[–]▶ cbaaf9 (11) No.315176>>315182 >>315195 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
July 27--29, 2018
Baltimore, Maryland
/pone/ may or may not have boots on the ground at Bronycon this year. Suggestions for what operations our boys should undertake?
Something funnier than just taking pictures of autists, but not as funny as beating up Peter New and taking his lunch money.
Preferably no illegal shit/shit that'll get some europoor users extradited for international terrorism.
Disadvantages of the /p/team
-Severe autism
-Low T
-Cringey
-In bad shape
-Shitty BO
Advantages of the /p/team
-Very little regard to consequences (Law enforcement not included)
-Uniquely low IQ means that they have a high resistance to homosexual charm and manipulation
-Not afraid of physical pain/Low sense of self-preservation
-Differences in physical traits allows everything from flesh barricades to vent crawling operations
-Exclusive loyalty to the board
This highly trained team has brainstormed a few ideas with a 4chan moderator, our penetration agent. And moles around the fandom who have access to highly secured circlejerks on everything from Discord to Wickr over the months and has some plans already. But if you guys can think of anything cool post it here.
▶ 9bbddf (2) No.315177
If we beat up Peter New as a gang we'll probably have our sentence regulated to misdemeanors or low-degree assault, which I think would make it worth it. We'll let the poorest guy take the blame so when he's sued New still gets jack
▶ d79dad (1) No.315178>>315184
I say you guys raid one of those faggy orgies going on, maybe take their clothes so they have to walk around naked after they complete their degeneracy
▶ 8898e1 (2) No.315182>>315275
▶ cbaaf9 (11) No.315184>>315188 >>315195 >>315376
>>315178
Although that would be funny. The original orgy is unfortunatly cancelled.
Slighty related, the guy organizing is a pedo, big whoop.
BUT, and you didn't hear this from me. There's murmurs about more going on.
▶ 87dffd (2) No.315187>>315189 >>315195
How will I find you /pone/ guys? This is only my second con ever and first ever time at Bronycon.
▶ 87dffd (2) No.315188
▶ cbaaf9 (11) No.315189
>>315187
Nice try show staff
▶ e3aeb6 (12) No.315195>>315196 >>315198 >>315199 >>315200
>>315176 (OP)
If chrischan makes it, you HAVE to find some way to get in contact with him, just for the memes. I know one guy was going to do something supremely autistic during the live /pone/cast but I don't anticipate that's actually happening, just by the nature of what he had planned.
>>315184
That's too bad. I was hoping someone would barricade the door and release some noxious chemicals in the room.
Just an edgy joke, alphabet agents, I wouldn't dream of anyone actually doing that haha :^)
>the guy with a ralek-tier dog/hippo faced "horse" is a pedo
>>315187
I think you'll know the guys when you see them. That's all I'm saying. :^)
▶ e3aeb6 (12) No.315196
>>315195
Fuck, the image looked more innocent from the OS thumbnail and 8chan is well programmed with zero bugs so I can't delete the file.
▶ cbaaf9 (11) No.315198
>>315195
Don't worry. We have ready acess to Chris-Chan thanks to a friend of an acquaintance. What should be done?
>I know one guy was going to do something supremely autistic during the live /pone/cast but I don't anticipate that's actually happening
Like what?
▶ 4f875d (1) No.315199
>>315195
I expect to see at least one Aryanne plushie being held by someone.
▶ a5f893 (2) No.315200>>315203
>>315195
If I do meet him I'm planning on at least getting a picture with him
▶ f2e03a (1) No.315201
ask somebody to sign a picture of Trump and record their reaction
▶ 5980cb (4) No.315202>>315205
I can't drive worth jack.
No, scratch that I just spent ten days driving through canukistan. I can almost never get away from the pets, and/or the missus, and never both at once.
I went to Musiquestria once, when it was in Portland. Are there any cons near the Oregon Airport I could meet you at?
….No?
. Okay….
▶ f28d57 (1) No.315203
>>315200
If only this picture was reality.
▶ cdd66f (8) No.315205>>315206
>>315202
>Implying that will stop me from looking at that plot
▶ 5980cb (4) No.315206>>315207
>>315205
You read the filenames! This makes me a little more happy today.
Doesn't make you less gay, though.
▶ cdd66f (8) No.315207>>315221 >>315233
>>315206
At least I'm not a manlet.
▶ 9bbddf (2) No.315221>>315229 >>315233
>>315207
I'm sorry you had to found out this way anon, but you are. You are a manlet.
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▶ cdd66f (8) No.315231>>315233
>>315230
No project please tiny man.
▶ cbaaf9 (11) No.315233>>315235
>>315207
>>315221
>>315229
>>315230
>>315231
Wow, arguing about your heights online? so related to this thread and totally not pathetic at all. -t.manlet
▶ cdd66f (8) No.315235>>315236
>>315233
>When his height starts with 5
▶ feac67 (1) No.315236>>315237
>>315235
>when his length starts with 5
▶ cdd66f (8) No.315237>>315239
>>315236
>When his projection starts and doesn't stop
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▶ cdd66f (8) No.315284
>>315276
I didn't make you a manlet, anon.
▶ 6e8ed5 (1) No.315314>>315381
1- buy a heck lot of instant noodles
2- leave them everywhere around the con without anyone noticing.
no harm made
but can sure make people confused
maybe you can make weird text like 8chan paranormal board that leads to nowhere. it can lure bored people to do something
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▶ e3aeb6 (12) No.315354
Clock's ticking. Only a couple days away.
▶ 8f2346 (1) No.315376
>>315184
It might as well be 14 then, because women mentally remain retarded teenagers for the rest of their fucking lives.
▶ e3aeb6 (12) No.315379
Reports from the frontline proclaim the /p/team are arriving on-site tomorrow, and reinforcements will arrive throughout friday and saturday. Get those plans ready.
▶ aeb3b3 (2) No.315381
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>>315314
This but with printed-out fanfics (your discretion as to which ones). Also find a spot to act out the plane scene and costumes if possible.
▶ 773bc5 (3) No.315383
I was just hoping to have a good time. Meet some fellow horsefuckers, crack a few sips, chuff some darts, and just watch the chaos.
I'm down to get autistic on occasion but I'm more inclined to watch the high caliber turbospergs do their thing.
If a really good idea is concocted I might join in. I'm not going anywhere near chris chan if at all possible.
▶ 9dfe8f (4) No.315384>>315394
Some of y'all niglets should go down to Fell's Point and get yourself good and drunk, lots of great taverns down there. Readily accessible via ferry near the inner harbor. They've done pretty neat shit like horse themed drinks and a pony pub crawl on prior years, though I can't say what's up this time as I am taking a few cons off.
▶ a6bc28 (1) No.315393
Ya'll better get Chris-Chan's autograph if your paths cross.
▶ 773bc5 (3) No.315394>>315399
▶ e3aeb6 (12) No.315399>>315402 >>315414
>>315394
>go to the US
>the nation with the dumbest fucking legal age for drinking in possibly the entire world
>where you can smoke, fuck, dip, die for israel in the army, and pump yourself full of hormones, mutilate yourself, and LARP as the opposite sex at 18 but have to wait 3 more years to have a beer
You're going to get carded unless you look well beyond 21, and even then you might still get carded.
▶ 5980cb (4) No.315402>>315411
>>315399
checked, and agreed. I'm 42, but it decent shape and since I've never smoked, okay-skin. I still get carded at new places sometimes.
▶ e3aeb6 (12) No.315411
>>315402
>anthro
You deserve to be carded.
▶ 9dfe8f (4) No.315414
>>315399
It didn't used to be this way, and around where I'm at you probably wouldn't get carded looking 18, but this is Baltimore and Baltimore is a nigger-filled city on a coast. Keeping in mind that the coast is where all of the refuse goes to suffer liberalism in an urban hellscape.
▶ e3aeb6 (12) No.315422
/p/team is on station. Autists are confirmed at the bronycon grounds. If you have any suggestions or plans beyond the few already suggested get them in soon.
▶ fc435f (1) No.315438>>315445 >>315454
Wow what a man to find at Bronycon. I thought he was dead!
▶ d08775 (3) No.315454
>>315438
Thought he had his dick out in the thumbnail
▶ 5980cb (4) No.315463>>315466
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I was going to embed SilvaHound's music submission from two years ago, saying I nearly met him at Musiquestria in Portland, OR.
But the song is already in the youtube thread.
But it looks like SilvaHound is still doing pony. So if somepony speaks to him, mention the sodashop in Portland, and ask him to consider coming west again. Another musiquestria would be amazing, says the old man with long hair who didn't quite dance that particular night.
I'd also consider posting the video I had of Tarby from that night, but my phone got stolen between there and now.
IF MUSICQUESTRIA HAPPENS, YOU FAGGOTS NEED TO TELL ME I DONT READ FAGGOTRY DAILY ANYMORE.
<ahem>. I want to support the music, and I also want to hear it in person. You probably do too, now that the drinking not-twitch channel has gone belly up.
▶ 9dfe8f (4) No.315466
>>315463
Why would anyone want to go to the west coast though?
▶ e3aeb6 (12) No.315471>>315472
BIG NEWS
/p/team has confirmed sighting and meeting with the one and only chrischan. I can't guarantee any pictures for the board since /p/ team is in the photos, and it's really up to them if they want to be shown on the board or not. No news of anything special happening.
▶ 2dbc46 (2) No.315472>>315479 >>315485
>>315471
Just splat some red paint on their faces in the pic. Did you guys use polaroid or something?
▶ e3aeb6 (12) No.315479
>>315472
I'll ask them when they get back from the con and have time for some faggot to ask questions about pictures.
▶ c9bc99 (1) No.315485
>>315472
No fancy polaroid. Just a phone pic with Mr Ms Christine Weston Chandler. Ill edit out faces later and post it. Also if you remember that fabulous lolcow oldboy taxman, he asked me to deliver his contact info to chris so they can discuss the esoteric treatment of CWCville. So yeah they're gonna do that.
▶ c3cb4c (1) No.315525>>315526 >>315527 >>315534 >>315538
So next years Bronycon will supposedly be the last.
▶ 91371b (9) No.315526
>>315525
Motherfuck. Now I'll never get to take my newfag underaged brother. Hasbro did this by fucking the show up, didn't they? Just fuck my shit up.
▶ fa3ff4 (1) No.315527>>315528 >>315534
>>315525
What happened to Bronycon? Is the fanbase finally dying off?
▶ 91371b (9) No.315528>>316171
>>315527
It looks like attendance slipped heavily at the very least, last time I went to Bronycon it pulled like 14k people and this time it was like 5.5k which is a lot closer to the first couple cons. The same convention center they've been using in Baltimore pulls like 40k or more for Otakon so I'm assuming that's not cutting it there. I doubt it's the end of pony cons, but this is unfortunate. If some other con popped up and could pull numbers comparable to the new attendance though it would probably be comfy in that everyone would likely be an intensely autistic true believer. I'm gonna have to go to 2019 to see it off anyway, it has been a great con.
▶ b3e11d (1) No.315534>>315536 >>315548
>>315525
Yup. They're doing a 4-day sperg-a-palooza and then killing the plug. They straight up said if there's anything you want to do, anything in the world, go to the con and do it. And they're not wrong. It's not like you can get banned.
>>315527
The con is dying, but the fandom will endure. We'll always find each other online, after all.
▶ d08775 (3) No.315536
>>315534
>They straight up said if there's anything you want to do, anything in the world, go to the con and do it.
hmmmmmmm…
▶ e3aeb6 (12) No.315538
>>315525
Yep, so all the LOSERS that didn't make it this year like me should definitely try to go next year. Hopefully we can get the whole crew together for one last hurrah.
▶ 2e94cd (1) No.315548>>315550
>>315534
>but the fandom will endure
..Don't make me fucking laugh
▶ 91371b (9) No.315550
>>315548
Anon, there are faggots trying to go to a non-existent place through deluding themselves into believing they're already there JUST because they're so incredibly invested in this show and its world. Unless your definition of fandom excludes those who are basically in a cult, which is a totally fucked definition and the opposite of what a fandom is as we've seen, shit ain't dying any time soon.
▶ 2a8bff (1) No.315586>>315587 >>315589 >>315595 >>315615 >>315804
Here's the /pone/ with Chris Chan picture for whoever wants it.
▶ 91371b (9) No.315587
>>315586
>All manlets
Like pottery.
▶ 4b6d4f (1) No.315589>>315597 >>315615
>>315586
>Chris Chan doesn't stand out that much in this group
>you all unironically look as autistic as Chris Chan
I'm not surprised and yet I'm still dissapointed.
I'd still probably join you all at the last Bronycon
▶ f8e0d9 (1) No.315595
>>315586
>TWO all gender bathrooms in view
Amazing. Good work finding CWC before halfchan.
▶ 91371b (9) No.315597
>>315589
We need to be there for them, anon. To make them look even worse by providing a comparative example immediately within the group shot.
▶ 2dbc46 (2) No.315615>>315620 >>315621
>>315586
What kind of shit camera did you guys used?
>>315589
Everyone looks autistic in any con, anon.
▶ 773bc5 (3) No.315620>>315624 >>315627 >>315669 >>315804
>>315615
That one is resized for posting on discord. The original is still shit though. Hope this is sufficiently sanitized for the boys. With the faces censored it's easy to imagine us as horrifically ugly, but I'll vouch that our looks aren't too bad. There were a few very good genetic specimens, a lot of fairly average looks, and only one or two that were really unpleasant to behold. Most of the detectable autism came from mannerisms, clothing, and the context. We were even good about sanitation. Stank level was undetectable next to the ever-present odor of Baltimore itself.
▶ a5f893 (2) No.315621>>315669
>>315615
I apologize for my shitty camera, someone else should have taken the picture but I was the first to spot him and got a selfie with him, so I thought it was only fair that everyone else get a picture with him as well.
▶ 91371b (9) No.315624>>315641
>>315620
One or two of you might have escaped the fate of looking like the 5'5" tubby AJ kid but I wouldn't go nearly as far as 'very good genetic specimens'. I'm seeing some truly distressing jawlines and facial hair through that pixelization and none of you are nearly tall enough to be adult males.
▶ efeabf (1) No.315627
>>315620
I find it funny that in thumbnail faces are not pixelized at all.
▶ 50cc55 (1) No.315641>>315642
>>315624
>5'5" tubby AJ kid
Funnily enough, that's one of the two furries in the group. Like pottery.
▶ 91371b (9) No.315642>>315643
>>315641
If I was him I'd just go full zoophillia, not that I wouldn't even if I wasn't him. He needs to abandon all hope of sexual contact with something capable of making judgments based on physical appearance pronto.
▶ cbaaf9 (11) No.315643>>315644
>>315642
>If I was him I'd just go full zoophillia
…About that.
▶ 91371b (9) No.315644>>315649 >>315652
>>315643
Like I said, I would even if I wasn't him. It's the right move.
▶ 91371b (9) No.315650>>315652
>>315649
I see you are a man of culture as well.
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▶ cbaaf9 (11) No.315667>>315668 >>315804 >>316073
Here's an insane person I reccorded at bronycon in the all gender bathroom. Please note how he didn't wash his hands, nor wipe his nasty ass after excreting. This is going on the youtube channel when I have better internet.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/h85wd4yv4wcv41h/VID_20180728_135605.mp4?dl=0
▶ 8fc3de (3) No.315668>>315670
>>315667
Oh, that's the donkey guy
▶ 8fc3de (3) No.315669>>315671
>>315620
>>315621
Good enough. I just want to see what merch are you guys fashioning.
Is that anon wearing a Red on the far right?
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▶ 8fc3de (3) No.315678
>>315670
Of course not, Babs You mentioned him in the livestream while mimicking his grunts
▶ 9ce00d (3) No.315804>>315808
>>315586
>>315620
Did you guys actually talk with Chris? What's he like IRL? Did he stink?
>>315667
I hope for the love of God that none of you touched anyone or held their stuff without first demanding they use sanitizer. Do you have any more autism horror stories like this to share?
▶ b5eae6 (2) No.315808>>315962
>>315804
He didn't stink, he has a very high voice, and he holds occult beliefs about Sonichu and CWCville
▶ a1d1b4 (1) No.315813>>315817
Speaking of bathrooms
>Walk into the bathroom on the third floor, the only one that's marked 'men' and I think the only one with multiple stalls
>There's four doors
>Only one of the doors has a handle
>There's no gap between the doors so I can't look in
>Think that maybe it's just one really big shitter for some reason
>Lightly tug and push on the top of one door, it doesn't budge so I figure either someone's in it or I was right in the first assumption
>Wait five minutes
>Nothing
>Start to hear this half snort half snore
>Bend down just enough to look under the stalls
>Two sets of legs with pants down, one behind the door with the handle and one on the opposite end
>Snoring gets louder, like comically loud to point where it can't be actually snoring
>Other guy has said nothing and hasn't moved
>Walk all the way back to the hotel to shit
Can someone who used that bathroom at another point please tell what the fuck was going on?
▶ e3aeb6 (12) No.315817
>>315813
Sounds like a handicap stall, required by law. If both were sitting, it can be hard to tell, but you may have walked in on someone getting a blowjob.
▶ 9ce00d (3) No.315962>>316033
>>315808
>he holds occult beliefs about Sonichu and CWCville
I decided to look into this, and this is what I found - new content, posted since returning from Bronycon, about his beliefs. I don't think I would describe his beliefs as occult per se, but I'll let ya'll be the judge of that.
▶ 1cc25e (1) No.316027>>316085
I promised some fuckers I'd go to Babs con like 30 mins away from where I live and I pussied out this year.
Now Bronycon is saying Goodbye? Fuggity fug, I have to choose between going to Babs or flaking for the 3rd year in a row to go do something insanely stupid at BC that will likely end up with me being booted as a last hurrah next year.
▶ b5eae6 (2) No.316033>>316041
>>315962
I say occult because I attempted to describe thoughtforms to him, and said "creating spirits with the power of your imagination", and he turned to me and said, "They're not imaginary, they're real"
▶ 9ce00d (3) No.316041>>316042
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>>316033
I getcha; I was thinking more in terms of existing occult or magical systems and esoteric doctrines, but hoping for that level of erudition from "Christine" would be asking too much. However, how he describes these entities and his interactions with them sounds a lot like shamanism - it would be interesting to discuss these beliefs and experiences in greater depth with him.
▶ c0bb20 (2) No.316042
>>316041
I'm pretty sure Chris is fully versed in all manner of equally baseless and useless retarded bullshit, isn't that enough?
▶ 19622f (1) No.316085>>316165
>>316027
I vote the /pone/ squad shows up and throws cooked spaghetti at horse celebs. Just like old times.
▶ a712c0 (1) No.316165
>>316085
I saw dusky. Less than human/10. Seemed like he was mentally 6 year old or something. I bet if you would have commented on his baldness or his furry past he'd piss and shit himself while screaming for mommy. Peak manbaby right there.
▶ 765327 (1) No.316171>>316174
>>315528
>40k for otakon
bullshit, the event center's website lists the max capacity at a little over 12k
▶ c0bb20 (2) No.316174
>>316171
Well then the kid who actually likes animu and told me that was wrong, and so is that website because Bronycon's pulled more than that. I can only vouch that I am never wrong, I can't save you all from yourselves.