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41d143 (6) No.306618>>306621 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Ok so I was pretty stoned last night, more than usual. I thought to myself "yo, that would be pretty damn hilarious if there were cavalry units in My Little Pony, how the hell would that work?" So, I looked it up and someone actually drew a picture of it. Am I just really retarded, or is this actually as funny as I think it is?

bc2180 (1) No.306620>>306627

/pone/ is truly dead. I never thought I'd see it die, but here we are. I don't where to go, who to talk to. I feel so lonely.


4f3c58 (1) No.306621

>>306618 (OP)

I may be drunk as well, but I have long thought that it would be funny if tiny horses were to ride other tiny horses into battle. They pull carriages, trains, and chariots, so why not?


2744aa (6) No.306622>>306667 >>306671

Why would the need cavalry? They already are cavalry. The point of being cavalry is for outflanking your opponent, which means being faster than them. Basically pegasi are the cavalry of the cavalry.


c165e3 (1) No.306627

>>306620

go outside and make some friends, nerd


44c7e5 (5) No.306632>>306633

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Transfer case, and roll out!

(actually, ponies riding isn't all that new of an idea)


44c7e5 (5) No.306633

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>>306632

>transfer case

With more transfer this time.


44c7e5 (5) No.306635

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Actually, ponies riding ponies seems to be pretty common.

They might not be the cavalry, but they're riding to a strong finish, I can tell you that!


41d143 (6) No.306636>>306637 >>306651

I don't want to make a whole thread on this, so i'll just put it here. Ok, there's a couple things I don't understand about the characters in the show. First of all, If Luna and Celestia are Ponies, the how are they bigger than "Ponies" like Applejack or Lyra? Are Celestia and Luna "Horses" and are the rest of the smaller characters considered ponies? Or are Luna and Celestia Ponies, and characters like Lyra and Applejack actually miniature horses?Also, are Pegasis, unicorn, and alicorn ponies considered "ponies" or do they have a classification of their own? Please explain this to me!


44c7e5 (5) No.306637

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>>306636

It was never pinned down in-show, so you're left with head canon.


44c7e5 (5) No.306638

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Okay enough logic back to ponies riding ponies.


cbdee2 (2) No.306647

This makes me wonder about how a theoretical military force comprised of unicorns, pegasi, and earth ponies would function. Equestria is still at pre-gunpowder technology levels, so they’d probably be using typical Medieval-era military formations, at least for the ground forces. But adding air forces into the mix is a huge “what if” that has no real parallel in the real world; by the time we started using planes in combat, we had pretty much abandoned the “march slowly toward the enemy in straight lines” approach to warfare. This might be offset by the advent of unicorns providing anti-air support, among other things. I know the writers have definitely never thought about this, but having magic in your setting can drastically change the style of warfare used, depending on its capabilities. Although, the show tends to portray the typical unicorn as not being that powerful in any sort of magic that could be applied to combat. Depending on how overpowered you imagine unicorns as being, you could very quickly get into the realm of WMDs, which might pull things toward a more modern-day style of warfare.


2744aa (6) No.306651

>>306636

Have you ever watched the show? It's okay if you havent, but these are the kinda things I was curious about when I heard about the show but hadnt started watching it. Theyre all ponies. Unicorns and pegasi are ponies, the closest analogy to their wings and horns is to say it's like how white people and black people are both (arguably) human, though that's not a perfect analogy. They can interbreed though which makes them the same species. As for Celestia and Luna, they refer to themselves as ponies, so I would assume they are. The way I explain their size is that since anypony can potentially become an alicorn, when they become an alicorn their magic cap increases like a video game, and as they start taking on more magic the the common pony they become bigger and more graceful as a result of its change.


41d143 (6) No.306653>>306655

Would this even be effective in combat? A pony with a cavalry sword riding another pony? Really? I can't figure out of this is the most brilliant or the most retarded thing I have ever seen.


cbdee2 (2) No.306655>>306656

>>306653

how would a pony even hold a sword in the first place?


2744aa (6) No.306656>>306669

>>306655

Ponies need pony-oriented weapons. No swords. Swords are for griffons and dragons.


99e090 (1) No.306667>>306671 >>306673

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>>306622

Pegasi are air cav. Earth ponies are armored cav. Unicorns are mobile artillery.


e26627 (1) No.306669

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>>306656

The spears that some of the guards have look impractical as well. I suspect that they are just for show.


531047 (3) No.306671

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>>306667

>>306622

>air cav

>ground cav

When everyone's cav, no one is. With realistic factors considered, pegasi would be skirmisher, velite equivalents- fast, lightly armored projectile throwers. Earth ponies would be the various main-body infantries. Unicorns would be sagittarii equivalent, cav that double as ranged; fast movers that shoot things.


30eac2 (3) No.306673>>306676 >>306677

>>306667

Not quite.

Pegasi are mobile, unicorns can do magic, mudponies are just useless.

Why else do you think that there's next to no mudponies in the royal guard? They can't do anything the other ponies can't do better and would only get in the way in a fight.

Hell modponies are at a disadvantage even in a melee since EVERY SINGLE UNICORN HAS TELEKINESIS and can thus use weapons against mudponies from beyond a mudpony's reach, since the mudpony has to wield the weapon akwardly in its mouth or balance precariously on his rear legs to wield the weapon with his frront legs. Meanwhile, the unicorns can just use telekinesis to use their weapons, and from several meters away too.

The crystal empire is the only place that mudpony guards, and thats most likely only due to them having almost nothing but mudponies to recruit from.


2744aa (6) No.306676>>306689

>>306673

>Damage tanks are useless


531047 (3) No.306677

>>306673

What earth ponies have is robustness and a culture of a tough n gritty mindset and menial labor. Unlike unicorns or pegasi, they'd be fine with forced marches and shitty conditions. They're more likely to survive grievous wounds, they're larger in general, they can physically carry more weight, and above all they're a lot less likely to rout or panic. Not to mention, training would be exceedingly easier logistically and shorter, plus the simple fact that without them you're neglecting an entire third of your able-bodied population, even if you just use them as cannon fodder.


30eac2 (3) No.306689>>306692 >>306695 >>306701 >>306710 >>306711

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>>306676

The world isn't an MMO. mudponies aren't so much toughe than their betters they won't die if they take a spear to the face, anyone can wear armor and use weapons, so everyone will hit hard enough to kill an unprotected opponent with the first hit and wear armor designed to protect against such weapons.

Besides, earth ponies aren't stronger than other ponies. pic related They have plant growing magic for growing food, not hulk strength.

Earth Ponies can force march, but so can unicorns and pegasi can outfly both with ease.

>They're more likely to survive grievous wounds

>they can physically carry more weight

>they're a lot less likely to rout or panic

[Citation needed]

There is no problem with excluding 33% of the population, when that 33% are useless and good for nothing but keeping the farms running.


2744aa (6) No.306692>>306698

>>306689

>unicorns

>outfly

Enough of this heresy


97cc32 (1) No.306695>>306696 >>306698

>>306689

>good for nothing but keeping the farms running.

Feeding the world is one hell of a thing to be good for.


2744aa (6) No.306696

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30eac2 (3) No.306698>>306701 >>306708 >>306710

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>>306695

Except when we are talking about mudponies usefulness as soldiers.

>>306692

Maybe you need to do something about your lack of reading comprehension?

Let me rephrase it to make it more clear in case the error was mine:

"Mudponies may be able to force march, but so can Unicorns, while Pegasi can fly faster and further than either can march in a day."


b41d88 (1) No.306701

According to the show bible, which admittedly the show left somewhere in the first season … the population wasn't evenly divided amongst the tribes … numbers weren't stated but to keep the image an allure right, it would have to something akin to:

4/5ths earth,

2/3rds of what remains are pegasus,

and the last are unicorns… less than 7% of the populace. Of course, they also congregate with their own kind, so Canterlot is lousy with them but nobody else would really see them.

that makes Lyra's question in >>306698 a more interesting one.

…if they actually are 1/3rd of the populace, than I imagine the unicorns would be separated by distance-magic … those that can cause effects more than four body lengths away would be put in artillery, and the rest would slum with the cannon fodder, hopefully to learn good shield spells.

The pegasi's thing would be speed. If you can drop out of the sky (and what ground-bound remembers to look up?) from your enemy's blind spot, and stab them then fly back out of range of their anti-air attacks, you've displayed an advantage.

>>306689

>[Citation needed]

That's in general how it works here … emotional strength often comes hand in hand with physical strength. Once you learn you can lift, you believe you can stand. The chronically ill or weak-of-frame learn early about their mortality, and make sure they have a wider margin of error than what the natural born tanks exhibit.


1bdf92 (1) No.306708

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>>306698

Mudponies can carry cannons and supplies. Logistics is very important for an army. Ask anyone who tried to invade Russia.


a89f03 (1) No.306710

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>>306689

>>306698

Looks like somebody's on a high horse.


531047 (3) No.306711

>>306689

>mudponies aren't so much toughe than their betters they won't die if they take a spear to the face

Yeah sure, but maybe they don't take a spear to the face and instead take a spear to the barrel or a limb. Don't be a dumb nigger.

> hit hard enough to kill an unprotected opponent with the first hit

>nd wear armor designed to protect against such weapons.

You have no idea how classical or medieval combat works past shitty vidya.

>[Citation needed]

DYEWTS? Their entire thing is down-to-earth, honest hardy work. Their culture is focused around farming. They're used to insane sleep schedules, shitty conditions, and working hard. Unicorns are the posher ones, pegasi are the frailer ones.


41d143 (6) No.306784

Welp, this post is officially dead now


41d143 (6) No.306785

No one ever talks about Lily anymore. What are your thoughts on this character? Do you think that she should get more prominent roles in the show, or is she too insignificant of a character?


41d143 (6) No.306787

Wow, im retarded, i meant make that a thread, not a reply. I'll pay more attention next time.




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