64dfcd No.300436
Okay this is an anonymous imageboard, and if you're a scared pussy turn on your proxy. I gotta ask- given the chance, how many of you faggots would turn into a pony? How many of you would turn into mares?
85ffec No.300438
Over 90% of the people here would do both
80e62b No.300439
>>300438
This
Those questions seem like a no-brainer
68798d No.300443
>>300441
This. Equestria is a world with a mare and stallion ratio of 5:1. Every one of you faggots that gives up the opportunity to create a herd and be surrounded by horse pussy by becoming a mare are 100% homo.
665aff No.300444
>>300436
Given the chance I'd do either in a heartbeat. Personally I dislike gays, but if I had to semi-kinda become one to be a pony I'd take it. If I keep the same tastes and the like, it's not like it'd be impossible for lesbian stuff either.
1adc1e No.300446
>>300443
>100% homo
That's the plan, Stan.
058094 No.300447
I'd be content to simply live in the world, half-timber, jettying, that quaint village architecture, the fantastical woodlands.
I'd take it all.
I'd just rather not be a brightly coloured miniature horse in the process.
665aff No.300448
058094 No.300450
>>300448
Except for being a Unicorn it's just losing too much , hands, being an omnivore, being the apex predator, hands. Did I mention hands? Hands are a pretty fucking sweet bit of biology, losing them is a damn big blow.
b25027 No.300452
>>300443
>mare and stallion ratio of 5:1
For now.>>300443
14dbf3 No.300453
>>300450
I would not miss being an omnivore. Can you imagine how much you would save on food? Hell, you could even eat grass right off the ground as a pony. Hunger would not even be an issue.
I would not miss the apex predator thing either. Other humans are as dangerous as any wild beasts are anyway. It's not as if I am planning to walk into the Everfree Forest or anything.
As for hands, yeah, those are nice. I would trade them in a heartbeat for unicorn telekinesis, though. I might even trade them for magic pegasus wings. I would most definitely trade my hands to live in a world full of naked horse chicks.
7499b8 No.300454
It'd be pretty fucking weird, but turning into a poner stallion and making a half dozen foals with some qt mare would be pretty ebin, so I think I'd do it, especially if I could be a unicorn. Would never trade my sex though. I'm happy with not having to deal with my genitals sloughing off a bloody mess every few weeks.
9f2f77 No.300455
>>300454
Why the fuck would anyone want six children unless they were planning to create a pedo harem?
f14f41 No.300456
>>300454
horses in our world don't have 'periods' … I'd mostly guess neither do equestrian mares. Even if they have a heat cycle, they just reabsorb unused material. Heck, horses can reabsorb whole foals if it dies within the first fourth of its development process. Mares would think miscarriages that humans put up with are weird & gross.
So, just to throw a monkey wrench into the topic … Equestria is strictly matriarchal. (err, maretriachal?) Choosing to stay a stallion as you cross over means YOU get to deal with the glass ceiling. Mares have plenty of muscle so you wouldn't even be needed for heavy lifting. Honestly, they'd say, your tail doesn't properly cover your naughty bits and that's assuming you can keep your mind out of the gutter … and everypony knows when you mind went there because it starts flapping around!
So you'd be a cute plaything kept around for the fun playtimes then shoo'd into some far end of the house and expected to clean and babysit and whatever else let the mare of the household concentrate on their job. Don't clean well enough? Then you get kicked out, and you can just go and hump the dirt, since you like tracking it through her household so much, mister.
c38b5b No.300459
>>300436
Ponies are massive trashpiles. I'd never turn into a pony.
Maybe a griffon, or a dragon, though.
f14f41 No.300460
>>300459
>dragon
Barring Spike, all the dragons we've met have been massive cunts that needed to bathe in bleach and strong acid, since lava doesn't fix it for them.
So, sure. Not much but a cosmetic shift for you, eh?
71045b No.300461
>>300455
You're right, 7 is a minimum.
c38b5b No.300462
>>300460
True enough. Which is why it's more of a third possibility. Still, dragons are pretty cool, and despite being complete and total bellends, at least one of them is damn hot.
Still, griffon'd probably be the one I'd go with. Assuming I couldn't just stay human, anyway. I'm going with the assumption that you get to be whatever, in Equestria, rather than you're in Equestria now choose a race.
f14f41 No.300463
>>300462
technically, OPs question was more, as I read it:
You have the opportunity to go through the mirror to live in Equestria. You're ugly so the mirror will break afterwords, and you'll be some variant of a pony when you get there. You might even come out a mare. Do you go through?
9d0341 No.300465
If I could be a unicorn stallion with a harem of cute mares, sure I'd take the transformation.
>>300450
>being an omnivore
The chemical receptors on your tongue and the way your brain processes smell would undoubtedly change, so you wouldn't have to live like a human vegetarian. For a pony, not eating meat is as natural as eating meat is to a human.
>being the apex predator
Unless you regularly hunt and kill your own food, you aren't really a predator. And considering Manticores, Hydra's and the like, even if you had a tank, you still wouldn't be an apex predator in Equestria. That there are things around that are way more dangerous and may want to eat you, is just a fact of life in equestria, regardless of you being pony or human.
>>300462
>wants to be a selfish cunt lizard or a greedy jewish birdbrain
Confirmed for having shit taste. You belong in the squalor of a shithole like griffonstone.
<also in the pic, why would you add mammaries to a lizard?
f8514d No.300471
>>300456
>heat cycle
With all the holidays that ponies have for every little thing, there has to be something like Carnivale in April that lasts a week.
6612e1 No.300472
>>300453
>Hell, you could even eat grass right off the ground as a pony.
Darling, what are you doing? Are you… grazing?! This is absolutely uncouth! Were you raised by cockatrices in the Everfree or something?
b4219a No.300473
>>300465
>If I could be a unicorn stallion with a harem of cute mares
Who says you can't be a mare with a harem of cute mares? In fact, you would probably have a better chance that way. Even in Equestria loser guys can't get layed.
c38b5b No.300476
>>300463
Ah, fair enough. In that case, no. Ponies are shit, and I'd miss hands.
>>300465
Have to agree with your 'TITS ON A LIZARD' bit. But, good MLP porn involving more proper genetalia and a nice flat chest is rare. This is the only one I've seen, and I must say, I'm not a fan of EC Major's stuff.
As to "muh selfish lizard or kike birds' bit, all I can say is, nice thumbs faggot.
079cc3 No.300478
>>300459
Oh look, it's the edgy griffon poster
665aff No.300505
>>300462
>>300476
>Dragons
>Hot
Honestly might as well just fuck a human
Their anatomy is equivalent to a scaly human with a tail. Get the fuck off my board you furry, anthro-loving trash.
26a723 No.300507
>>300436
no, just because i like to fuck some technicolor ponies doesn't mean i want to become one. and plus, i love my hands
c38b5b No.300510
>>300505
I'll admit they're a lot closer, but not really enough to say 'they are just human' you ask me. 'least when it comes to MLP dragons.
More proper dragons, of course, don't end up with this issue as much.
In any case this is all certainly better than fucking a literal horse like some kind of degenerate.
9d0341 No.300511
>>300510
>Not wanting to fuck a horse
c38b5b No.300514
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>>300511
>literally wanting to fuck an animal
I mean, they're sapient, so I'm not going to call it bestiality, but that's still pretty fucked up.
I'll stick with my mythological creatures, thank you.
665aff No.300515
>>300510
>>300514
>Not just dragons and griffins
>But dragons and griffins with human pussy
c38b5b No.300516
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>>300515
You try finding good porn what actually has cloaca.
Fuck, most the time, even the horse shit's got human cunts.
Only place I can find proper genetalia is non MLP jazz, and that ECMajor guy, who's art I'm not really a fan of. I mean, it's not bad, but some aspects just seem off.
64dfcd No.300530
>>300516
>cloaca
FOR
THE
LAST
TIME
GRIFFONS
WOULD
HAVE
LION
VAGINAS
088c12 No.300542
>>300530
I was referring to the dragons on that mark. All the same, it really depends on if your griffons lay eggs, or give live birth.
With eggs, cloaca is near guaranteed.
7b5d1a No.300810
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>>300436
>go to Equestria
Absolutely!
>turn into a mare
No, I'd like to stick my dick in the ponies.
469e3a No.300840
>>300436
Hell yeah I'd become a pony, but no way in hell would I become a mare.
469e3a No.300842
>>300841
>He want's to be a female.
b81128 No.300843
>>300842
Think about it
You know what's the opposite of gay?
Vag.
What's a superior version of normal vag? Horse vag.
The absolutely least gay thing you could do is have a mare vag.
You're the fag here, buddy.
469e3a No.300844
>>300843
So you're gay AND stupid? I pity you. Being a mare means getting fucked by stallions - ergo you are the gay here.
b81128 No.300845
>>300844
>Implying
Who said you need to be fucked by stallions? In fact, if you have a horse vag and your partner has a horse vag that's like 200%+ not gay.
024a23 No.300849
>>300844
the cure to homosexuality is turning them into mares
b81128 No.300851
>>300849
No. Would you want to fuck a mare who used to be a guy? That's like some tranny shit
024a23 No.300855
>>300851
As long as you don't think about it
64dfcd No.300859
Ok, now for the bonus round to sort out the gays from the autists. How many of you, given the once in a lifetime no takebacks opportunity, would turn into a pony more or not, but you're not going to Equestria.
2c765e No.300863
>>300460
Isn't being an nigh unkillable Chad douchebag the whole point of being a dragon?
30e666 No.300866
>>300859
>pony mare
>here, not there.
I'd rather turn my gf into a mare. Then get frisky when she goes into heat.
b81128 No.300867
>>300859
Toughy. It depends on if I become a unicorn and if magic is real, because I sure wouldn't want to not have thumbs in real life.
9d0341 No.300904
>>300866 (checked)
Are we sure ponies even go into heat like horses do?
They don't seem to favour horse style flocks of females around one male, seing as every single parent we've seen in the show so far has been in a monogamous relationship with a single female, but the show has also been running for so long that the subject of heat cycles should have come up by now, if this was part of a pony's normal biology.
3054d0 No.300913
>>300904
>the show has also been running for so long that the subject of heat cycles should have come up by now, if this was part of a pony's normal biology.
It's a kid's show, Anon. References to estrus will have to wait until Hasbro greenlights the cynical cashgrab reboot geared towards older audiences about five years after the current show dies.
12b19c No.300914
I dunno if I could live with a cock that small.
f3cf4d No.300917
>>300904
>the show has also been running for so long that the subject of heat cycles should have come up by now, if this was part of a pony's normal biology.
That is the best argument for heat cycles. They only last a week or two per year. That means that procreation and sex are usually not a concern. If that is the case then it is no wonder that none of the main characters apart from Rarity shows any interest whatsoever in the opposite sex. The subject just never comes up outside of a short time of the year.
85ffec No.300928
>>300913
>until Hasbro greenlights the cynical cashgrab reboot geared towards older audiences about five years after the current show dies.
MLP will be treated the same as Monopoly. Never innovating and being resold as the same old shit over and over until the end of time.