/strek/ - Star Trek ★

>>1260

Kek, I eagerly await for the "STD gave me aids" memes to come.

>>1258

I don't understand how someone pitched an episode about Crusher getting fucked by a ghost without being laughed out of the building. They must've really been desperate for ideas.

>Implying the worst Star Trek episode wasn't Shades of Grey

It's an episode of nothing but fucking flashbacks to previous episodes. It's in another level.

And as for an episode that wasn't just a way to say "We ran out of money and time. Sorry guys" "And The Children Shall Lead Them" is my choice.

>>1268

The 80's and the white stuff

>>1270

It's bad, but I think episodes with shitty plots or good plots done poorly are worse than filler episodes made because of a lack of funds.

>>1272

Thank >>1258. I just threw it together. It's the perfect picture of to go with that statement.

>>1270

>It's an episode of nothing but fucking flashbacks to previous episodes.

You know, I can't remember the last time I saw a clip show. I think it might have been the Simpsons clip episode where they do a spoof of "We Didn't Start The Fire" that ends with "Sorry for the clip shoooow!"

>TNG: Riker dates a tranny. Or it's some "agender" species or something, but either way it was just a bleeding asshole muh oppresshun sideplot.

>DS9: One of the later white guilting episodes involving a heist. Ended with a very special episode kind of aesop, iirc.

>VOY: I'm honestly not sure how to pick out a particularly bad episode. People mention the "warp ten turned Paris and Janeway into lizards" episode, but I think pretty much anything that happened in the holodeck trumps that in terms of sheer unwatchability.

Also, The Naked Now is GOAT.

>TNG: crusher fucks a ghost

>DS9: quark turns into a female

>Voyager: tuvix the episode wasn't bad per say, but i'm really mad that they killed him, they literally had no justification and didn't hide it

>Enterprise: vulcans were actually on earth in the 20th century

>>1323

>>ENT: The "muh third gender" episode

Any Trek episode that involves tranny shit is always weird, but what really bothered me about that episode was the end when Archer tears into Trip. Not only does Archer lay out why Trip's actions were unwarranted, but even goes as far as to aggresively point out flaws in his character. It felt like an all-out personal attack. I felt profoundly depressed afterwards.

>>1329

>>The other involves the Enterprise D checking in on the mob planet run by Bella Oxmyx and the gang. The one where McCoy had left his communicator behind.

>>Given that the people are a highly adaptive and imitative race, the Enterprise D encounters a world where everyone dresses like the original Enterprise crew and imitates Federation values

That would have been an amazing episode. What I find truly sad about this is that they had 7 seasons to do it and never did. Worse still is that it will never happen now, it's far too late.

>>1255

I don't know if it's the worst episode from TNG, but The Game is definitely up there

>Hey guys, have you heard Wesley is coming here on vacation?

>Happy birthday Wesley we all made you your favorite things

>Wow you're so good at everything, Wesley

>Hey look at this ensign engineer, she's so quirky with her laws xD

>Oh no now Wesley and his boring ass love interest have to save the day

>Wesley successfully fools everyone on board the Enterprise once or twice before he's captured but everything works out just fine anyway

It's the epitome of a Wesley episode and why he's such a hateable cunt

>>1338

>>Hey look at this ensign engineer, she's so quirky with her laws xD

Yet another reason to avoid Peter David's New Frontier series: Lefler's Laws are given out ad nauseum.

>It's the epitome of a Wesley episode and why he's such a hateable cunt

Given that he was Gene's self-insert, I've always wondered if he and Wil Weaton would get drunk together and try to figure out why everyone hated them so damn much.

>>1336

>Worse still is that it will never happen now, it's far too late.

It might, still, if we get the Meyer series and write in to remind him.

>>1216 (OP)

The hippie one is not too bad, just a bit ridiculous, and the hippie aliens are fucking annoying

The kids one is bad AND the kids are annoying as fuck, just like the other episode with annoying kids in the first season

There's literally nothing wrong with the space booger one

Overall yes, TOS has a lot of bad, uninspired or overly absurd episodes, especially in the third season, but for once i think the memes are real, spock's brain truly is the worst of them all

>>1372

Glorious Redpill of an episode that one was.

>>1367

Actually i've never seen DS9

don't bully pls

>>1386

You're going to get bullied right up and inside your ass. Bend over boy!

>>1386

Which ones have you seen so far? Because I would highly recommend DS9, but only after viewing TOS and TNG.

>>1386

DS9 is objectively the best one, how the fuck have you not seen it

>>1386

DS9 was glorious…until Cisco joined BLM.

>>1400

TOS, half of TNG, all the movies

>>1401

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>1401

I made it most of the way through the first season, it it was excruciating. It's all sitting around talking about shit and family problems. It's like back-to-back after school specials, set in the Star Trek universe, with none of the exploration or intrigue that makes Star Trek great. Supposedly it gets better later on, but it seems hollow when it just comes across as an extended apology for an unforgivably terrible beginning. Shit, the only reason I sat through the first episode was pain pills. I wanted to punch the screenwriters and everyone after them in the production process in every sexual organ they had.

>>1464

just watch any episode that mentions cardassia then

>>1464

>the only reason I sat through the first episode was pain pills.

I got addicted to Dallas reruns the same way. Pulled ligaments in my leg.

At least I got to find out who shot J.R.

>>1461

Fucking prophets.

Dukat would have made the alpha quadrant great again.

>>1502

>Dukat would have made the alpha quadrant great again.

Benny is worst prophet.

>>2131

Shit, I knew I forgot to post one. Thanks.

>>2136

Bueno.

>>2126

>>2127

>>2131

>>2136

His chin was his most powerful weapon.

>>2126

I already knew he was the guy who played the cowboy in the Blues Brothers, i didn't know of any role by him nor did i know that he was famous

>>2167

>nor did i know that he was famous

If he was famous there wouldn't be a secret appreciation cult.

>>2183

>a secret appreciation cult

Dick Miller and Sid Haig appeared in Star Trek too, and have their own cults.

>>2184

So does Julie Newmar Catwoman who can be spotted in one of our banners getting the shit slapped out of her by McCoy.

>>2186

>Julie Newmar

Ah, I love that clip. Didn't realize it was her though.

>>1216 (OP)

First one was flagrant pandering/moichandizing. Second would have been a good MLP episode. Spock's Brain was worse than Operation Annihilate tho.

>TOS:

Spock's Brain (shitposting that got put on air, the writers admitted they were making fun of Roddenberry's idea of sci-fi)

Space Romans (either do a parallel universe episode or change it from Roman to Roman-like/allegory/parallel but with spacey aesthetics or something, don't do both)

Patterns of Force (same problem, either make it a parallel Nazi victory timeline or make the aliens use local symbols/local take on the nazi aesthetic instead of perfectly duplicating actual nazi uniforms and gear that one would think would be outdated since they're capable of interplanetary travel on a wide enough scale to at least consider invading their neighbors practicable)

City on the Edge of Forever, compared to what it could have been

>TNG:

Symbiosis (oh look, the hippies are telling the young people to Just Say No after they got sick of drugs themselves and became yuppies)

Writer's Strike Flashback Episode

Rascals

Disaster or whatever the one was where they lost power was good but worse because muh chilluns

Anything revolving around the holodeck

Wesley episodes other than the nanite one

90% of the crap with Q

Naked Now and other obvious TOS knockoffs

Sub Rosa

The Outrageous Okana I'm convinced was a rejected script from the original Battlestar Galactica

>DS9:

The romance arc with Nerys and Dukat

Anything revolving around the holosuite

>VOY:

The giant poorly-CGI'd virus one

Anything revolving around the holodeck, especially the Hirogen Nazi ones

Warp 10 Lizards

Tuvix

other science-is-magic ones

Chakotay eps (cringily-done, and the producers/director/whatever clown was in charge of it thought a spider monkey looked 'alien enough' for that one episode that would have been better if they'd canonically had Preserver stuff on the planet)

>ENT:

Mpreg, because mpreg and the disticnt possibility it was made because of the writer's Magical Realm, not because muh trannies

>Book:

Didn't make it through any bad ones.

>Movie:

V, Generations, Insurrection, Nemesis, NuTrek; still haven't seen NuTrek: Remake of Khan or NuTrek: The One Everybody Swears Isn't That Bad

>>1260

saved

>>2210

I decided to just go ahead and storytime it here: >>2214

>>2207

>Patterns of Force

I hate twin-earth episodes aswell, but this one had somewhat of a decent explanation for it, aside maybe from the usual aliens looking exactly like human bs: the history professor that fell on the planet reformed its culture taking nazi germany as an example, thus importing nazi ideology and iconography in it