The Good Ol’ Hockey Game
… to this point THE TRUMPSTERS seemed to have out-smarted, out-skated, out-checked and out-shot their rivals through the first half of this game for The World Championship .
We’re about half way through the 2nd period and The Cabal have taken a few well deserved penalties.
You got John Brennan in the box with a 5 minute major for a vicious cross check.
We have James Corney sitting beside him with another 5 minute major for interference with intent to injure.
Stormy Daniels has been accessed a 2 minute minor for hooking.
Amy Berman Jackson just got 2 minutes for embellishment (taking a dive)
… THE TRUMPSTERS Coach Joe DiGenova has sent out the power play. It includes,
JAY (The Wall) SEKELOW – GOALIE With a league leading .983 save percentage, 17 shutouts, and 1.17 goals against average (GAA)
PAT (Atticus) PHILBIN – DEFENSE This rookie has torn up the league with his blistering slap shot, along with his great puck sense, he stands tall on the blue line as a outstanding defender.
PATTY (Bones) CIPILLONE – DEFENSE Is undoubtedly the hardest hitter out there and leads all defensemen in both goals and assists. He can really make you pay the price with his body checks.
PHIL (Ferret ) GRINNEL – CENTER This newly acquired hound dog will skate the opposition into the ice, he can dig pucks out of the corners, and can play in the dirty areas in front of the net.
JOHN (Bull) DURHAM – WINGER This hard-nosed winger who never stops digging, they might want to keep their heads up when the pain train gets you in his sights.
BILLY (Boom Boom) BARR – WINGER This league MVP has all the tools, his no holds barred approach to the game will keep the opposition on their toes. Boom’s greatest quality is he knows when to pass and he knows how to shoot and score.
… we’ll be right back for the puck drop