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2ca795 (1)  No.311452>>311481 >>311529 >>311535 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

316c68 (1)  No.311453>>311462

Quite obviously. Deep characters in stories full of conflict are why we are here, horse pussy being a close second.


c2a4c9 (1)  No.311454

Not after getting fired for fighting for integrity. Oh wait I’m sorry, leaving on entirely good terms for not expecting so much work. Jesus Christ.


2a6820 (1)  No.311462

>>311453

> t. 2010


8edec0 (2)  No.311481>>311482

>>311452 (OP)

>no archive

let me fix that for you

http://archive.is/4XWKv


8edec0 (2)  No.311482>>311517

File (hide): c29edebe0a20a22⋯.webm (1.79 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 768864785.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

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>>311481

>On TV, though, I couldn’t tell one girl character from another and they just had endless tea parties, giggled over nothing and defeated villains by either sharing with them or crying--which miraculously inspired the villain to turn nice

what kind of shitty movies did she watched as a girl?


b8fd6f (2)  No.311517>>311519

>>311482

Those are the movies. The actual shows were quite a bit different. It's like The Transformers--the TV show had the same characters in the same fights that always ended bloodlessly, while the movie dropped bodies like 40k.


a27d87 (1)  No.311519>>311522

>>311517

>episode 1 of MLP G1 is the movie

DYEWTOS


7a0395 (1)  No.311522>>311528

>>311519

Not since I was a very little kid who had a sister. I just realized how much she would laugh at me now if I were to mention that I watch My Little Pony after giving her so much shit for it thirty-five years ago.


3a0528 (3)  No.311528>>311543

>>311522

Did you fuck your sister?


3a0528 (3)  No.311529>>311560 >>311636

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>>311452 (OP)

>there people breathing your air right now that don't think she has a "British" accent


08e30f (1)  No.311535>>311536

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>>311452 (OP)

>And though there is historical speculation that unicorn horns were indeed phallic symbols, I doubt that is making its way into anyone’s subconscious

I beg to differ.


470c47 (5)  No.311536>>311544

>>311535

That is one majestic ponut in the first pic.


a4a308 (1)  No.311543

>>311528

No, sadly.


edc4c5 (1)  No.311544>>311555

>>311536

Sprinkle some powdered sugar on it and I would eat it for breakfast.


470c47 (5)  No.311555

>>311544

I don't even need the sugar.


9741f9 (4)  No.311560>>311580 >>311585

>>311529

EQSHIT IS NOT CANON FUCK OFF


3a0528 (3)  No.311580>>311603 >>311636 >>311712

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>>311560

Wew, talk about mad.

<there are people here right now you would kill you for posting barbies

>there are people breathing your air right now that don't think this "British" accent is done well

My point was that normalfags, such as yourself, have trouble defining accents.


0a7b39 (1)  No.311585>>311586 >>311592 >>311593

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>>311560

>EQSHIT IS NOT CANON FUCK OFF

It is.


3dfd82 (1)  No.311586

>>311585

this also confirms that the EQ realm is the banishment realm


c1a40d (1)  No.311592>>311614

>>311585

That doesn't mean EQGshit is any more canon than the presence of Admiral Thrawn in Star Wars Rebels makes the entire old star wars EU canon.


8f4258 (1)  No.311593>>311614

>>311585

How can Equestria Girls be canon when nothing after Season 2 is canon?


9741f9 (4)  No.311603

>>311580

>not liking EQSHIT makes you a normalfag

>>>/trash/


b8fd6f (2)  No.311614

>>311592

Nothing made after 1983 is Star Wars canon.

>>311593

Nothing made after 2011 is My Little Pony canon.


d5eb53 (4)  No.311634>>311635 >>311639 >>311683

The way I see it she completely and utterly failed since step 0 to make a little girls cartoon which isn't cozy, cutesy and "morally correct".

Because the contents and goals of MLP/Hasbro paired with her statements are completely contradicting.

There's 3 feminine girly frou-frou ponies too many(Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy) which take up half the episodes and screentime with their girly bullshit.

Rarity with her retarded pompous demeanour, Pinkie Pie with her annoying entitled DeeDee behaviour and toddler parties, and Fluttershy with her motherly speeches and social anxiety.

And of course let's not forget the Cutie Mark Crusaders and especially Applebloom's first episode, Call of the Cutie.

There's also Spike being an annoying uncaring 8 year old.

Then there's the "moral" messages within a toy commercial which none of the main characters even follow or care about(Ticket Master ->Best Night Ever) Or any of the writers caring to make the moral messages accurate with the contents of the episode.(Feeling Pinkie Keen, Owl's That Ends Well)

There's the elements of harmony which more or less contradict the ponies personalities.

There's too many hugs and make-up scenes.

There's that stupid "friendship is magic" theme plastered everywhere. When in every 5/6 man team they only stick together for 1 goal: to defeat the villain of the show, rather than having social get outs together.

We have 5 random strangers pushed onto Twilight and already asking for free shit (Ticket Master)

And episodes such as Look Before You Sleep exist which perfectly show us just what "good friends" they are to each other and how well they "complement" one another.

She most likely wanted to make her Galaxy Girls cartoon in space after she made the doll line with Hasbro, but ended up making MLP because Hasbro is cute like that with respecting your decisions and not dragging you through mud. Bunch of fucking ill-educated retards.

Then like any naive blowhard "intellectual" she doubles down and pretends she made a good decision with Hasbro, despite them swaying her and controlling her exactly how they wanted.

Every reply she made during 2010-2011 came off as butthurt and defensive, especially considering the above rebuttal by her is against a parodic obnoxious made-for-laughs article.


470c47 (5)  No.311635>>311636

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d5eb53 (4)  No.311636>>311641

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>>311635

How fitting, you stare like a dumbfounded toddler sucking his thumb in horror.

>>311529

>>311580

>there are people breathing your air right now that don't think this "British" accent is done well

Her accent sucks a larger bag of cocks than this unicorn Oleander from Them's Fighting Herds. But of course what taste can we expect out of animefags which use slang such as "wew", good lord man, have some dignity.


48dc0b (1)  No.311639>>311640

>>311634

>Because the contents and goals of MLP/Hasbro paired with her statements are completely contradicting.

The goal of any company is to maximize profit for its largest shareholders. That is always in contradiction with the creative vision of an artist to whom the useful appreciation of her product is the primary goal. Her goal had been achieved right up until the venture showed extraordinary profit-making potential.


d5eb53 (4)  No.311640>>311726

>>311639

And moving on to the next goal. I find this hilarious because Hasbro is incompetent at making money to begin with.

Compared to Disney which even if they get highly criticized for their obvious cash cows, they at least manage to create cash cows and 10x their profits from a movie like Frozen and Beauty and the Beast remastered.

I find Hasbro beyond laughable. They're at the level an ungrateful child with illusions of grandeur that didn't get properly beaten up while they were young.

Because let's be honest, what could we have possibly expected from a company which started from 2 wannabe merchants selling pens and school bags to children.

What can we expect out of a company that has a total of 8 billion dollars and makes a total income of just under 3 million dollars in gross profit per year. It makes me choke on my champagne while I laugh at the plebeians pretending to be high class and business man.

Oh God these small companies, these small pathetic abusive companies which everybody forgets to put them in their place and remind them where they belong. Mmhm just like video game company Jagex and a few other companies that really need a good ass kicking to their mediocre wallet.


470c47 (5)  No.311641>>311713

>>311636

I stare like someone awestruck by how miserably low-functioning an autistic man can actually be. I'm not horrified, I'm moved to compassion. You should be put down and spared God's curse upon you.


9741f9 (4)  No.311683>>311713

>>311634

>women act like women

>There's that stupid "friendship is magic" theme plastered everywhere

>in a show called "friendship is magic"

Nigger, are you dumb?


91fbd9 (1)  No.311712>>311726

>>311580

he's right though, EQSHIT is shit


d5eb53 (4)  No.311713>>311714 >>311724

>>311641

Well at least you can insult(like a pretentious feminine failure), but you forget to reference and resolve anything that might bother you. So please stay a passive little wimp while I rightfully call you a whiny little cunt who doesn't know what she wants.

You're probably bothered by nonsense you can't understand anyway judging by your passive behaviour.

>>311683

I didn't know useless slaves were allowed on the internet. How's your tribe king doing? still selling you like the wild livestock you are? Dear lord you are the most useless slaves history has ever known, can't even pick up cotton for lord's sake.


470c47 (5)  No.311714

>>311713

What bothers me is that you're a miserably low-functioning autist, I referenced that. If I need to reference a low-functioning autist, I'll reference you. I understand everything you said, it disgusts me and I think you should be euthanized for your benefit because nothing positive will come of your continuing to live. The absurdity of your calling me little is entirely lost upon you but you would never say anything of the like to me looking me in the eyes, at least not without having to look up a foot or so. You are a mistake, kill yourself.


9741f9 (4)  No.311724

>>311713

>having an IQ above room temperature makes you a jew

Consider suicide.


6e99c2 (1)  No.311726

>>311640

Disney has not made its money by being especially creative since Walt died. It is a media megacorporation that owns a quarter of the properties that people watch. Most of its profits come from nothing more than owning intellectual property. All of the films and television shows with the Disney name just follow a tried and true, if agonizingly predictable, money-making formula. Any quality that it is able to claim comes from the plain fact that it can afford to get talents like Rob Renzetti and Amy Keating-Rogers on long-term binding contracts.

>>311712

He likes weeb shit, so naturally he likes EqG as well.




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