/pone/ - My Little Pony★

At roughly 12:13 AM 2 LAPD officers arrived at the Stuart Hotel on South Union Avenue due to several indecency sightings and complaints. Upon arriving a small group of angry witnesses with their children were standing in the parking lot waiting for the officers. One brave citizen volunteered to show the officers exactly where the disturbance was coming from. Inside one of the hotel's convention halls was a gathering of booths that were themed around the popular kid's tv show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Sitting on a nearby dimly lit stage were two rotund caucasian males in their twenties, masturbating furiously. The two suspects, upon seeing the officers, attempted to run past the police whilst still naked. The larger of the suspects almost made it out the door before being tackled by the ground by one of the officers. The smaller suspect quickly surrendered, and the two were swiftly arrested and tried in record time for perpetuating the stereotype that Bronies are pedophilic cloppers.