/pone/ - My Little Pony★

Over 90% of the people here would do both

>>300441

This. Equestria is a world with a mare and stallion ratio of 5:1. Every one of you faggots that gives up the opportunity to create a herd and be surrounded by horse pussy by becoming a mare are 100% homo.

I'd be content to simply live in the world, half-timber, jettying, that quaint village architecture, the fantastical woodlands.

I'd take it all.

I'd just rather not be a brightly coloured miniature horse in the process.

>>300447

Why not?

>>300448

Except for being a Unicorn it's just losing too much , hands, being an omnivore, being the apex predator, hands. Did I mention hands? Hands are a pretty fucking sweet bit of biology, losing them is a damn big blow.

>>300443

>mare and stallion ratio of 5:1

For now.>>300443

It'd be pretty fucking weird, but turning into a poner stallion and making a half dozen foals with some qt mare would be pretty ebin, so I think I'd do it, especially if I could be a unicorn. Would never trade my sex though. I'm happy with not having to deal with my genitals sloughing off a bloody mess every few weeks.

>>300454

horses in our world don't have 'periods' … I'd mostly guess neither do equestrian mares. Even if they have a heat cycle, they just reabsorb unused material. Heck, horses can reabsorb whole foals if it dies within the first fourth of its development process. Mares would think miscarriages that humans put up with are weird & gross.

So, just to throw a monkey wrench into the topic … Equestria is strictly matriarchal. (err, maretriachal?) Choosing to stay a stallion as you cross over means YOU get to deal with the glass ceiling. Mares have plenty of muscle so you wouldn't even be needed for heavy lifting. Honestly, they'd say, your tail doesn't properly cover your naughty bits and that's assuming you can keep your mind out of the gutter … and everypony knows when you mind went there because it starts flapping around!

So you'd be a cute plaything kept around for the fun playtimes then shoo'd into some far end of the house and expected to clean and babysit and whatever else let the mare of the household concentrate on their job. Don't clean well enough? Then you get kicked out, and you can just go and hump the dirt, since you like tracking it through her household so much, mister.

>>300455

You're right, 7 is a minimum.

>>300462

technically, OPs question was more, as I read it:

You have the opportunity to go through the mirror to live in Equestria. You're ugly so the mirror will break afterwords, and you'll be some variant of a pony when you get there. You might even come out a mare. Do you go through?

If I could be a unicorn stallion with a harem of cute mares, sure I'd take the transformation.

>>300450

>being an omnivore

The chemical receptors on your tongue and the way your brain processes smell would undoubtedly change, so you wouldn't have to live like a human vegetarian. For a pony, not eating meat is as natural as eating meat is to a human.

>being the apex predator

Unless you regularly hunt and kill your own food, you aren't really a predator. And considering Manticores, Hydra's and the like, even if you had a tank, you still wouldn't be an apex predator in Equestria. That there are things around that are way more dangerous and may want to eat you, is just a fact of life in equestria, regardless of you being pony or human.

>>300462

>wants to be a selfish cunt lizard or a greedy jewish birdbrain

Confirmed for having shit taste. You belong in the squalor of a shithole like griffonstone.

<also in the pic, why would you add mammaries to a lizard?

>>300456

>heat cycle

With all the holidays that ponies have for every little thing, there has to be something like Carnivale in April that lasts a week.

>>300465

>If I could be a unicorn stallion with a harem of cute mares

Who says you can't be a mare with a harem of cute mares? In fact, you would probably have a better chance that way. Even in Equestria loser guys can't get layed.

>>300462

>>300476

>Dragons

>Hot

Honestly might as well just fuck a human

Their anatomy is equivalent to a scaly human with a tail. Get the fuck off my board you furry, anthro-loving trash.

>>300436 (OP)

no, just because i like to fuck some technicolor ponies doesn't mean i want to become one. and plus, i love my hands

>>300516

>cloaca

FOR

THE

LAST

TIME

GRIFFONS

WOULD

HAVE

LION

VAGINAS

>>300530

I was referring to the dragons on that mark. All the same, it really depends on if your griffons lay eggs, or give live birth.

With eggs, cloaca is near guaranteed.

>>300436 (OP)

Hell yeah I'd become a pony, but no way in hell would I become a mare.

>>300844

the cure to homosexuality is turning them into mares

>>300849

No. Would you want to fuck a mare who used to be a guy? That's like some tranny shit

>>300851

As long as you don't think about it

Ok, now for the bonus round to sort out the gays from the autists. How many of you, given the once in a lifetime no takebacks opportunity, would turn into a pony more or not, but you're not going to Equestria.

>>300859

>pony mare

>here, not there.

I'd rather turn my gf into a mare. Then get frisky when she goes into heat.

>>300859

Toughy. It depends on if I become a unicorn and if magic is real, because I sure wouldn't want to not have thumbs in real life.

I dunno if I could live with a cock that small.

>>300913

>until Hasbro greenlights the cynical cashgrab reboot geared towards older audiences about five years after the current show dies.

MLP will be treated the same as Monopoly. Never innovating and being resold as the same old shit over and over until the end of time.