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7fa259 (14)  No.314788>>314789 >>314816 >>314864 >>315950 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

I'll start

>be me

>2010 or 2011

>see the flood of an animated series depicting colorful ponies intended for little girls being spammed all over the internet

>see this trend of adult and teen males going around calling themselves bronies like a special cult filled with autists

>profile pictures of ponies invade every corner of the internet

>this bothers me greatly and i then begin to lash out towards these pseudo-autists

>i get curious as to how any grown man could possibly get enraptured in such an innocent and rather childish show

>watch some of the first season

>didnt really see the appeal besides the cute ponies and maybe the lore

>read some greentexts on a chan even though i despised reading as a whole

>realize that i suddenly love reading and begin to explore fimfiction for all of the anon in equestria stories

>"god wouldnt it be cool to suddenly wake up in a world filled with sapient ponies"

>start to explore the raunchier side of mlp fictions

>have never been this invested in reading before

>hundreds of thousands of words per fiction

>realize that horse pussy was always the best

>i have become what i have hated

>i end up buying a body pillow of a feral pony

>i stumble upon /x/ material talking about tulpas

>i research it a bit more and actually attempt to make my very own

>get a strange frequency of brief but painful headaches everytime meditating throughout the tulpa process

>one day ask how my tulpa is doing and get a "im okay" which scares the fuck out of me to where i jolt upwards a little while my eyes shot open

>whether just self-induced schizophrenia or not i want to remain attached to something i can talk to anywhere at anytime

I no longer want to pursue human females and would rather start filling my head with all kinds of "personality disorders" versus alimony and lawsuits. Is this the ultimate red pill, or have I been Jewed with all sorts of delusion?

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>>314788 (OP)

I bought over 5000 Us$ of handmade plush pony plush whose is the crazier when i could fucking cheap south asian whores instead, nope bcuz i despise such normalfag degeneracy, as a men of culture with great taste (holy shit i just kill a fly kung foo style)

oh wait shit just realize that i could spend my money on real female miniature horse in place of plushie now i fell like a true fucking idiot yep that wat im gonna do yes yes as my benis is ==READY== .THE BOARD IS DYING SO FUCKING SAD.


7fa259 (14)  No.314793>>314794


92ade7 (3)  No.314794>>314795

>>314793

is ur Tulpas marefriend think the same about my

post ?


7fa259 (14)  No.314795

>>314794

I don't want to sound mean, but I - literally Hitler - don't understand what you're saying!


e48645 (6)  No.314798

Pretty shortly after getting into mlp haha


9a2e6a (1)  No.314806

I stared into pony ass and it stared back. I don't remember when it happened.


82cc11 (6)  No.314809

I was jerking it to horse pussy on 56k.


7fa259 (14)  No.314813>>314863

These replies are low energy, tbh. Where are the greentexts at?


d398c9 (1)  No.314816>>314819

>>314788 (OP)

I bet you don't know why they called themselves bronies, or why they shouted "luv & t0lr8"


7fa259 (14)  No.314819>>314858

>>314816

Probably not, but that that statement sounds condescendingly elitist, not to mention the unnecessary sage.


cfc8fe (1)  No.314846>>314857

>>314789

5000 or 500?


92ade7 (3)  No.314857

>>314846

I got 15 plush so go figure.


82cc11 (6)  No.314858>>314894

>>314819

Go back. Get out. Never show yourself around here again. Fuck off. Die.


b04ae7 (1)  No.314863

>>314813

What did you expect? It's not that long of a story for most of these people.

People usually jerked to it before they watched the show or got into it through peer pressure while in the fandom.


7058dc (4)  No.314864>>314868 >>314869

>>314788 (OP)

Officially started watching the show in early 2013, and I believe I spent the better part of my involvement being disgusted by pony porn, so say for about three to four years. First pony-related fap was to an anthro twilight bending over, technically safe, can't be assed to find the exact image. I think I stuck to anthro for the entirely of two weeks before going straight to pony, and then for a while I was indifferent to whether they had a horsepussy or not. Then I had an enlightenment; God himself reached down through the heavens and implanted the gift of good taste into me, and so far that's how it's been. I still mix it up between 3d and pony, but the anthro and humanpussy-on-pony inbetweens don't do anything.


e48645 (6)  No.314868

>>314864

>anthro

At least you fixed your SHIT taste eventually.


82cc11 (6)  No.314869>>314930

>>314864

>Late to the party

>Insufferable moralfag

>Anthronigger

>Eventually become gigantic fucking hypocrite and condemn people only to then join them (again, massively late)

God probably did have to get involved to sort your shit out, I don't think you were capable of making a good decision beforehand. It's a fucking miracle.


7fa259 (14)  No.314894>>314895 >>314926

>>314858

>YOU'RE NOT A HARDCORE HORSE FUCKER LIKE I AM

>THEREFORE YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

The state of pone


82cc11 (6)  No.314895>>314898 >>314989

>>314894

>pone

Go back. You don't belong here. Get out. Fuck off. Never come back. Fucking kill yourself. Paint the walls with your brains. Suck start a fucking shotgun and fucking ~die~.


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>>314895

Woah, I think you need to calm down, pal, or you might end up suck starting shotgun yourself, assuming you have any knowledge or experience with a gun. And I find it ironic that, despite the board dying, there's a small infestation of arrogant horse fuckers pushing out anons for trivial reasons. Honestly, I can't be sure if you're having some good ol' banter, or truly this retarded.


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>>314898

>>314894

Get BULLIED, loser.


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7058dc (4)  No.314930>>314931

>>314869

>become gigantic fucking hypocrite

It's more demonstration of the slippery slope than anything else

<2013

<late

>>314929

>Tumblr gif

Go back to where you came from.


7fa259 (14)  No.314931>>314932

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>>314930

>reverse image search

>no tumblr sources found to be prominent

>implying you somehow "know" about the tumblr source and not because you use it on a day-to-day basis

Who do you think you're fooling, nigger?

You might as well be calling me a Tumblrina for using pepes even though it's been most likely appropriated by Tumblr posters.


e48645 (6)  No.314932>>314934

>>314931

It's like you get gayer with every post.

>not knowing tumblr gif refers to those shitty 15 frame loops of some shitty normalfag movie or tv show with some character saying some dumb shit that's supposed to mean something to NPCs


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>>314932

"gayer" Cool it with the complex verbal abuse.

But let's be honest, you'd call anything normalfag trash in spite of someone that you engaged in a flamewar with.


bd06d5 (2)  No.314989>>314991 >>315003 >>315006

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>>314895

This is an outright baffling feature of /pone/, to the point that it's a form of utter retardation that even 4chan doesn't manifest.

>"Hey guys, we've had enough of posting on a bad site and we're looking for a better place to post at."

>REEEE GET OUT GET OUT REEEE!

>REEEEEEEE!

>…

>…

>…

>*sigh*, this board is dying…


7fa259 (14)  No.314991>>315003

>>314989

Yeah, exactly my point. The irony behind it all is just delectable!


7058dc (4)  No.315003>>315022 >>315024

>>314989

>You must take in the refugees to survive, goyim! It is the only way, more more more Africans it boosts your population, see

>What? Why are you lamenting the decline of your race? Why are you trying to cast out Africans? You're hypocrites.

>>314991

I don't think it can be put any more succulently than 'You do not belong here'. Shoo, vermin.


82cc11 (6)  No.315006>>315022

>>314989

You had your chance in 2014 and should not have another. /pone/ is not one person you cuckchan cancernigger manlet, I have never lamented the fact you weren't here.


bd06d5 (2)  No.315022>>315028 >>315030

>>315003

This isn't about rapefugees coming to shit on our board, this is about saving majority of the fandom from a site that is intentionally shitting on them. They used to do great things, like most of the fucking things in the early days of the entire fandom, but with the new moderators shit is the only thing allowed to exist there. Every thread with even the potential to lead to something good gets autosaged and slided off the board, so the issue isn't that the 4channers were shit, but that 4chan is shit. And that's the worst threat to the entire fandom, as right now majority of its creative potential is stuck in a constricting shithole that's designed to waste their time and efforts there so they couldn't do anything productive somewhere else.

Telling /mlp/ refugees to go back is like turning away soviet defectors because the country they're defecting from is bad.

>>315006

I rarely even visit 4chan, but this comment is literally more 4chan-ish than what I've ever seen in /mlp/. This is /v/ or /vg/ tier of self-destructiveness.


7fa259 (14)  No.315024>>315029 >>315030

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>>315003

>european refugee analogy

Oh, please, only Amerimutts could ever think like this. How can you make a comparison to actual refugees that are slaughtering and raping native Europeans to someone who "allegedly" doesn't belong here? I suppose you want white, South African farmers to stay in their own "containment board" and be killed off by niggers instead of migrating and assimilating to another, less tense, white country, don't you? Sounds like kike logic to me.

Been here on Infinitechan before results were blacklisted from Google, saw Hotwheels abdicate his power to Jim Watkins and his posse of Thai transexuals, browsed different boards. Only now have I been lurking and minimally using this one.


82cc11 (6)  No.315028

>>315022

Out, nigger. It's not self-destructive, you aren't part of the self. You will never be. Get out. Die.


e48645 (6)  No.315029>>315031

>>315024

>get bullied

>get so desperate you peddle a dead meme and sperg about kikes while being the faggot that posts tumblr gifs and cries about "elitism"


7058dc (4)  No.315030>>315031

>>315022

And the Syrian government intentionally blows up infrastructure as well, that doesn't make the refugees any more welcome or assimilated into the European populace. I suppose they used to do 'great' things as well, back when Persia and the like were around. Doesn't hold water regardless because the people who used to be there and who did great things migrated here when it popped up, and those people set these standards. This is not a halfchan dumping ground, I couldn't care less about a sob story of how shit the site is. Your ""argument"" is that we should blindly accept you cringy stickout retards because it boosts the population, and that any form of attempting to keep a bettered community- and let me remind you again, this is not a halfchan dumping ground- is hypocritical because we do not want foreign, universally unliked elements. Might as well accept redditors too because reddit is shit, hell you shouldn't object to shipping in some tumblrites too.

>>315024

Vamoose, cuckchan,


7fa259 (14)  No.315031>>315032

>>315029

>desperate

Desperate over what exactly, sticking around your already dying board? Now that's what I call projection!

<get so desperate you peddle a dead meme

Dead meme according to you? wew lad, that's not saying much considering you're the one who "sperged" out about how other anons are not welcomed on this board if they weren't avid horsefuckers, according to your double standards that is. Maybe you should take some basic firearm classes so when you do attempt suicide with a gun, you don't fuck it all up.

>>315030

Nice rebuttal, plebbit, you're just so profound and concise just like any other retard that posts on /b/. Typical of course, it must've been such a heartbreak after Dysomnia removed cyclical pony threads.


e48645 (6)  No.315032>>315045

>>315031

>"you"

>he doesn't understand IDs


7fa259 (14)  No.315045

>>315032

>be me

>massacre pseudo-autists on /pone/

>as a last ditch effort to deflect as much as possible, the flaming faggots mutter "you dont understand ids"

What fucking level of four-dimensional chess is this?


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>dude makes thread

>devolves into autistic screeching about cuckchan and GOBACKGOBACKGOBACK

Nice to see even /pone/ is getting hit with this gay shit. The witchhunt arguably decreases board quality even more than if some faggots came in from another website and eventually learned how to post and provide OC properly like the rest of us had to do at some point. Fuck.


5bfe69 (2)  No.315674>>315675 >>315677 >>315695

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>>315672

Not gonna happen at this point man. I was a newfag who started watching the show in late 2016 and you guys were still 300+ users strong at the time. Iv'e watched /pone/ go from the best pony discussion board to a fucking wasteland of stragglers clinging for life. But its happening everywhere now, so don't feel to bad about it. At times I'm saddened by the fact i didn't get on the ride sooner, but being late to the ride allows me to truly see the damage that the decline of the show has done. No matter what people say about the fandom, how they try to separate themselves into groups of who's what, the /b/tards who were only in it for the memes, or the faggots who say it was always a show for little girls and it was never good. It was obvious that anyone watching the show back in 2010-2012 was happy and had fun, and the discussions about the show and its characters, the episode livestreams, the theories, the fanfiction, the pastebins, the flash games, the fan music, art and videos, the TF2 and minecraft servers and the pony mods for SCP and such reflected all of that.


1dcf34 (1)  No.315675>>315695

>>315672

>Nice to see even /pone/ is getting hit with this gay shit.

>post dated 08/02/18

>post above dated 07/18/18

>half a month before hiromoot broke halfchan

Other than your blatant necrobumping, everything else is correct.

>>315674

>late 2016

>/pone/ 300 users strong

Been here since Oct 2014 and I don't remember this at all. We were probably more like 130-150 users at the time also anyone saying this is "comfy" speed right now I've been F5'ing for the last 5 hours and only saw 2-3 new posts.

>At times I'm saddened by the fact i didn't get on the ride sooner

Same and I got on in 2013 around mid season 3. 2011-2012 truly was peak pony


5e1be6 (1)  No.315677>>315681

>>315674

Every time I see that pic I just start thinking how all pictures of Celestia are conveniently captured from her photogenic side, and what the ponies sees from the right. Just a huge flowing ball of pink, green and blue mane on legs.


2eab5c (1)  No.315681

>>315677

Among the perks of a magical mane is that it is ALWAYS seen from the best angle, regardless of the actual angle. The rest of the perks include a magical resistance to knotting or forming dreadlocks and never needing to be washed with conditioner.


f11cf7 (2)  No.315695>>315759

>>315675

>necrobumping

Oh, I saw the thread was on page 3 and and posted in it thinking that wasn't that bad. Damn. Though honestly that's only half a month, isn't it? It's really not that bad I suppose.

>>315674

Aw fuck dude. Yeah, I got into MLP during the break between S1 and S2. Minecraft and TF2 were certainly big for MLP back when; seriously some TF2 servers would just have fucking half of the player list be pony avatars. Hell I remember seeing Steam say "you have 20 friends playing TF2". Both TF2 and MLP felt massive back when and it makes me kind of sad to see how much things have changed; they really were happy times. 2012 to 2014 were fucking golden, too; /mlp/ was doing damn amazing around those times aside from the general threads starting to flood the board as you got closer to 2014. There were some classic things though. I remember sitting around in a Cytube and watching dumb meme bullshit about Dark Souls, spooky skeletons, Shrek, and whatever else was popular around that period alongside a bunch of MLP content. There's a part of me deep down inside that considers old /mlp/ to be an old home of mine, and that part of me really enjoys /pone/ because it's pretty similar to that old vibe. Maybe not as good, yeah, but it's close enough and I like it.


5bfe69 (2)  No.315759>>315788 >>315792

>>315695

Its not just the decline of the show that killed it, it was also the internet in general. During season 1 and 2 the internet was still mostly cut off from politics, normalfags stayed congregated, and everyone was just trying to have fun. I hate how everything has become so serious now, the internet is now becoming like real life. A boring piece of shit.


a91696 (2)  No.315788>>315792

>>315759

Yeah, anyone who says that /pone/ is dying due to the fact that the fandom is dying is not seeing the whole picture. Even other boards like /b/ and /pol/ have been in decline, too.


7b573d (3)  No.315792>>315794 >>315798

>>315759

The sooner it sparks a bloody open conflict the sooner we can get back to shitposting on venues that don't suck. That's just how it is. Once all leftists are dead things will significantly improve, and that's pretty much a foregone conclusion of any conflict in a world where they have statistically proven inferior muscle mass less guns and less willpower. Excepting the case where everyone dies in a nuclear exchange or something, but at this point that would likely also be a significant improvement.

>>315788

/pol/ and /b/ both suffer(ed) from excessive hotpocketry, on /pol/ it was so excessive that the admins stepped in to fix it but not by just relegating mods to deleting spam and CP and shit so it's still trash. /b/ is being ruined by it because Dysnomia/Sockpuppet of Dysnomia with a different name is smarter about clinging to his pathetic fix of internet tyranny than Kampfy was. We could put /v/ on the list with the Cake Jew as well, but that's an aside. Point is I miss the cripple and his libertarian perspective and ability to not be a gigantic sperg and delete everything he disagrees with or that makes his fee-fees bleed. We went from a free speech platform with shit like /hebe/ on it to a largely sanitized cuckchan/leddit colonization effort under Jim 'Pig Farm' Watkins where the culture is restrained for no reason by irrelevant faggots who can't handle power. We need the politeness and honesty of - if you don't like something someone posted, you simply tell them to kill themselves instead of metering out different degrees of bans so far past the point of someone automatically hopping IPs that the only difference is how mad it makes you look.


0364f3 (1)  No.315794>>315799

>>315792

/pol/ had nothing to do with muh free speech or bans. The reassignment occurred because the retard board owner fucked with word filters and the like to the point the entire userbase revolted and spam ops started during the 10+ hour periods where no moderation was online. It was a needed change, since the entire team seemed to have gone insane, but it didn't happen because people got banned for spamming honeypot meetup links and "look guys trump touched the wall".

>thinking having underage porn on /hebe/ was a positive thing


a91696 (2)  No.315798>>315799

>>315792

It's a sitewide thing. I used /b/ and /pol/ as examples cause I assume everyone is familiar with them. I brought them up when it was mentioned that the decline of the fandom was a symptom of the internet in decline.

and /b/ moderation is just fine, thank you very much, unless you're a pedo or like to spam shitty discord servers


7b573d (3)  No.315799>>315819

>>315794

That is exactly what I'm talking about, manlet. Particularly the nigger filter. I could address the rest of your unrelated stupidity but I'd rather just tell you to kill yourself and alleviate your suffering. No one should have to live like this. Brown, stupid and terrified of little girls.

>>315798

I acknowledged it's a site wide thing or at least a beyond the specific boards mentioned by you thing in having mentioned /v/. No need to explain any part of your thought process to me, I understand it better than you ever will.


ca04fa (1)  No.315819>>315856

>>315799

We understand, anon, you like to brag about how you took the idea of sticking your cock to a 6 year old child who can not defend himself and project your insecurities on everyone who might have a problem with the concept.

You are actually the worst poster on this board. Worse than / mlp / fags with Starlight Glimmer and EQG threads and this schizophrenic confusion regarding a anon thinking the MLP being a combined CIA operation.


7b573d (3)  No.315856

>>315819

Talking about fucking little boys and you have the audacity to accuse me of projection, hah. You aren't a person, I am divine.


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>>314788 (OP)

I actually got more idealistic over time, so I had this in reverse and 2-3 years ago I stopped feeling for anything not human(oid). It's going to bite me in the ass in real life eventually, but I just can't help it.




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