/pone/ - My Little Pony

>>300064

>Simple Ways

<That fucking owl episode.

<The pinkie genocide episode

<The episode that ruined Diamond Tiara

>The episode where fluttershy learns to man up and stop being a shut in.

>The episode where Rainbow Dash learns not to be a cunt

>>300065

Those last two are tricks, they never happened.

<That worst episode everyone hates

jk that is every episode

>That one episode where the character is kind of a dick to all her friends. hint then she is sad further hint everything seems to go wrong but then everything seems to line up perfectly in the end

If that one is too hard or too easy then.

>That one episode where the character is stupid but everything works out in the end.

>>300065

"Owl's Well That Ends Well"

"Too Many Pinkie Pies"

"Crusaders of the Lost Mark"

"Putting Your Hoof Down"

"The Mysterious Mare-Do-Well"

>>300067

"Putting Your Hoof Down" again

"Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3"

>Diamond Tiara wants pictures, pictures of Spiderman

>the Cutie Mark Crusaders wreck Equestria

>Rarity and Applejack go on a date

>Twilight meets her own clone, is still a virgin

>Princess Celestia endangers the universe for absolutely no reason.

>>300072

Sorry if I don't remember ep. titles very well. It's early, I'm still asleep.

>Gabby Gums ep.

>"It's not chaos you dodo !!" // discord, ep1*

>"Feed the pigs. Don't screw up." // re-examine your life's routines, Anon. -The Episode

>It's about time (but not for that, appearently)

Your last desc. I'm a lot less sure about. Unless you're assuming the "Flurry is not a true alicorn" guy is right, in which case the Microsoft Management Console episode best fits your description.

Bleh. It's too early to come up with my own snarky descriptions. The best I can do is quote DWK, who's good at snarky.

>"Oh shit it's Trixie!"

>"And oh look! It's Steve!"

>"Don't get me wrong. Sometimes you want to cuddle with a beautiful woman who smiles as she looks deep into your eyes and says she loves you, and will never leave you. And sometimes you want another 20mg of oxy and a line of coke they both have their time & place."

>>300072

>Princess Celestia endangers the universe for absolutely no reason.

Is that a trick question? This is about the show, not the comics.

>>300072

That first one is wrong, I was expecting that one to be guessed.

>>300082

I must be tired too because I didn't see the line where you said these are DWK quotes but as I was reading that last quote I was like, that seems like something DWK would say

I'm just gonna guess for these because I'm not

too heavy on that DWK lore and shit. These first two I've found after some heavy researching and found two videos that say something similar but not exact quotes and the last one I'm just guessing.

No Second Prances

To Where and Back Again part 1

Viva Las Pegasus

>>300088

>Viva Las Pegasus

Nah, it's one of his newer ones.

But the others you got right.

>>300064

Try and guess

A marshmallow gets robbed in the big apple and fixes it with a lampshade

>>300092

This sounds like Maud's Gift, but I haven't directly seen that episode.

>>300082

>>300085

>Your last desc. I'm a lot less sure about.

>Is that a trick question?

Hint: Celestia is the only princess in the episode but not the only immortal.

>"Don't get me wrong. Sometimes you want to cuddle with a beautiful woman who smiles as she looks deep into your eyes and says she loves you, and will never leave you. And sometimes you want another 20mg of oxy and a line of coke they both have their time & place."

"Perfect Pear." That may not be a Shatner quote, but it sure sounds like him. Or maybe Weird Al.

>>300092

"Rarity Takes Manehatten"

>>300102

bingo

>manifest destiny episode

>all my friends are racist

>date rape 101

>rainbow dash commits domestic terrorism

>masochism is magic

>the episode made just to win the emmy for best song

>>300114

<rainbow dash commits domestic terroism

Tanks for the memories. Don't know about the rest though

>>300114

"Over a Barrel"

"Bridle Gossip"

"Inspiration Manifestation"

"Tanks for the Memories"

"Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?"

"The Mane Attraction"

Newer episodes, because I rarely think about them.

>Spike meets a character who is even more pathetic than he is

>the whole episode is butts and balls

>features a location that is a rip-off of The Princess Bride

>Seth literally cannot stop sucking dicks

>Fluttershy finally learns her lesson, so there is no actual story

>>300128

>Spike meets a character who is even more pathetic than he is

The Times They Are a Changeling

>the whole episode is butts and balls

Buckball Season

>features a location that is a rip-off of The Princess Bride

Somepony to Watch Over Me

>Seth literally cannot stop sucking dicks

any Trixie episode

>Fluttershy finally learns her lesson, so there is no actual story

Fluttershy Leans In

>autism loves company

>rip Squeaky Belle

>why Rainbow Dash is a self-obsessed cunt

>"the show is supposed to be shit"

>no refunds

>>300160

<autism loves company

rock solid friendship

<rip squeaky belle

forever filly

<why rainbow dash is a self obsessed cunt

parental glidance

<the show is supposed to be shit

fame and misfortune

<no refunds

once upon a zepplin

>some jews lost their figurine

>some jews fight for a stick

>some jew culturally appropriates the goyim

>qt mare needs space for cream pies

>>300164

all correct

>some jews lost their figurine

The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone

>some jews fight for a stick

Gauntlet of Fire

>some jew culturally appropriates the goyim

To Change a Changeling?

>qt mare needs space for cream pies

Hard to Say Anything

>>300164

>The Lost Treassure of Griffonstone

>Gauntlet of Fire

>The Fault in our Cutiemarks

>Hard to Say anything

>>300167

correct

>Hasbro shills their own product

>tranny acceptance episode

>Kronk's New Groove

>Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

>be friends or die

>>300102

>"Perfect Pear."

Nope. Recall I was quoting DWK, not the show. Which episode had hot-topic pony? Because that's the same episode. And another DWK-ism, "Hot Topic Pony"

>>300158

>any Trixie episode

I was actually thinking of "The Fault In Our Cutie Marks" which featured Seth's irritating pigeon/griffon OC, but I guess any Trixie episode works as well.

>>300176

1) Every episode ever

2) You are probably thinking of "Brotherhooves Social," but that episode caused a riot of tranny butthurt.

3) I have no idea what that is.

4) Bats

5) "The Elements of Harmony"

>>300180

>Hot Topic Pony

There have been a couple of those. Maybe you are thinking of the one from "Honest Apple" who designed black dresses or the customer from "Canterlot Boutique" with the hyperactive bubblegum-type friend/sister/squeeze. Rara from "The Mane Attraction?"

>>300188

>Every episode ever

you're not wrong, but I was thinking of Dungeons and Discords

>You are probably thinking of "Brotherhooves Social," but that episode caused a riot of tranny butthurt.

true and true

>I have no idea what that is.

that was admittedly a bit obscure, but the answer is Leap of Faith

>Bats

correct

>"The Elements of Harmony"

again, not wrong, but I was looking for Hearth's Warming Eve

>gibs me dat

>the ponies exercise their Irish pride

>Customers suck, especially the ones who get free shit.

>hick friends are embarrassing

>Rainbow Dash radicalizes the most dangerous terrorist group in Equestria

>>300191

Does Hasbro own D&D now? I thought Wizards of the Coast owned D&D.

>>300194

WotC has been owned by Hasbro since 1999

>>300195

Goddamn, I am fucking old.

>Apple Bloom gets magic aids

>con artists out-con another con artist

>Spike gets punished for doing what he’s told

>designated

>shouting and breaking things

>>300193

>gibs me dat

Secret of My Excess

>the ponies exercise their Irish pride

Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

>Customers suck, especially the ones who get free shit.

Suited for Success

>hick friends are embarrassing

Sweet and Elite

>Rainbow Dash radicalizes the most dangerous terrorist group in Equestria

Over a Barrel

>>300201

>"Call of the Cutie"

Correction: "The Cutie Mark Chronicles"

>>300201

>>300202

>"Cutie Pox”

correct

>"Viva Las Pegasus”

correct

>"Just for Sidekicks”

wrong, Princess Spike

>"The Cutie Mark Chronicles”

wrong, Spice Up Your Life

>"Twilight's Kingdom”

wrong, Party Pooped

>Buffalo? Come on! More dangerous than that.

Too Many Pinkie Pies

>>300189

Honest Apple, but I guess you're right Rarara does attract a few hot-topic rejects doesn't she?

>>300220

>Maverick vs. Iceman

I don't read comics

>bartering is a pain in the ass

Trade Ya!

>hill folk are stupid

The Hooffields and McColts

>if someone wants to be left alone, irritate them constantly

A Friend in Deed

>a hentai trope threatens the world

Princess Twilight Sparkle

>>300226

> >a hentai trope threatens the world

> Princess Twilight Sparkle

Nah he means the Daring Do convention. Stranger than Fiction I think it was called…?

>>300235

The one about dragon's greed where Zecora tells us Spike has to choose between being prepubescent and naive, or a grown faggot.

Find a pet (well, that's the song. Might be the ep. title)

Princess Spike (okay I'm guessing a bit, here)

Hurricane Fluttershy

For the last one, I'm pretty sure I haven't seen it, although I'm willing to guess "Newbie Dash"

>>300242

>Princess Spike (okay I'm guessing a bit, here)

I was thinking of "Dragon Quest," but yeah that is pretty true of most Spike episodes.

>For the last one, I'm pretty sure I haven't seen it, although I'm willing to guess "Newbie Dash"

"Rainbow Falls" was the episode where Spitfire and Fleetfoot try to recruit Rainbow Dash for Team Cloudsdale and convince Soarin that he is hurt, because he basically sucks at what he does.

>>303194

wow what a mystic-alpha

>god-mode twilight goes berserk because a tree dies

>Glimmer is boring, but Sunburst saves the day with some fursuit action.

>Problem is solved by sending in two unqualified ponies who achieve a fraction of their original goal.

>Normies suck, fuck up their house.

>Spikes transgender phase

>>300235

>Soarin sucks, and everyone knows it

Rainbow Falls

>>300480

>pity the kidnappers

Dog and pony show

>Anna Wintzenegger ignores Rarity

>Anthony Bourdain ignores Rarity

One of these has to be Canterlot Boutique, don't know which one.

>the writers try really hard to write around the sexy aspect of the femme fatale

Putting your hoof down?

>beta guy can't tell hot chick that she is being a cunt

Inspiration manifestation

<we finally figure out what happened to that Star Trek character

<We now stop MLP for an episode of Dragonball Z

<Episode whose story is fully mythology and may or may not have "actually happened" in Equestria

>>308952

<we finally figure out what happened to that Star Trek character

Return of Harmony

<We now stop MLP for an episode of Dragonball Z

Twilights Kingdom

<Episode whose story is fully mythology and may or may not have "actually happened" in Equestria

This one's either Hearts Warming Eve or Hearts Warming Tail

>>308953

Testing Testing, 1, 2, 3

>>300480

>Anna Wintzenegger ignores Rarity

<Green isn't your Color

>Anthony Bourdain ignores Rarity

<Suited for Success

>>303208

>god-mode twilight goes berserk because a tree dies

Twilights Kingdom

>>308952

>we finally figure out what happened to that Star Trek character

Return of Harmony

>We now stop MLP for an episode of Dragonball Z

Twilights Kingdom, didn't we cover this already?

>>308953

Testing Testing 1, 2, 3.

Autist goes berserk after being told they're autistic, gets kicked out of the house and then has a schizophrenic breakout in public. Only, her schizophrenic visions actually come true and a gang of young nubile mares have to chase down a blue ghost that actively tries to murder them. The mares then, using a half dozen rocks, knock the ghost out of someone it was apparently possessing and then everyone eats cake.

>>308960

Best episode description ever!

Friendship is Magic

>>308950

>Dog and pony show

Dead on.

>One of these has to be Canterlot Boutique, don't know which one.

**Neither. Anna Wintour/Arnold Schwarzenegger ignores Rarity in "Green Isn't Your Color." Anthony Bourdain ignores Rarity in "Simple Ways."

>the writers try really hard to write around the sexy aspect of the femme fatale

I had "Rarity Investigates" in mind. As obvious as it was that Rarity was using her sexual wiles to get other characters to do things, as every femme fatale does, the writers had to play it like she was empathizing with their personal job-related struggles, because TV-Y. It was awkward.

>Inspiration manifestation

Yup.

>>308952

<we finally figure out what happened to that Star Trek character

"Perfect Pear." You're talking about Captain Kirk, aren't you?

<We now stop MLP for an episode of Dragonball Z

"Twilight's Kingdom." Why did they think that we wanted lasar battles and explosions?

<Episode whose story is fully mythology and may or may not have "actually happened" in Equestria

That could be either "Hearths Warming Eve" with the play or "Family Appreciation Day" with Granny Smith's story about the founding of Ponyville.

New shit:

<ponies recount how much they loved getting dropped off a cloud, being slammed head-first into a rock, running away from home, having an awkward family get-together, blowing up their school, and generally being a cunt

<an unsupervised kid poisons herself by drinking something that she mixed out of stuff she found in someone else's house

<in rodeo second, third, and fourth places are just the first, second, and third losers

>>308963

<ponies recount how much they loved getting dropped off a cloud, being slammed head-first into a rock, running away from home, having an awkward family get-together, blowing up their school, and generally being a cunt

The Cutie Mark Chronicles

<an unsupervised kid poisons herself by drinking something that she mixed out of stuff she found in someone else's house

The Cutie Pox

<in rodeo second, third, and fourth places are just the first, second, and third losers

The Last Roundup

>>309007

I really do not remember the new episodes very well.

>That episode about the pedofile's OC

That godawful one with Gabby the griffon who is good at absolutely everything.

>The episode with Twilights collection of brainswashing spells

The one where Starlight Glimmer made the Mane Five her personal bitches in the castle when she was supposed to be learning lessons from them.

>The episode based on inbred hillbillies

I think it was called "The Hooffields and the McColts." Fluttershy and Twilight did stuff in pony Appalachia.

>The only episode with SongSongSongSongSong that managed to not destroy the shows lore, premisses or destroy established characters

"Pinkie Pride." Weird Al is too good a singer and musician for the show, and it really showed.

>>309007

>Trade Ya

Nope. Think shittier.

>>That episode about the pedofile's OC

A Canterlot Wedding

>>The episode with Twilights collection of brainswashing spells

Return of Harmony

>>The episode based on inbred hillbillies

Hoofields and McColts

>>The only episode with SongSongSongSongSong that managed to not destroy the shows lore, premisses or destroy established characters

A Hearth's Warming Tail

>>309043

>A Canterlot Wedding

No, Cadence is a little girl's OC.

>Nope. Think shittier.

"The Gift of the Maud Pie." There hadn't been a legitimately shitty Rarity episode until that one, and even then it hardly seemed like Rarity at all. I suspect the dude who wrote it had never actually seen the show before.

>>300064

>That episode where Rainbow Dash was subtly revealed to be top cunt because of her own insecurities, but most people except somehow a couple of dashfags and that one other fag

>>309052

>implying she's not pic related's

Yeah, his daughter's OC. Supposedly it was her idea to make Cadence the princess of love.

>Yep. When I think "shitty episode", that one and Spice Up Your Life jump to my mind faster than MMC.

"Spice Up Your Life?" I thought that the shaming of the food critic was a weak resolution, but honestly that episode doesn't even rate as one of the episodes that annoy me. "The Gift of the Maud Pie" sure does, though. How do you fuck up an episode about Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Maud shopping? That premise is like a comedy gold mine.

>>309034

Right on all counts but:

<The one where Starlight Glimmer made the Mane Five her personal bitches in the castle when she was supposed to be learning lessons from them.

An interesting answer but not the one I was looking for.

>>309065

Were you thinking of "Keep Calm and Flutter On" with the book that Discord ate?

>the episode where they squashed a season's worth of story into a two-parter

>>309067

yep

The Donald Trump episode

>>309070

Magical Mystery Cure

<Hikikomoris can be scary

<S&M secrets should stay private

>>309362

>first

Amending Fences

>second

dunno

>>309362

<S&M secrets should stay private

"The Cutie Map?"

>>309070

A two-parter? That's "The Mare In the Moon" and "The Elements of Harmony." Faust had imagined that the story to the pilot would be a season-long arc. We're getting into trivia now.

>A Crusader is revealed to not be an orphan despite fan theories

>This episode aired after a famous gore fic was posted online causing viewers to suspect a character of being a psychopath

>The writer of this episode was canned midway through the process over concerns that the script was too mean-spirited

>We learn that a unicorn can get a sexually transmitted disease from a famous TV monster

>Faust's favorite episode

>>309408

>>309362

wew lad

I was specifically noting season 7 finale but I guess they did it many times.

>>309408

<A Crusader is revealed to not be an orphan despite fan theories

Trick question. No such episode exists. For all we know, the room we saw was just her personal room at the orphanage since we never saw any of her parents.

The episode you are thinking of is probably, Flight to the Finish, it just doesn't actually disprove that the chicken is an orphan.

<This episode aired after a famous gore fic was posted online causing viewers to suspect a character of being a psychopath

Party of one.

<We learn that a unicorn can get a sexually transmitted disease from a famous TV monster

Crystal Empire

>Spike gets shit for doing what he is told

>The ponies use magic to install a puppet dragon lord.

>Discords rape vines

>Twilight nearly breaks the spacetime continuum

>Glimmer nearly breaks the spacetime continuum

>Trixie's suicide attempt

Local mom forces basement dweller to socialize.

Hypnocucked.

Betamale becomes alpha, but still stays a virgin.

Local basement dweller fills party with six flavors of autism.

Ponyville becomes the UK after fluttershy lets in refugees.

>>309441

>Local mom forces basement dweller to socialize.

Friendship is Magic, part 1

>Hypnocucked.

Hearts and Hooves Day

>Local basement dweller fills party with six flavors of autism.

Friendship is Magic, part 2

>Betamale becomes alpha, but still stays a virgin.

Secret of my Excess

>Ponyville becomes the UK after fluttershy lets in refugees.

Swarm of the Century