5ff8c9 No.3182 [Last50 Posts]
>C without pointers
>Haskell without monads
>Java without exceptions
>Python without whitespace
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5ff8c9 No.3183
>JS without containers full of dicks, frameworks and languages to compile into it
>JS without WebAssembly instead in the future
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5ff8c9 No.3184
Go full Gosling. Remove everything you can without limiting the language as "syntactic sugar". Subtract? Nah nigga you could have done that in terms of add. Compound equality tests? Nope, sugar. Any type of loop? Why, when you have goto? "if" statements? Unnecessary when you have goto.
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5ff8c9 No.3189
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5ff8c9 No.3253
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5ff8c9 No.3255
>>3184
>Using GOTO that much
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5ff8c9 No.3272
GDscript without inheritance
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5ff8c9 No.3273
>>3272
TorqueScript without strings.
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5ff8c9 No.3275
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5ff8c9 No.3285
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5ff8c9 No.3287
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5ff8c9 No.3294
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5ff8c9 No.3295
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5ff8c9 No.3296
Coffeescript without unreadable syntax
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5ff8c9 No.3297
Haskell without recursion
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5ff8c9 No.3304
Rust without trait bounds.
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5ff8c9 No.3351
>>3287
lisp without repl
lisp without parentheses
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5ff8c9 No.3363
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5ff8c9 No.3368
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5ff8c9 No.3414
>Rust without memory safety
99% of Rust codebases will be wrapped in unsafe { … once it hits production use
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5ff8c9 No.3422
>>3295
!!!!!
truly horrible
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5ff8c9 No.3483
>>3297
It's possible to implement recursion non-recursively using combinators (e.g. http://stackoverflow.com/a/5885270/2884483). Removing the ability for functions to take functions as arguments would cripple the language a lot more.
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5ff8c9 No.3485
>>3182
>>Python without whitespace
Whitespace without whitespace
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5ff8c9 No.3499
RISC without user registers
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5ff8c9 No.3516
>>3184
How are you supposed to implement if statements with gotos? You at least need je, jg, and jl to use any program.
also tbh any language other than D
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5ff8c9 No.3519
Machine code without machines
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5ff8c9 No.3552
>>3182
Brainfuck without minimalism
:^) Fucking plebs (^:
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5ff8c9 No.3559
x86 assembly without MOV
C++ without classes
Perl without regexp
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5ff8c9 No.3628
Lisp without macros.
>>3351
>lisp without parentheses
That's actually been done before but I can't find it right now. It's not actually terrible, but it seems pointless to me.
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5ff8c9 No.3645
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5ff8c9 No.3646
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5ff8c9 No.3653
Rust without anonymous SJW homosex.
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5ff8c9 No.3666
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5ff8c9 No.3693
Python without FFI
Python without import
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5ff8c9 No.3724
>C without fallthrough
>C++ without switch statements
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5ff8c9 No.3949
>>3182
I'm new to assembly but couldn't you get by doing something like
sub dest, dest
add source, dest
Or are there other implications I'm missing beyond the code becoming painful to read, write, and execute as a finished project?
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5ff8c9 No.3974
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5ff8c9 No.3975
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5ff8c9 No.3976
>>3949
That will subtract dest from itself, and store 0 in the location of dest.
Then it adds dest (which is 0) to source, doing nothing.
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5ff8c9 No.3986
>any functional language
>no tail recursion
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5ff8c9 No.4001
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5ff8c9 No.4005
>>3184
>goto
Just use while loops, you fucking newfag.
>if statements
They're called conditionals, and they're not required.
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5ff8c9 No.4006
>>4005
>>3184
Me again, here are some while-loop pseudo-conditionals.
#include "stdio.h"
main(void) {
int x=1;while(x<101) {
while (x%3==0) {
printf("Fizz"); break;
}
while (x%5==0) {
printf("Buzz"); break;
}
while (x%3 && x%5) {
printf("%d", x); break;
}
printf("\n");
x++;}
}
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5ff8c9 No.4018
>>4006
>that indentation style
are you a wizard or an idiot?
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5ff8c9 No.4116
Perl with bronies :^)
It's already too late
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5ff8c9 No.4130
>>3559
>C++ without classes
Nothing wrong with it
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5ff8c9 No.4135
>>3559
>C++ without classes
C# without classes :^)
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5ff8c9 No.4183
Go with { on its own line.
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5ff8c9 No.4200
php, ruby or javascript without bad programers
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5ff8c9 No.4254
>>3182
any lisp dialect without prefix notation
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5ff8c9 No.4323
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5ff8c9 No.4324
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5ff8c9 No.4328
Smalltalk without messages
Swift without Apple
PostScript without graphics
(M)MIX without TAOCP
awk/sed without streams
sh without fork()
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5ff8c9 No.4334
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5ff8c9 No.4335
>>4135
Who needs classes anyway? Also, OOP sucks. :P
>>3516
>How are you supposed to implement if statements with gotos?
address = ass * dick + cock
goto (void*)address
something like that, I guess
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5ff8c9 No.4339
>>4324
Python/Lua/Ruby with braces and semicolons
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5ff8c9 No.4351
>>3182
Java is a fucked up language in itself. No need to remove the exceptions.
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5ff8c9 No.4361
>>4335
what if you use a value other than 1 as 'true'?
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5ff8c9 No.4364
>>3182
>C++ without addition
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5ff8c9 No.4388
>>4364
double add(double a, double b) {
return a - -b;
}
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5ff8c9 No.4401
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5ff8c9 No.4442
>>3184
Well, use the lambda calculus then. Its most basic form consists only of symbols, unary functions and function application. This is sufficient for Turing-completeness.
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5ff8c9 No.4449
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5ff8c9 No.4452
>>4388
Should I remind you that subtraction is really just addition, and negating a number is either multiplying it by -1 (inefficient) or subtraction from 0 (which is addition)?
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5ff8c9 No.4454
>>4452
> Should I remind you that subtraction is really just addition, and negating a number is either multiplying it by -1 (inefficient) or subtraction from 0 (which is addition)?
In practice, negating a number is usually a bit twiddle then an increment (as negatives are almost always stored and operated upon in two's complement in general use). A multiply is never necessary for negation.
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5ff8c9 No.4587
lisp without metaprogramming
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5ff8c9 No.4599
English without "nigger".
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5ff8c9 No.4605
Programmer without search engines
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5ff8c9 No.4622
C without generics.
C without Exception Handling.
C without operator overloading.
C without dangling pointers.
Oh wait
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dd20fe No.5279
>>3182
Python without stdlib
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cdd941 No.5281
>>5279
It's been two years nigger, this thread is dead.
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92b0d8 No.5282
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cb01ff No.5283
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ba339b No.5292
All language's have pointers. Even if A language doesn't expose you to the pointer.
You just hate pointers because you refuse to understand how memory works low level. DUMB ASS HOE
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b13cd9 No.5309
>python without list comprehension or list slicing
it would be so annoying
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7ac303 No.5424
>>3559
>thinks C++ is C with classes
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6b6a35 No.5441
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1f4ebf No.5455
>>3351
The latter would be Logo or Rebol, which work pretty well except that you need to remember the functions' arity.
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b1b25b No.5478
>believing monads is a language feature
fuck of pseudo-funcitonal haskell hipster
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f415bd No.5492
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9d8d81 No.5493
>>3628
Yeah it has although the name eludes me.
>RPN Lisp
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000000 No.5495
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422155 No.5496
>Lisp without cons cells,lambdas and macros
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662804 No.5497
low hanging fruit: java without semicolons
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