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3e2b6b (4)  No.321644>>321649 >>321651 >>321693 >>322163 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Commissar Applejack gives you a revolver (fully loaded) and tells you to execute Fancy Pants, Prince Blueblood, and Princess Twilight, all captured in battle during the Civil War. All are bound and blindfolded, so they cannot fight back or even figure out what's going on. Keep in mind that there are two armed Bolsheviks watching you. What do you do?

f4f8d3 (1)  No.321649

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>>321644 (OP)

Wake up from this fever dream and remember AJ is a capitalist. Alternatively, shoot the Bolsheviks since ponies don't have fingers.


3e2b6b (4)  No.321651>>321652 >>321653

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>>321644 (OP)

No.15271305

I heed the words of my Commissar and execute the bourgeois scum for the good of the common pony. What do you expect me to do?

No.15271306

Ridding the world of 2 shallow characters and 1 uninteresting character?

Sign me up.

No.15271325

Take the gun and execute everyone but twilight

Take off her blindfold and fire a few shots next to her ear

>watch as she squirms and screams in agony as her eardrums rupture

>kick her in the gut and face until she starts to cough up blood

>get a knife and cut off her wings

> untie her and place the gun next to her

> walk out, lock the door, and wait

You hear a bang as you walk away

The czar has been killed

>step 2???

Personally this sounds pretty hot. Would like to hurt Twilight in such a way, for my dick demands it.

No.15271403

Mentally mark the commissar's and the two Bolsheviks positions before tapping into my killer instincts and executing the Bolsheviks before forcing the commissar into unconsciousness with the space of three seconds.

I fire my third shot into the ground so not to arouse suspicion from anyone outside the room before proceeding to untie the princess.

After explaining the situation, she proceeds to teleport us to safety along with commissar Applejack so that we can figure out why one of the princess' best friends wishes her death.

No.15273094

>It is the night before Heart Warming Eve during the bloody revolution.

>You, anon, a proper monarchist, were caught by damn Bolshevik scum.

>In order to prove your loyalty to the cause, they were forcing you to kill some of the nobility.

>Instead, you were about to kill yourself than give into those red bastards.

>However, you remember something:"The best way to spread Monarchist cheer it to sing it loud for all to hear."

>You strike a note, and begin to sing "Der Wacht am Rhein"

>The guards stare dumbfounded by your strange song.

>Until they realize you aren't going to shoot them.

>They lower their rifles and begin to fire.

>But at that very exact moment, a bullet goes through both of their heads.

>And from the sky descends a red sleigh, pulled by reindeer.

>And guess who piloted it?

>None other than Old Willy Claus himself!

>He motions to bring the prisoners into the sleigh, and you follow.

>You then jump into the sleigh and, after giving presents to all the good little Monarchist and giving a big lump of coal to bad syndies of internationale, you and the ponies have a wonderful Christmas with the Kaiser's family.

>That night he transports you to Canterlot, where he then offers Germany's support to his fellow Monarchst in ending the rebellion.

>Celestia and Luna agree, and the Kaiser gets back in his sleigh.

>He shouts:

"Now Fritz! Now Otto!

Now, Johann and Reinhardt !

On, Reinhardt! On, Cupid!

On, Heinrich and Hans!

To the top of the porch!

To the top of the wall!

Now dash away! Dash away!

Dash away all!"

>He flies off into the sunset, preparing for the next Christmas.


3e2b6b (4)  No.321652

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>>321651

No.15273114

>>15273094

monarchist scum

No.15273141

>>15273114

REMOVE SYNDIE REMOVE SYNDIE

you are worst syndie. you are the syndie idiot you are the syndie smell. return to rusisia. to our tsarist cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,union we will never forgeve you. limey rascal fuck but fuck asshole syndie stink union engeland engalend..syndie genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead syndie..ahahahahah union we will get you!! do not forget weltkrieg .turkey we save the sultan , canada return to your precious island….hahahahaha idiot syndie and totalist smell so bad..wow i can smell it. remove commune from the premises. you will get caught.

austria+AOG+mitteleuropa+mittelafrika=kill internationale…you will wk2/ beethoven alive in reich, beethoven making symphony of reich . fast classical beethoven reich. we are rich and have nuke now hahahaha ha because of beethoven… you are ppoor stink syndie… you live in a commune hahahaha, you live in a internationale

beethoven alive numbr one #1 in reich ….fuck the britain ,..fuckk ashol syndie no good i spit? in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. Beethoven aliv and real strong wizard kill all the syndie farm aminal with organ magic now we the germa rule .ape of the zoo presidant oswal mosley fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and totalist wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. reich greattst countrey

No.15273186

>>15273141

bourgeois capitalist pig, power to the proletariats

No.15273242

>>15273186

A marxist anarchist atheist professor and feminist activist was teaching a class on Sébastien Faure, known syndicalist.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Faure and accept that Anarcho-Syndicalism is the most highly-evolved ideology the world has ever known, even greater than Social Conservatism!”

At this moment, a brave, conservative, Freikorps soldier who had disbanded over 1500 trade unions and understood the necessity of Realpolitik and fully supported all Mitteleuropa satellite states stood up and held up a map of Alsace-Lorraine.

"Who owns this land, frenchfag?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite jewishly and smugly replied “It's not not owned by anyone, fucking reactionary, its 'ownership' belongs to the communities that live on it and not any states.”

”Wrong. Its been 65 years since the German Reich annexed it. If it was not owned by any state, and Anarcho-Syndicalism, as you say, is real… then the workers there should have formed free labour unions by now."

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the CGT manifest. He stormed out of the room crying those ironic syndi tears.The same tears syndicalists cry for “the working class” (which today works so few that they barely have 60 work hours per week). There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Rudolf Rocker, wished he had been conservative and become more than a brainless political activist. He wished so much that he had could find, a state to fall back on but he himself had argued against it!

The students applauded and all registered Deutschkonservative Partei that day and accepted Wilhelm II as their Kaiser. An eagle named “Sedan” flew into the room and perched atop the Reichskriegsflagge and shed a tear on the chalk board. Heil dir im Siegeskranz was sung several times, and Bismarck himself showed up and converted all Catholics to Protestantism.

Gott mit uns!


3e2b6b (4)  No.321653>>321692

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>>321651

No.15273121

>>15273094

Funny because Germany actually helped Lenin get to Petrograd.

8chan turned into exactly what we said it would in the beginning---hugboxes. I would also like to remind anons of the myth of the legendary "/z/" board on 4chan. It operated to 8chan's "Plebs can own boards" system, and was based on SA's Fuck You And Die's Idiot King. It was deemed a failure and removed.

Requiescat in pace, Internet. Guess now all that's left is to continue on the ride, or, to ride the pony, so to speak. (Evola more like ebola amirite?)


d5046d (1)  No.321692

>>321653

friendly reminder that there are literal BBC cuck threads on 4/pol/


7167b8 (1)  No.321693

>>321644 (OP)

Whip out my dick and masturbate


a6d42c (1)  No.322163

>>321644 (OP)

I shoot the armed bolsheviks before shooting the commisar

Commies deserve the bullet




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