d2dc34 No.305988
Do you think Princess Celestia is a virgin? She seems too wise and responsible to enter into a fling, and since she knows no stallion could ever live by her side, she's probably never had a special somepony before. Yes, she was once young, but from what we've seen in the show, never irresponsible. Almost as soon as she hit adolescence she and Luna became traveling monster hunters. Shit, I think the only pony she maybe would have fucked would be her sister, but it's more likely that she's resigned herself to being a permavirgin.
ff3db8 No.305989
I can get behind that theory
f1742a No.305990
>>305988
She craves hot monkey dick
3f7d64 No.305991
haha, I was thinking about it just yesterday
>She seems too wise and responsible to enter into a fling, and since she knows no stallion could ever live by her side, she's probably never had a special somepony before. Yes, she was once young, but from what we've seen in the show, never irresponsible
/thread
1b5866 No.305993
In the tv series, yes.
In the comics, probably not.
b5a1c6 No.305996
technically, all characters who aren't canon parents are virgins. anything else is headcanon.
3a99fa No.305999
f701d3 No.306000
>>305988
>warf celestia through some macguffin
>rape
how do you think a literal multi-thousand year old virgin would take being raped?
9a7474 No.306008
>>305988
Hell no. Celestia is an aristocrat with absolute authority and the body of a goddess. There is no way that someone in her position would not indulge her carnal fantasies. Furthermore, wisdom and responsibility are only ever born of experience. Virgins are not wise, just self-denying.
e5ec9d No.306015
>>306008
I think more than just carnal fantasies (in a more canon Celestia and not Molestia-esque portrayal) she'd have a lot of relationships over the ages, but it would probably take a lot to get close to her for the short lived. I can see her doing it though, possibly incorporating her whole motherly teacher thing for some 9001 year old cougar antics.
a50630 No.306016
Not as much of one as this guy called OP.
43b7cd No.306019
>>306008
>having sex makes you wiser
3f7d64 No.306020
>>306008
>There is no way that someone in her position would not indulge her carnal fantasies
what a human trash you are
8268f8 No.306050
>>306015
Yeah, I imagine that she would have learned to not get overly attached to mortals fairly early in her long life. I mean even her pet bird is immortal. She would have very few potential candidates for a long-term relationship (her sister, Discord, Tirek), and they tended to get banished for a thousand years at a time. Luckily for her, sex requires no long-term commitment.
>>306019
>>306020
Keep proving Darwin right, incels.
a50630 No.306052
>>306050
>being a degenerate
de56e2 No.306055
>>306050
>Darwin only wanted to explain speciation and not make judgements about superiority or what humans should do
>the theory goes that evolution will produce individuals suited to survive and reproduce
>posts an image about a homosexual incestuous relationship
d2dc34 No.306062
>>306050
>implying there's not an evolutionary advantage to monogamy
>thats why wolves and penguins are such sticklers to it
e5ec9d No.306063
>>306050
You appear to have stoked the fires of autism quite thoroughly.
46e25f No.306116
If she slept with normal ponies, wouldn't she be a midget fucker?
>>305996
>all characters who aren't canon parents
Not even that
dc46f3 No.306117
She was probably less conservative about sex when she was younger, but now she's probably experienced enough loss to avoid very intimate relationships.
Her horsey hymen might be torn, but she's probably not very experienced. You never know with royal types though.
f97a64 No.306122
>>306063
Yeah, nothing gets lonely autists screeching like talking about their favorite fictional characters having sex for pleasure–something they can't relate to.
>>306062
>implying there's not an evolutionary advantage to monogamy
Kek. I would love to read the absurd mental gymnastics that it takes to justify that fantasy.
>thats why wolves and penguins are such sticklers to it
How monogamous are horses?
d2dc34 No.306123
>>306122
>How monogamous are horses?
Not a single polygamous character in the show. Pones are not irl horses
63e468 No.306124
>>306123
Then what are you on about evolution and nature for?
d2dc34 No.306125
>>306124
I'm not the one who brought up Darwin
also
>implying evolution doesnt apply to humans and creatures with human-like intelligence
6ec26d No.306127
thots and enablers hang on the day of the rope
e04905 No.306141
>>306125
You're the one hiding from evolution, incel. Darwin said that those who could not find a mate were genetic dead-ends, the poorly adapted. It doesn't matter whether the sex that people have produces pregnancy or not. The plain fact that they have the ability to chose to do so makes them better than you from an evolutionary standpoint.
a50630 No.306149
>>306141
>citing Darwin
>doesn't realize sex without reproduction is diametrically opposed to "survival of the fittest"
e5ec9d No.306151
>>306149
>Missing the point of his post entirely
19e2b5 No.306164
you must be a virgin to be immortal, silly
d66c7e No.308005
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>>305988
>Celestia
>virgin
I don't remember the last time something clashed with my headcanon as much as this.
53a056 No.308007
>>308005
Ponies are pure and innocent. They don't engage in debauchery anon. Least of all Celestia, the bastion of wisdom and grace.
e17547 No.308013
>>308007
>Friendship is Magic
>S-sex is icky and wrong
Abrahamic cucklet please find the closest sharp object and put it to good use.
f701d3 No.308017
>>308013
Go be a brainlet lolbertarian somewhere else
e17547 No.308018
>>308017
>Implying lolbergtardianism
d2dc34 No.308019
>>308013
>he partakes in used goods
Ponies are very destiny-oriented creatures. I'm sure they think abiut and plan for their future special someponies quite a lot.
b3950a No.308032
>>306164
I thought that you had to be a virgin in order to be a wizard.
de56e2 No.308038
>>308019
>destiny
>thinking and planning