fuck you, mom aNd dad
you two are woNderful people, aNd i love you both very dearly
you two are doiNg the LORD'S WORK
but your stupid mistakes are why i suffered such cruel puNishmeNt iN early childhood
obviously
iN retributioN, i shall attempt to destroy the PROTESTANT CHURCH
by coNviNciNg all of their membership to joiN EASTERN ORTHODOXY
slavs protect the childreN by usiNg *dirty tricks*
ProtestaNts serve the little childreN to SataN oN a platter through *fightiNg fair*
the protestaNt church must be destroyed, for the sake of the childreN
because it is the Slavs who fuckiNg kNow how to fight
the protestaNt's doN't kNow how to do JACK SHIT
you protestaNts are all SO NICE
all smiles aNd suNshiNe aNd raiNbows
it is all poisoNed hoNey-water
fuckiNg grow up, you stupid protestaNt moroNs
kill your failed stupid disorgaNized traiN-wreck
you are split iNto a huNdred thousaNd deNomiNatioNs all workiNg at cross-purposes
Luther, your attempt at reform was aN EMBARRASSING FAILURE
FUCK YOU MARTIN LUTHER YOU FUCKING TARD YOU FUCKED UP EVERYTHING
THE WESTERN BRANCH OF THE CHURCH WAS A STRONG AND MIGHTY HALF-TREE, AND YOU SPLINTERED IT INTO FUCKING SAWDUST
MARTIN LUTHER YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE CAUSE OF ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD
I HAVE PROVEN IT YOU FUCKER
MARTIN LUTHER YOU ARE WHY THEY THREW ROCKS AT ME IN KINDERGARTEN
PROTESTANT "CHURCH", GROW UP AND JOIN THE EASTERN ORTHODOXY
THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IS CLEARLY CORRUPT AND USELESS
THIS IS ALSO THE FAULT OF MARTIN LUTHER
AFTER LUTHER, THE HALF OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH THAT REMAINED WAS A LIGHTNING-SPLINTERED TALL STUMP, RIVEN IN TWAIN FROM TOP TO BOTTOM
THERE IS NO WAY THAT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH COULD HAVE SURVIVED THAT
IT IS DEAD
THE ONLY REMAINING VIABLE BRANCH OF CHRISTIANITY IS EASTERN ORTHODOXY
ALL CHRISTIANS OUSIDE OF EASTERN ORTHODOXY MUST JOIN EASTERN ORTHODOXY
IT IS NECESSARY FOR THE SAFETY OF THE CHILDREN
UNITY NOW OR SLOW DEATH, CHRISTIANDOM
IT IS THE ONLY WAY
KILL THE LEGEND OF MARTIN LUTHER
MARTIN LUTHER IS THE MOST EVIL BASTARD WHO HAS EVER LIVED
REPLACE "HITLER" WITH "LUTHER" IN YOUR PARLANCE
HITLER WAS A PUSSY COMPARED TO LUTHER
MARTIN LUTHER WAS THE ANTICHRIST, YOU TARDS
UNIFY CHRISTIANDOM AND RAIN HOLY RETRIBUTION UPON THE ENEMY
DO IT NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID PROTESTANT RETARDS