/pone/ - My Little Pony

Also Happy Birthaday fam.

>>312256

birthday are underage meme. But if it means so much to you , best wishes, have a nice birthday ponk anon. Tomorrow will be better.

>>312265

You're right, of course. I do actually put the effort in and socialize with folks whenever I can, but holy fuck have I been on a losing streak lately. The last two jobs I had, all of my co-workers were mumbling niggers, loonies, literal autists, You name it. Have You ever had to work with actual autists before? You walk up to them with a smile on Your face, an extended hand to shake, and a "Hey, welcome to the shop, pal! How's it goin?"… And They stare at You like You just threw up on Them.

It's draining.

Well, I'll stop blogposting now, and, as OP, fulfill My obligation of sucking dicks.

Or kill Myself. Both choices are about the same.

birthdays are overrated

also

why do you feel superior to others that your existence must be celebrated?

at least stay a little with your parents because they worked hard to raise you

>>312256

Happy birthday Anon!

I have always wondered, do other countries have anything like what we in Finland call pussikaljamiitti (literally translated: bag-beer meetup)? I met all my pony friends by making a thread with a date and time for everyone to gather in someplace like a park or a beach, bring their own drinks, and just hang out without any bigger plans. Ponies serve as a common topic of interest for everyone, drinks make socializing easier, and because it's just a public place instead of anyone's house no one needs to invite strangers to their home or be responsible for anything beyond their own drinks. I really recommend them for anyone here because of how good they are for meeting irl friends with same interests!

>>312284

That might be easy for you, Finland, but here in the U. S. of A. every other internet-going irl-meetup guy is either a dumb, unsociable nigger or a fucking psychopath. Our country was built on a mutual distrust, which is why we are armed to fucking teeth. Had the morals of the 1950's stayed in the family, perhaps your "pussikaljamiitti"would be more popular. No one trusts anyone anymore. Unless you're an aids-contracting hippy.

Sorry for, as OP described, blog-posting, but the social unrest in America is fucking surreal.

I hope I'm not projecting too much, but there is some truth to what I say.

>>312289

You do know out of the scandinavian autism belt, Finland got hit hardest with the 'tisms. If a Fin can meet with a stranger over the internet and not fucking die from overstimmulation OP can too. Also your distrust comes from Niggers and Spics. This wasn't a big deal in the pre 60's.

Though I get your concerns, there are other ways to go about it. The safest and smartest way to get internet friends you can one day make into irl friends is through filtering. Hang out in IRC's, discords and shit who's generally hostile to normalfags, eventually you'll find or hear about people from your state, then you can court them, see what's what, judge if this is an individual you'd like to hang out with IRL and take it from there.

>>312256

happy birthday

Whoever you are, happy birthday man.

>>312284

>pussikaljamiiti

>pussy calamity

>>312256

>>312289

happy birthday OP

just treat your parents and siblings to restaurant so you can feel a bit better yourself that's why i usually do. I'm may have so called friends but when im here i felt connection with you anons out there

Thanks horsefuckers. I give You one (1) poorly drawn poner. Dear Christ it's been months since I had the inclination to doodle, and longer since I did a pone

I did spend the day with My mother, She's about all I've got. My old man went to that big old barn in the sky back in March, and the rest of My family is far away, and/or don't give much of a shit about Us. Mom bought Me a cake, and I got us a HUGE fucking pizza.

>>312300

Right on, dubsman. Can't ride this weekend; it's a beaner drinking holiday today, don't want to be on the roads when the amateurs come out, and I've got business to handle tomorrow, Monday I think I'll take the cruiser out to the countryside.

>>312314

That's a darn cute Applejack, anon. Happy belated birthday, but people are supposed to give you presents, silly.

>>312314

That's a great and cute Applejack! Looks like /pone/ is just full of good artists who think they can't draw. Maybe you're all comparing yourselves to the best artists of the fandom instead of the average?

Anyone have the image of chickun butt-fucking a /b/ janitor/mod?

>>312256

You always have friends on the right. Unless you're not white!

>>How old are You?

34.

It's not that I want some kind of kiddy birthday party or some such shit, it's that I have nothing to show for My thirty four years on this miserable, communist-infested, economically-stifled dystopian shit rock. All the mandatory overtime, all of the sacrifices made, all of the bullshit fed down My throat that made Me such a sucker when I was young. All of the If I work hard, be patient, follow the rules, and be a good boy, I'll come out on top and show everyone!.

Nothing. Nothing at this point save for a motorbike (that I only bought because I can't afford to keep a car running), a shit ton of vidya and trinkets, bad knees, a receding hairline, a gut, and the fact that as a straight white Christian male American I am treated like a venereal disease.

The above is some melodramatic faggot drivel, i know. It can be so much worse, at least I'm not a fucking nigger, and I've got a roof over My head, food a plenty, and so on. But things could be so much better as well. And the way I see it, not complaining and just accepting mediocrity is what third worlders do, and why Their cultures are shit. They never looked around the mud puddle They reside in and thought Man, FUCK this shit.

Have a doodle.

>tfw never learned how to search for post history

I don't suppose it's in the faq?

>>312688

eh?