542250 No.317249
No one likes it when their waifu is making googly eyes at another stallion. I got a little annoyed when I saw Marble Pie get too friendly with Big Mac. Thank god that he finally moved onto dating Sugar Belle because I didn't want to get cucked. I can't say that Maud fans were as lucky as I was. And by that awkward sperg Mudbriar, no less.
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Relationships#Romantic_relationships
Maud Pie, Sugar Belle, Vapor Trail, and Princess Cadance are all taken at the moment. Human Twilight seems to be dating Timber Spruce, and the romance between Sunset Shimmer & Flash Sentry seems to be rekindling. In the comics, Princess Celestia's heart even belonged to King Sombra from an alternate dimension. I truly feel bad for the cucks who had to endure seeing their waifus being the hooves of another man.
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694560 No.317250
>mfw Maud got taken and I had to settle for Trixie
Love is a cruel mistress.
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b9dc87 No.317251
>>317250
I'm afraid I have some bad news for ya.
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694560 No.317254
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6a9c0d No.317259
>>317249
>>317250
>halfway delusion
Why don't people do mental gymnastics rather than getting hurt? I mean, you're already positioning yourself in a delusion, why not crank it up to 11?
Sure, you'll get annoyed seeing your """waifu""" in the show, but if your waifu is your projection from the character, is it the same as in the show?
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c946f3 No.317260
>>317259
Yeah after all the show is already fiction. It' not like there's a real girl who is really dating someone else. You can just say "In my autistic fantasy I'm dating X pony and she's not taken by someone else"
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655847 No.317263
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0798da No.317264
>>317249
>the romance between Sunset Shimmer & Flash Sentry seems to be rekindling
citation fucking needed
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1ec6f9 No.317273
>>317249
Good thing EGQ is NOT canon.
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694560 No.317310
>>317259
>thinking this hard about waifus and imageboard banter
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995d77 No.317514
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fe376b No.317523
>unironically getting this cucked
Feels good to know my wife is the physical embodiment of loyalty, stay jelly fags
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b81af6 No.317525
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8091ca No.317539
>>317523
>Feels good to know my wife is the physical embodiment of loyalty
Yeah, so when she inevitably shacks up with Zephyr Breeze you can be sure she's not gonna leave him for you.
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75d3d2 No.317541
>>317251
>t-that's just skinship r-right
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8091ca No.317544
>>317251
>they touched each other so they're fucking
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3552ee No.317605
>>317544
I haven't touched someone who I wasn't fucking for weeks.
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c946f3 No.317614
>>317605
So basically you havent touched anybody in weeks
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07d03a No.317615
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b9dc87 No.317619
>>317544
Just how often do you go on a trip with a girl where you have to sleep with and snuggle up with her for weeks at a time, unless you want to fuck her?
Be honest.
And don't even get me started on how they bicker like a married couple.
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c946f3 No.317621
>>317619
'Tis a shame it wont last. Their relationship started after Trixie tried to commit suicide with a cannon and a lion. Trixie is Starlight's charity case.
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35bbaa No.317845
>>317619
It's a real shame that most millennials believe that a close bond between two people can't be achieved without it being a sexual relationship. There's a difference between romantic love and the love of a friend, you know. That's what friendship is. Or used to be, before shitty millennial culture brought in a wave of drooling social-justice retards who force platonic same-sex bonding to be seen as gay.
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ce8ff0 No.317912
>>317249
>that negro
Wait, what happened to Flash?
>>317310
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933e64 No.317966
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f20ed8 No.320760
<and the romance between Sunset Shimmer & Flash Sentry seems to be rekindling
SUCK MY DICK OP SHE WILL ALWAYS MY WAIFU YOU FUCKING JEW
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bdc2ab No.321767
>>317912
Flash kind of has a thing with Pony Twilight, the Twilight seen here is from the human world. Or if you're asking about Sunset and Flash, PonyTwil hasn't been back at the human world in a while and Sunset and Flash have been interacting with each other more.
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b9dc87 No.321773
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d324e2 No.321779
>>321767
>Sunset and Flash have been interacting with each other more.
literally the only interactions those two have had recently is her bringing him a bento and some conversations she has with him in LoE where she basically tells him to get over Twilight. Flash, admittedly, is trying to get back in her good graces, but Sunset has shown no indication that she holds any romantic feelings for him. This is a good sign considering that there's only going to be one more significant EqG thing coming out, and it would be extremely unlikely for them to try to force those two together right as the series is ending.
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deef4d No.321800
>>321773
>Calling sunset trash but posts twishit
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b9dc87 No.321801
>>321800
>My waifu isn't trash.
>Waifu is >No hooves.
>Waifu is trash tier Twilight knockoff
>Waifu is EQG
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5197ce No.321802
>>321801
>muh Twilight knockoff
list three character traits that Sunset and Twilight share (and no, naming schemes are not character traits). I'll wait.
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b9dc87 No.321807
>>321802
>Celestia's favourite student
>Muh magic cutie mark
>Bookish streak
Its almost like Shimmer was specifically designed to be like Twilights evil alterego. What Twi could become if she went bad…
To be blunt, she designed to be Twilight, but as a bad girl. Its no more in depth and original a concept than slapping a goatee on Leonard Nemoy and calling it the evil mirrior universe Spock and insisting its a totally different character from Spock, who has nothing in common with him.
Coincidentally, this is the exact same concept they used when they came up with the Glim Glam, only that one was an evil communist.
TL:DR, Baconhair is as devoid of originality and any kind of redeeming qualities as anything else from EQG. Just another phoned in shallow, and mostly failed, attempt by Hasbro to get at the Bratz market.
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c25824 No.321809
>>321802
>>321807
All the female unicorn antagonists are comparable to Twilight.
>Sunset is "what if Twilight was too ambitious"
>Moondancer is "what if Twilight didn't care about friendship"
>Starlight is "what if Twilight wanted friendship but didn't understand it"
>Trixie is "what if Twilight had never tapped her potential"
>Fizzlepop is "what if Twilight had friendship and magic but then lost them"
Now whether all of these were intended as such and how much of an overarching plan anyone at Hasbro has are matters of dubious speculation. But arguing about why your idealized lover is better than someone else's is pretty futile.
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5197ce No.321810
>>321807
>Celestia's favourite student
Sunset was never Celestia's favorite student.
>Muh magic cutie mark
Sunset's special talent isn't "magic".
>Bookish streak
Third strike; you're done.
I normally wouldn't bother responding to Shimmer-haters, but it's so tempting when they make retard-tier arguments and parrot nonsensical talking points like you do.
>>321809
>all unicorns who are good at magic are Twilight
You're retarded.
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b9dc87 No.321816
>>321810
>Sunset was never Celestia's favorite student
She was Celestia's main student back before she became evil and went to the human world.
>Sunset's special talent isn't "magic".
She has a vaguely star like "Magic" cutiemark.
Twilight, glimmer and Trixie all have vaguely star like "Magic" cutiemarks.
>Bookish streak
>Shimmer constantly shows up dressed as a scientist, explains oh technical stuff works uses scientific equipment to analyse magic.
>Somehow not bookish
>Calls others retarded.
Remember that old adage about pot's and kettles? Or was it about people in glass houses throwing rocks? It was something like that…
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a7aadd No.321819
>>321809
With the exception of Moondancer, who is a one-and-done tertiary pre-Nightmare Moon Twilight recolor, none of the unicorn antagonists are comparable to Twiggly beyond the superficial "pony good at magic". Trixie is conceited and irresponsible, Glimmygirl is impulsive and willful and Tempest is the least pony pony to have ever ponied. Not a single nerd among them, too. Can't comment on sunshit.
>>321816
>Trixie has a vaguely star like "Magic" cutiemark
Nope, Trixie's talent is specifically illusion magic, not general magic like Twi and Glim.
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599e0b No.321821
>>321816
>She was Celestia's main student
Wrong. It was only ever stated that Sunset was one of Celestia's students; she had many. Twilight was the only one we know of that was Celestia's "personal protege".
>She has a vaguely star like "Magic" cutiemark.
Her cutie mark is a sun. If you're going to insist her cutie mark is "magic" just because of the design, then that's just your opinion.
>Shimmer constantly shows up dressed as a scientist, explains oh technical stuff works uses scientific equipment to analyse magic.
This happens literally once in a two-minute special. Additionally, in that same special, Sunset says how she dislikes book-learning and prefers learning things through experience.
It's obvious to me that you know what you're talking about but you're just deliberately acting retarded. Also, stop projecting.
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f20ed8 No.321827
>>321807
<TL:DR, Baconhair is as devoid of originality and any kind of redeeming qualities as anything else from EQG. Just another phoned in shallow, and mostly failed, attempt by Hasbro to get at the Bratz market.
<TL;DR
Back you to the cesspool known as r/mylittlepony you fucking redditor
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1ec6f9 No.321831
>>321827
>barbiefag
>calling anyone else reddit
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65e5e7 No.321844
>>321827
>not liking reddit girls makes you reddit now
yikes
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f9affe No.321868
>>321827
You should be held down and executed for this post.
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4ca39d No.321887
I'm scared my waifu (Glim Glam) will cuck me for S*nburst. All I can hope for is sweet death will take the show before he takes my waifu's pussy
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c25824 No.321888
>>321887
How do you feel about dyke girls?
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4ca39d No.321889
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c25824 No.321895
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