guide for writefagging:
step one: have something come to you while you're on the shitter
step two: consume copious amounts of caffeine &/or controlled psychostimulants
step three: write something
step four: go to sleep. judge how bad it is after waking up. if it's not unsalvageable, do grammatical corrections
step five: repeat from step two.
step six: once you reach 5-10k words, post it, become briefly happy by the three or four (you)s you get, then never update
guide for artistry:
step one: draw some circles
step two: download camscan to your phone, scan circles
step three: make a patreon
step four: put up some pictures of your circles and rake in the dough
step five: never bother with improving yourself because those circles over-qualify you for art degrees from prestigious colleges so why bother
*optional step six if you need cash quick: add a smiley face to a circle and make a YCH
guide for music:
step one: recording yourself clicking your tongue or something
step two: pirate some audio-editing software
step three: add random pitch changes, pauses, and canned sound effects until you get something that sounds kinda passable as 'sound with a pattern'
step four: add an electronic filter to it
step five: upload to jewtube as 'synthwave', 'house', 'dubstep' or something similar, depends on how many bass drops it has and how edgy it sounds. congrats you're a musician