/pone/ - My Little Pony★

My Queen,

Ever since I laid my eyes on you, I was captivated by your enigmatic beauty, your devious mind and indomitable will that had led your people through the countless generations. I'm content to lose myself into eternity just for a glimpse into your deep emerald gaze, behind which hid the wisdoms and mysteries of eons past.

Please, allow this lowly servant the honor of serving by your side. Everything of mine is yours to take: my wealth, my life, my soul, my love. I will devote every waking hour to you and you alone, for as long as I am able. All this I would gladly give in exchange for a sense of purpose and direction in this meaningless, chaotic world.

Forever yours to command,

Anonymous

>spills spaghetti sauce on letter

There, how's that for a letter?

>>316931 (OP)

Dear celestia,

Please turn me into a futa pony and use a magic potion to grow a horse cock to fuck me in the ass

Sincerely, all of /pone/

I am a meat eater.

Nuts, sometimes.

Not always, but to stay here I must be so now.

There are simple animals here.

I eat them.

I hunt when I must but …

that is time consuming.

Tiring.

So I keep livestock.

They're bunnies, mostly.

The first breeding pair was granted me

by the softest vegan I've ever met.

She doesn't ask about their well being.

bless her yellow & pink heart.

Dear Fluttershy,

You've changed. You're not the same kind and shy pony I remember from season 1. You use to be sweet, caring, afraid to offend anyone, and even scared of your own shadow. But now with your newfound confidence in later & current seasons, moments where you're a mean bitch pop up way too often now. I sincerely hate what you've become nowadays.

Pack your things and get out of my house. It's over between us. I'm with Marble Pie now. She's everything you use to be, but far more lovable and sweeter than you (especially your current self). Marble is simply the best shy waifu anyone could ever ask for.

Regards,

Your Ex-Husband