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File: 6226a7663488093⋯.jpg (716.51 KB, 1638x2048, 819:1024, chanel santini2.jpg)

d88986 No.12843

Seriously, ending holodeck neutrality is going to cause a revolt in the Federation. All those redditors go on the holodeck to fuck their based traps all day while reading tweets from Based Gul Dukat. ((( They ))) are making a tactical error in an effort to get more control it will result in redditors on the streets. The Federation runs on boipussy and ((( they ))) don't even realize it! What is the average guy supposed to do? Get married to a careerist female?

43ccda No.12854

File: c3307643c2071cb⋯.jpg (28.58 KB, 425x301, 425:301, 1459119781580.jpg)

>>12843

>that text

>bulge in pic's pants

>chanel santini = wikipedia search reveals the winning of a tranny porn award

Crystalized and refined "OP is a faggot".


b8a264 No.12871

File: 5cb6737101ba8ad⋯.gif (938.62 KB, 500x225, 20:9, say hello to my little fri….gif)

>>12854

OP is almost always a faggot. There is one aspect of holodeck neutrality that is overlooked, is the safety protocol. If the holodeck is a combination of transporter hologram and replicator technology. All it takes is a few workarounds to override the namby pamby Fed safety protocols. And you can turn a holodeck into a mini armory and munition plant.


041b8a No.12883

>>12871

Except you can't take your weapons off the holodeck. There is no way whatsoever to get holodeck constructs off the holodeck. They had an entire episode dedicated to that fact in TNG. They needed a one-of-a-kind piece of 29th century technology which they cannot replicate to let the EMH walk around in VOY. I can see it now:

>We are at WAR!

>Excuse me, mister enemy sir, would you kindly direct yourself to my holodeck so that we can commence with doing the war?

>Please bring a finite supply of weapons and armor.

>I assure you I have no ulterior motive.


0770f3 No.12885

>>12871

>OP is almost always a faggot

Why did you include an unnecessary 'almost' in your post?


b8a264 No.12891

>>12883

>Except you can't take your weapons off the holodeck. There is no way whatsoever to get holodeck constructs off the holodeck. They had an entire episode dedicated to that fact in TNG. They needed a one-of-a-kind piece of 29th century technology which they cannot replicate to let the EMH walk around in VOY.

That's the EMH with the Sassy Doc personality service pack though. A thompson seems far easier to replicate on the holodeck, by overiding the safety feature and telling the computer

>yes computer\arch\fucker I want you to -replicate- me an actual firearm with real live ammo right on the holodeck re-route the energy to hologram emitters routine to energy to matter replication protocol initiate right fucking now

>captain's login: Picard1

>password:REMOVEBORG


db3aa4 No.12892

File: 7d4fc6745f1759b⋯.webm (7.88 MB, 640x360, 16:9, OP's theme song.webm)


1fa3e5 No.12906

>>12892

Now that's a meme I haven't seen in a long long time.


041b8a No.12918

>>12891

That's not how it works. Holodecks can't replicate; the technology is vaguely related but not the same; you'd have to actually take the holodeck apart and re-build it into a replicator. Just head to the replicators, which your ship already has. Why the hell are you trying to get the TV to make toast when you have a toaster?


b8a264 No.12929

>>12918

>Why the hell are you trying to get the TV to make toast when you have a toaster?

To impress HoloBrahms.


f064b6 No.12930

>>12843

/pol/ trash on /strek/, mods/OP delet dis thread


7d57d4 No.12931

>>12930

Gtfo commie trash. We call it /pol/strek/ for a reason.


b8a264 No.12951

>>12930

>/pol/ trash on /strek/, mods/OP delet dis thread

/leftypol/ please, go do something you're actually good at besides starving such as sucking down a dic-

Oh right, you already did that.


023ae4 No.12952

>>12951

I thought we blew up /leftypol/?


beef87 No.12958

>>12952

nah it was them doing the blowing


aa2196 No.12962

>>12952

We did, hence the (((refugees)))


2903e3 No.12982

File: 567e9a1376c7015⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 15.96 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Commie_Cum_Connoisseur.webm)


d88986 No.12985

>>12982

Did /leftypol/ ever recover from this?


aa2196 No.12986

>>12985

As far as I know they're still anally disrupted over it.


ce043d No.12990

File: ba24f20040f053c⋯.jpg (49.47 KB, 310x327, 310:327, Anime - Smug_Maniacal Laug….jpg)

>>12982

Superb. And they can't do a thing about this, can they?


b8a264 No.12994

>>12958

Heh.

>>12990

They're having a shitfit tantrum but that's nothing new.


d88986 No.12996

>>12982

>saving that on your computer

How did this leak in the first place?


6424aa No.13006

>>12996

Simple. Because it's a "leak".


2903e3 No.13007

>>12996

>saving that on your computer

I saved it for moments like this. Plus, this version is funnier than the original and less gross. The sounds of that thing trying to suck a dick made me nauseous.


5e9efa No.13200

>>12843

Good copypasta,


27481f No.13822

>>12996

I am pretty sure he swallowed.




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