[–]▶ 3745ba (1) No.302735>>313893 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Once you go mare, you can't compare
▶ cd329b (2) No.302739
Superior pony pussy > filthy human axewound
▶ 5f93b3 (7) No.302741>>302747 >>302770
>tfw no mare ass on my face
wh y
▶ 45453b (4) No.302747>>302748 >>302760
>>302741
because you are physically repulsive, if not horrifyingly deformed. also they are not real
▶ 5f93b3 (7) No.302748>>302750
>>302747
I'm actually quite handsome, and mares are plenty real. No, something just doesn't add up.
▶ 45453b (4) No.302750>>302755 >>302760
>>302748
you're trying to add up when you should be multiplying. it's a fundamental issue, see.
▶ 5f93b3 (7) No.302755>>302760
>>302750
I'm divided from mare ass and it isn't right.
▶ 7d92bc (1) No.302770>>302813
>>302741
Because we're dead and this is hell.
▶ 47404c (4) No.302775>>302789
Monkey dick belongs to Marekind now! No Human babies allowed!
▶ cd329b (2) No.302789>>302793 >>302797 >>302801
>>302775
But what will happen when the supplies of hot monkey dick runs out? How marekind can get more male humans if they don't allow them to reproduce?
▶ e0c6a7 (1) No.302793>>302804
▶ 5f93b3 (7) No.302797>>302801
>>302789
Magic, so we can assume our rightful place as immortal horse buttslaves without end. I thought we were all on the same page with this.
▶ b7ddd7 (1) No.302801>>302806
>>302797
LOL
>>302789
Selective breeding, mostly artificial insemination, much the same way we treat horses etc.
▶ 1b6792 (1) No.302804
>>302793
imagine an army of anon clones fucking all the mares in equestria into submission
▶ 5f93b3 (7) No.302806>>302808 >>308251
>>302801
Why would you laugh at something so ideal and beautiful?
▶ 47404c (4) No.302808
>>302806
I was laughing at the last bit. Naturally I am fully on board with serving our new mare overlords.
▶ 47404c (4) No.302810>>302812
▶ 45453b (4) No.302812>>302813 >>302818
>>302810
>unironically being a subfag
lay off those estrogen supplements lad, maybe eat less soy too
▶ 5f93b3 (7) No.302813>>302816
>>302812
>Implying anyone is eating anything besides horse ass and cunt by choice
I think >>302770 has the best theory on why that is by the way.
▶ 45453b (4) No.302816>>302817 >>302819
>>302813
what's the nutritional value of a ponut, anon? you have to eat food sometime unless you're into scat, i guess
▶ b1bf2d (1) No.302817
>>302816
Even then the nutritional value of shit is shit. The whole point of it is that all the good stuff has already been used.
▶ 47404c (4) No.302818
>>302812
Calm the 'tisim anon, it's nothing to get so worked up over.
▶ 5f93b3 (7) No.302819
>>302816
Well my need to eat isn't by choice, which is what I was saying. Yeah you have to eat something other than ponuts and horsevag occasionally, but is that not the greatest tragedy spoken of by absolutely NO philosophers?
▶ bdc9d9 (1) No.308251>>313865
>>302806
>mfw I know the fuck that commissioned 3rd pic
▶ b11991 (1) No.313865
>>308251
At least he made the decency to make his OC grey with black, at least it can be taken as an anonymous pony from were I'm seeing this.
▶ 4add24 (1) No.313885
I want Ms. Harshwhinny to bully and yell at my dick
▶ 17213a (1) No.313893>>313896
>>302735 (OP)
But no one seems to want to draw crotchteats, which just kills otherwise good porn.
▶ e9a227 (2) No.313896>>313991 >>313995
>>313893
I never understood people that love horse pussy, but hate crotch teats.
▶ 9bcc1b (1) No.313972>>313984
>>313855
>that horseface
>those muscles
>those teeth
Diving head first straight into the uncanny valley, would have been better off not being made.
▶ cb7c4e (2) No.313984>>313986
>>313972
Draw something better then, or shut up.
▶ 47f7a3 (1) No.313986>>313991
>>313984
His post has more words and ergo is better than yours. Everything you say is null and void, and even if you state objective problems with something, you are retarded because your post is worse. You are not allowed to criticize this thought process, foremost because your post is bad but secondly because it is literally yours. If you do not respond wholly and only praising this post you are an entitled shitbag.
▶ 23155f (1) No.313991>>313994
>>313896
>Implying they are people
If you don't like glorious mare udders you don't deserve rights or freedoms.
>>313986
this tbh
▶ 113ffd (1) No.313995
>>313896
A lot of people draw them horribly, is about the only thing I can think of. A lot of what I've seen has been artists drawing them stupidly pointy, as the crotchtit equivalent of "cow tits" on a human, or both. >>313994 has the right idea, keeping the anatomy in check and accurate is key.