252804 No.298808
After drinking 3 lagers, a lolita malt, a four loko and other various drinks, I proceeded to lie on my couch to sleep off my intoxication. However, I soon vomited my previous meal on myself and the floor, I've been thinking about doing a drunk pony thread. Anyone interested?
cf48fd No.298810
>>298808
>mfw realised I was developing a drinking problem and haven't touched alcohol in nearly 6 weeks.
I thought I'd fap more in place but that hasn't happened. Feels gud. Alcohol is a shit drug honestly, its thousands of calories worth of trash for a feeling that makes you tired and withdraw every single time you get drunk enough to feel that sweet release from life.
25d775 No.298812
>>298810
>alcohol
>thousands of calories
ff829b No.298816
>>298808
>beer before liquor
>doing nothing but sitting at home, vomiting, and passing out
What are you under twenty-three or something?
1448ca No.298817
378d3b No.298818
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>>298817
Ah. Don't worry. You'll figure out how to do it in a couple years or so. Drinking gets more fun after that.
ce46a9 No.298819
>>298808
But that's haram anon
cf48fd No.298820
>>298812
Get drunk every day for a week and tell me how many extra calories you have consumed.
One beer is 180 calories
One shot of vodka is 97 calories.
It adds up.
d4c42c No.298822
I like alcohol but I need to take a break. Been having anxiety attacks and had one last night when it started to wear off while playing video. Just laying in my bed doing breathing exercises to get me heart rate down hoping I'll go to sleep isn't fun. I think my body is breaking down thanks to IRL stress. I had to stop drinking caffeine a month ago thanks to the same problem.
cf48fd No.298823
>>298822
Alcohol can cover up anxiety problems and the cycle is viscious.
How much where you drinking?
d90561 No.298824
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>>298822
Holy shit, dude. Just remember that alcohol is not medication. It doesn't make any physical condition better. It's only for when you are already enjoying yourself. If you think that you need a drink, that is exactly when you need to not drink.
f6b31d No.298839
Sorry OP, but I quit drinking last year. These days, when I feel the need to cut some slack, I smoke weed. It's much better, and has actually helped me sort through the mess that was the life and get it back into something resembling order. Feels gud living in a legal state!
43bd01 No.298851
>>298839
I have always found weed to be rather boring. It's not unpleasant. It's just that when you go out drinking you usually have a story to tell the next day. With weed you never really do anything.
d4c42c No.298855
>>298823
About 4 within 2-3 hours. I used to drink 3 every day to sleep when I was working 3rd shift.
cf48fd No.298876
>>298851
>When you go out
>>298855
3 what? Beers?
I used to sink 6 a day. I had to quit as I was skipping lunch and it was becoming a problem.
d4c42c No.298882
>>298876
Yeah, mostly angry orchards. They have a decent amount of alcohol and are tasty as all heck.
cf48fd No.298884
>>298882
I'd recommend avoid drinking daily, if you don't wanna have to quit one day. It gets harder to cut down the longer you leave it.
d873bb No.298885
>>298882
>angry orchards
>not Redds or Johnny Appulseed
Also
>all these sober-fags.
It's like you don't even remember the drunk threads during the hiatus
b4536a No.298886
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>>298885
>not Redds or Johnny Appulseed
Macrobrew shit. Get some Seattle Cider Company.
cf48fd No.298889
>>298885
>during the hiatus
It wasn't just during the hiatus. Alcoholism is shit.
82e462 No.298890
>>298876
>>298882
>Beer
Please explain this phenomenon to me
If your goal is to get drunk, why are you drinking beer
If your goal is for a buzz, why not have a smaller but more potent drink
If your goal is just for taste, why are you drinking alcohol in the first place
8dd385 No.298891
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>>298890
Angry Orchard is not beer. It's cider.
cf48fd No.298898
>>298890
You must have only drunk shit beer if you didn't want to have ten of them in a row.
eddc48 No.298917
Not booze, but I binged on phenibut over the last week or so and am tapering down. If you do the math it's more intoxication per dollar, at least it was when I bought half a key. Alcohol is a lot more pleasant to consume and doesn't take 4 hours to come on.
82e462 No.299010
>>298898
In fact I've had very high quality light alcohols of all types. And I've still never figured out the appeal. I think the only one that I'd even possibly drink regularly would be Not Your Father's or maybe some type of Smirnoff or something.
IP might've changed but I'm the person you responded to
Also I am currently very intoxicated, ask me anything
cf48fd No.299015
>>299010
Are you an alcoholic?
14d72f No.299052
cf48fd No.299053
>>299052
Cut down and then quit.
You don't have to never drink again but life is better when your sober most of the time. I drank twice in 6 weeks and the desire to have another drink is almost non-existant. Step up nigga confront your shit.
673eef No.299058
>>299053
>life is better when your sober most of the time
Like hell it is. Booze makes life better.
cf48fd No.299059
>>299058
How long do you think you can keep up drinking everyday?
Serious question.
c4ec16 No.299060
>>299059
Until your heart stops, or liver stops.
Im not the anon you replied to but ive been drinking drinking for 8+ years roughly nearly every day. Its quite an interesting ride for your body.
cf48fd No.299064
>>299060
>Its quite an interesting ride for your body.
Are you a fat alcoholic or a scrawny one?
c4ec16 No.299074
>>299064
Mid sized i guess. overweight by the new medical BMI
Its Shot:30. Tiem to drink.
cf48fd No.299075
>>299074
Why do you drink anon?
aside from the World being full of annoying faggots obviously
c4ec16 No.299077
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>>299075
Its great.
>Why do people smoke?
>Why do people snort?
>Why do people gamble?
>Why do people go on shopping sprees?
>Why do people sell themselves for money?
>Why do people do anything?
There is no answer.
Humans do what they do because they can.
cf48fd No.299078
>>299077
There is no answer
are you sure it's not your contempt of people?
5c993e No.299083
>>299078
There is no illusion to normies. Try airports, you get your fill of generic NPC crap.
No, I drink to get drunk, party, and get rid of the fact that EgG exists.and for the apocalypcse tinfoil hat and shit
cf48fd No.299141
>>299083
I still have contempt for normalfags also. Getting drunk is a distraction but then so is vidya and a bunch of other shit so I just do that now.
**>and for the apocalypcse tinfoil hat and shit
Do you ever fantasize about living out in the countryside with nothing but a high-speed internet connection and a lot of land to walk around in?**
82e462 No.299150
>>299015
The more alcohol I have, the more extroverted I become, and not in the usual randumb drunk way most people do. I've learned that alcohol, in moderation, can boost me up to normie levels. So typically, I start my day with a few shots of Grey Goose. This is after I pull into work parking-lot of course. If there's an online social interaction planned, I'll drink beforehand. Stuff like that. So, kinda. Not in the typical sense.
cf48fd No.299151
>>299150
> typically, I start my day with a few shots of Grey Goose
this is bound to go well long term
8ca5aa No.299152
Anons, it's op. Why do I feel comfortable letting alot of ny southern slang break through when I'm drunk? Is it because I'm more relaxed? I tend to only allow a miniscule when I talk to strangers who aren't family. Help greatly appreciated.
8ca5aa No.299153
>>299152
Also I've been hitting the whiskey so go easy on me please.
8f6bb2 No.299156
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>>299141
>Do you ever fantasize about living out in the countryside with nothing but a high-speed
Fucking kill me first. If I could not live in a city on the coast I would want to die. Seriously, I have lived in Fly Over Country, and that is no kind of life.
cf48fd No.299157
>>299156
You seemed like a recluse.
Go figure.
a85764 No.299158
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>>299152
Nah, man, everyone talks in their real accent when they are drunk. My Bostonian wife sounds like fucking John F. Kennedy when she's drunk. Pahk the cah at Hahvehd Pahk.
>>299151
Grey Goose is overpriced trash. Polish vodka is the good shit. Russian is pretty damn good too if you don't get the common shit.
a85764 No.299159
>>299157
"Recluse." Says the guy living in fucking nowhere.
a85764 No.299160
>>299159
I am indeed drunk as shit, by the way.
cf48fd No.299167
>>299159
I don't live in the middle of nowhere. I think your too drunk to follow the conversation
82e462 No.299171
>>299158
>Grey Goose is overpriced trash
Your opinion is shit
986bd3 No.299207
>>299167
Yeah, I was completely drunk off my ass. I will spare you the blog post, but suffice it to say that after taking my pet of fifteen years to the vet to be put down (turns out it didn't need it, and I got to bring it home) I felt the need to get good and fighting drunk on Canadian whiskey. My bad.
>>299171
Even sober I have nothing nice to say about Grey Goose. It's like Don Julio: cheap shit that people pay big money for because of the brand. Chopin and Hangar 1 taste better for less money.
0b2e58 No.299248
55114a No.299300
cf48fd No.299317
>>299207
You should really cut down
057e1f No.303783
>>298808
I feel like ive been here before.
26c67f No.303798
Alcohol is for gays and people who like Fluttershy
057e1f No.303802
>>303798
Twilight sparkle is a alcoholic recluse…
I bet pinkie LOVES to drink, but i bet she partakes in better party drugs
Rarity probably likes a nice mixed drink once in a while, though she would probably to classy to get smashed.
675836 No.303807
so, since we're talking alcohol this saturday, has anyone had a bannana nutcase?
Frangelico, kahlua, a banana liqueur, and half-and-half. dress with sprinkles if you're in the mood.
Actually does anybody want the pony-drink jpeg? I've also had the three wiseapples, and wow does that go down like a buck to the face. And the high flyer is smoother than it has any right to be. … and the ever popular speed demon; I've lost many a party night to one or even two of those.
That's about the extent of my personal experience with that particular list. If I'm not feeling very party-like, I'll just stick to whiskey & coke. Although now that I'm about 45lbs overweight and most of that gain tracks with my alcohol usage I'm probably going to cut way back. But I had some good times, I'll admit.
1c6624 No.303818
>>303807
>Actually does anybody want the pony-drink jpeg?
always
Last drink I had was 2 days ago. I've cut down to drinking once a week or so, sometimes less. I went cold turkey for a while too.
>I'm about 45 pounds overweight
this is me now. I was 60 pounds overweight until I cut back a couple months or so back.
1c6624 No.303825
>>303824
The luna one looks great.
To bad I don't drink that much nowadays.
9dfd21 No.303827
>>303824
This seems like a great time to pop in and say this. The Speed Demon, right? Upgrades. Fuck Nos because it's sugary garbage. Gin isn't to my taste either for this.
>2 shots of coconut rum
>1 shot of quality vodka
>1 shot of triple sec
>~quarter shot of blue curacao
>small amount of grenadine If burger do not use the 'grenadine' that's actually just corn syrup and food coloring that's marketed everywhere because no regulations, real shit
>bit of sparkling water for some carbonation
Blue Fast at her finest. If proportioned correctly it turns out a sweet cyan and tastes gud.
2a4649 No.303837
>>303827
>The Speed Demon, right? Upgrades.
I happen to like NOS, but it doesn't matter. When I go out I have to order a normie-drink. So I order "Like an AMF, but using an energy drink as the base"
All anybody uses around here for "energy drink" is red bull, which is disgusting and useless. At home I don't take the time, so I just use sugar free Wired (a very good energy drink, I've found) and add vodka & whiskey. It's not blue, but it tastes about the same, and gets me messed up pretty good, so I'm satisfied.
057e1f No.303838
I have rum, redbull and 16 sleeman cans to drink.
I work graveyards and tonight my night off.
gonna paaaarrrtttyyy.
Probably gonna dump some pictures first though.
ANYONE HERE LIKE BERRY PUNCH?
057e1f No.303839
>>303818
>>303824
I remember back in 2011 a bartender posting his own mixes for the mane six and spike… lol Tabasco in your alcohol…. silly
057e1f No.303840
Can someone recommend me an episode to watch? :P
2a4649 No.303841
>>303838
>ANYONE HERE LIKE BERRY PUNCH?
I think so, Anon.
>>303840
S5 opener is still my favorite.
057e1f No.303842
>>303841
MORE LINKS ANON, I LIKE
I AM OUT OF THE PONY LOOPPP!!!!
>HANDS DOWN PANTS
057e1f No.303844
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057e1f No.303845
How long have you guys liked MLP? Honestly got into the show because of 4chan back when those horsefuckers were spamming every thread.
057e1f No.303847
>>303846
>spoils a sfw image, FUUUUKKKKK
kek gonna post a good one next
057e1f No.303848
WHY NOT CALL THESE THREAD BERRY PUNCH THREADDSSS
Anyone got any fresh bread? Guess I should start drawing again…
057e1f No.303849
Anyone want to hear a story about the retarded moderators on 4chan /mlp/ ?
057e1f No.303850
This is my favorite
>greek/roman goddess
9dfd21 No.303852
>>303837
>I happen to like NOS, but it doesn't matter
Well yeah, you don't matter. Fuck you and your opinions.
057e1f No.303854
>>303852
LOL your drunk go sleep with your pony
Energy drink is energy drink, I found red bulls work better the monsters, never tried nos though.
057e1f No.303860
(Translation:
One could dress up for (German) carnival,
Maybe in things made from expensive silk.
I would have done that myself,
if I had any money left from drinking.)
63874b No.303862
>>303840
Drunk? "Green Isn't Your Color" is a favorite episode of mine to get plastered with.
9dfd21 No.303864
>>303854
>go sleep with your pony
Someone stole her, I've got a new fleshlight on the way though so I'll take that into consideration when it gets here. You're alright, actually. Have you had Venom and/or Bang?
>>303862
Good taste, that's one of the best in s1.
1c6624 No.303869
>>303864
is the fleshlight pony themed, where do I get one if yes
057e1f No.303870
>>303864
>>303869
More like, is your plushie a fleshlight?!
And who the fuck would steal your fleshlight/plushie?
WHAT ARE YOU GAY?!?!
9dfd21 No.303876
>>303869
They both were, the first one was an original Mary by BadDragon and the most recent got shilled on here by some guy and I liked it so I hopped on it but as I said it's not here yet or I'd be posting pics of it next to the output of my drink recipe.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/565018151/silicone-horse-pussy-and-anal-sex-toy?ref=pr_shop
>>303870
>My plushie
>Implying only one plushie
It's like your entire room isn't a horse shrine or something, and yet you have the audacity to call ~me~ gay.
>Who stole your horse fleshlight
My ex-boyfriend, obviously.
1c6624 No.303877
>>303876
damn these look authentic but it's a lot of shekels
I only have a prostate vibrator for sex toys after trying various anal stuff, I need to get some kind of fleshlight preferably horse themed
057e1f No.304004
>>303876
I just have like 4 pinkie pie toys, i kinda want a large, almost torso sized pinkie pie, i dont know the size measurement for it thou.
706d57 No.304029
>>304004
if you have the resources go into deviantart.
IT'S FUCKING PRICEY, to say the least
f36e64 No.304031
>>304004
You gotta get something like this and leave it out when you invite people over, it's the only way.
892c92 No.304101
057e1f No.304335
Drunk and have to work tonight, and by tonight I mean at 11pm beacuse graveyard, and bya ll of that I mean I have to be in work in like 10 hours….. fuk
1c6624 No.304338
>>304335
>get 5 hours sleep
>take 30 minutes to make something bland to eat that won't make you puke
You got 4 hours at least to enjoy being drunk enjoy it.
1c6624 No.304784
Haven't had a drink in over a week.
Time to break this on monday.
Who /firstdayoftheweekdrinking/ here?
Join me later.
a5573e No.304810
>>304784
>Who /firstdayoftheweekdrinking/ here?
Only because it's my weekend. And the wife is at work, so if I can start early, and control myself, I can get a good buzz and she won't know when she gets home.
…that's at least as pathetic, isn't it…?
e69ac4 No.304830
>>304784
More like /everydayoftheweekdrinking/
706d57 No.304852
>>304830
The only way to keep going through this shit
e69ac4 No.304855
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>>304853
another good song to listen by one of the best music alcoholics next to George Jonesgood music
e69ac4 No.304858
>>304855
And I tip to the horsefucekrs that have passed. That one guy's brother.
I'm drinking for you posting on the board.
To that anon…..
706d57 No.304878
>>304858
to all those poor naive fuckers that got in the pony ride thinking it would be a joy ride and only got hell in their lives
1c6624 No.305076
Join me for some /Thursdaydrinking/
de44f3 No.305129
>>305119
This comic is proof of time travel because there's no fucking way anyone was still using these maymerinos in 2010, much less any part of the Age of Pastel Horse that has been since.
b67545 No.305196
>>305129
the normiesphere is literally years behind in meme technology. Cancerous sites like cheezburger and 9gag were still using those meeymays in 2012.
057e1f No.305426
>>304784
Trying to control myself, but no luck.
Would like to go sober for a good 2 weeks to a month… :s
1c6624 No.305547
>>304810
>wife
get out
>>304830
>>304852
>>304853
join me for a Saturday drink
>>305119
This is the first I've seen something of Berry Punch I didn't like
>>305426
I'm gonna try and go sober all week after tonite. Join me.
057e1f No.305941
>>305547
Did you stay sober poner?
1c6624 No.305945
>>305941
>Did you stay sober poner?
Except from wednesday and this coming saturday yes.
Could be worse, could be better
dfaeb8 No.305994
>"Hey Pinkie, why are there copies of the Style section all over the floor? You got a dog? A little Chow or something? *hic*"
2f5aaa No.306005
tell me scientifically why drinking does not enhance masturbation. say something about the brain.
7bce34 No.306038
>>306005
Alcohol can cross the blood-brain barrier and slow down the nervous system. This results in dampened senses, poor muscle control, altered blood pressure, and other side effects.
If you want a less scientific explanation, I'd go with Shakespeare's "It provokes the desire, but it takes away performance."
6a9360 No.306065
>>306005
Weed is betr
t. scientist
b05536 No.306140
>>305945
It's progress. Keep at it and you'll make it.
1c6624 No.306429
>>306140
Been sober since Saturday.
My goal is to make it until next saturday (2 weeks total). On the plus side I have a little more energy and time, my sex drive is maybe slightly higher. I've been maybe hornier than usual. Also exercising a bit more. I miss that warm feeling alcohol gives but It's just a temporary relief so it's ultimately not worth it unless it's maybe once every couple weeks as a social thing.
4f0b82 No.306434
>>306429
If you're a recovering alcoholic it's better to throw out the idea of the "social" drinking. That just ends up being a gateway toward falling back in the hole.
It wouldn't be a bad idea to purchase and start using some liver cleanse supplements to try to repair the damage you will have done.
1c6624 No.306454
>>306434
I'm not an "alcoholic" but I do want to cut down drinking from twice a week to once every two weeks. Before that It was more like every other day. The social drinking is literally when playing vidya once every couple weeks not going out getting properly junk just a few beers really.
Anyway, if you want to talk to a real alcoholic there's a couple ITT.
1088df No.306458
>>306429
Lent is a good time for these things.
4df84a No.306505
>>298808
more drunk poners!! I got some nasty nigger tier cold and can't work tomorrow so may as well get drunk. Here's to some cider.
4df84a No.306506
>>306458
And now I feel bad given the previous posts. I'm also struggling with alcoholism, but Lent and the recent passing of a friend's dad got me to stop drinking whenever there is work the next day. It was weird, I honestly couldn't make it more than a day sober. But then something clicked and I managed to go the last three weeks without drinking (except on weekends).
1c6624 No.306523
>>306458
>lent
I'm not religious or whatever bullshit lent is about.
>>306505
I've felt kinda shitty last couple of days but that might have just been stress as oppose to illness. Feeling alright now, kinda tired though. I'm trying to make it 2 weeks so I probably won't be joining you.
>>306506
I drink a little too much for my goals, but I'm not an alcoholic. It's been 6 days since I drank last (had 4 large beers).
1c6624 No.306594
I am tired and worn out af today, not sure why.
Temptation to drink later intensifies
057e1f No.306761
>>306429
The thing is, is like with any addiction
When you start out doing a new drug or experience there is a lot of pleasure and very little pain. As you continue and become dependent the pleasure usually gets less and the pain increases. There is a point what there is very little pleasure and a lot of pain and by then you hope your brain will activate and get you to stop. Will power too….
George Carlin said that, including about his cocaine addiction, I feel that.
The drunk feeling is awesome but im much to emotional to enjoy it anymore, I think I will feel awesome but I dont, and unluckily I dont live alone so people hit my emotions and make me feel bad even if im jiving.
I still love getting drunk as fuck and roudy, loud and untamed, but then there are noise complains.
>Fuck I love this picture of pinkie, so excited to be alive.
1c6624 No.306778
>>306761
Addiction requires you to take the drug continually.
I only drank once last week, it's more psychological at this point, it's a good warm feeling that blanks out the World and all it's stresses and loneliness like nothing else.
I've been exercising a bit more, that helps but alcohol is a hell of a drug still. I tend to drink alone, or at least not out nowadays.
4f0b82 No.306779
>>306761
>Fuck I love this picture of pinkie, so excited to be alive.
>so excited to be alive
e69ac4 No.306780
>>306778
> I tend to drink alone, or at least not out nowadays.
I try to drink alone but usually every weekend sometimes during the week friends and family come over for vidya and drinking. We get drunk, talk shit, play music and have a great timemostly. Best part is I have a bro to talk mlp shit with and rib my other friends with it.
Having like-minded friends to drink with helps, anon. friendship is magic
4f0b82 No.306782
>>306780
>dragging your brother into the abyss with the rest of us
1088df No.306783
>>306523
>I'm not religious or whatever bullshit lent is about.
And I bet you shove all your Christmas presents up your dad's taint, too. Sure it's got religulous origins but it don't mean you can't jump on the train and take advantage of a societal vibe of reflection and self denial.
4f0b82 No.306786
>>306783
>denying yourself some random shit for a month
There are far better ways to try to self improve.
1088df No.306789
>>306786
and there's more efficient ways to get stuff besides Christmas presents
also more sanitary places to take humongous steaming dumps besides on top of other people's traditions
1088df No.306793
>>306783
Kids are callin' it Vatican Sunrise. Drink two beers and then go onto horse-themed image boards and ask everybody if they've experienced the transcendent joy of the Eucharist.
6a9360 No.306795
>>306793
WHERE DOES YOUR SON ABSTAIN FROM ALCOHOL!?
057e1f No.306799
>>306780
This is what I feel is the best part of drinking!
>>306789
>>306793
wtf broooo
1c6624 No.306856
>>306780
I drink with my sister and play videogames when I go back home to visit every so often.
Otherwise I drink once a week alone.
>>306783
>self denial
You can enjoy things without denying them. Jesus this is the same retarded no fapper mentality.
And yes I celebrate Christmas faggot.
>>306799
I would drink with you fags if this board was active
28aa70 No.306877
>>306856
>I drink with my sister
Have you considered fucking her?
1c6624 No.306880
>>306877
t.only child
No I haven't but I fap to incest along with a million other kinks
28aa70 No.306883
>>306880
>t. only child
Wrong! Sad!
>fap to incest
>Doesn't try to slide in to his sexy lil sis
Pussynigga.
7bce34 No.306889
>>306883
What if his sister is older and/or unsexy?
28aa70 No.306891
>>306889
If your sister isn't sexy you have bad genes, fuck off. If your sister is older, she can still be little - you just have to be a big guy. If you aren't a big guy? You have bad genes, fuck off.
e69ac4 No.306897
>>306891
>you just have to be a big guy
2f5aaa No.306898
>>306891
But what if he's a manlet because of debilitating diseases as an infant? What if the rest of his family is 7'+? For all you know he's related to Andre the Giant. What then? What if his sister is grotesquely deformed because of a car crash?
e69ac4 No.306899
>>306898
Then you fucking drink. Problem solved.
1c6624 No.306902
>>306883
It's my older sister
And I don't want to fuck my own sister anon. When you grow up with a sibling unless you are legitimately autistic you aren't gonna find them attractive no matter what.
also
>wrong sad
So uh do you have a little sister anon?
4f0b82 No.306905
Downed 1.5l of wine today, feel like death. At least vodka usually let me wait til the next morning before killing me.
a67eec No.306906
>>306902
>he's not a legitimate autist
out
2f5aaa No.306907
>>306905
Spitfirefags and vodka, what is it that draws the two together.
28aa70 No.306913
>>306897
That is indeed the implication, brother!
>>306898
If he's a manlet he should fuck off, no exceptions.
>>306902
I grew up with my little sister and I've wanted to put 1488 babbies in her since I was a wee shitposter.
>You will never be different than me no matter what, everyone is like me
This is legitimate autism. It's like you think no one has a different experience or perspective on their experiences. I on the other hand readily acknowledge you are different, as I am not a faggot who wouldn't even his sister.
>also
>wrong sad
Wrong, sadly. It's Wrong! Sad!
2f5aaa No.306914
>>306913
You're not funny, just obnoxious tbqh.
e69ac4 No.306919
>>306915
That reminds me of the subjectivelygood ole days when mainly used images to convey text back when halfchan had the GIGA PUDDI thing.
>tfw you were there when lauren posted on /mlp/
4f0b82 No.306922
>>306907
Pain and suffering.
2f5aaa No.306927
>>306922
True that
Having some drank myself right now, beforehand I've been mixing various cokes with my vodka, but holy hell in a handbasket my dude orange juice goes along so much better. Screwdrivers are a thing for a reason, man I'm a dumbass.
1c6624 No.306934
>>306905
>downed 1.5l of wine today
Heavy tolerance?
>>306906
>legitimate
we are all on the spectrum as they say
>>306913
see >>306914
also
>incest
>being acceptable in the ethno-state
just no.
0450f3 No.306936
>>306934
to tbqph fam refusing to racemix is basically the same as incest
4f0b82 No.306942
>>306934
Yep. Used to end up going through about 750ml of 100 proof vodka every weekend. Nearing a 24 hour hangover though, not fun.
28aa70 No.306943
>>306934
You wouldn't be acceptable in the ethnostate either, though.
1c6624 No.306944
>>306936
ZEBRA'd
>>306942
There's only one cure for a hangover anon
>>306943
At this rate the ethnostate will just be Richard Spencer and 3 guys camping out in a tent.
28aa70 No.306945
>>306944
I would hope they'd be camping outside because letting Implicit Dick in would be a mistake.
1c6624 No.306946
4f0b82 No.306965
>>306944
If you mean drinking more, that's out of question. I used up the whole stock I had.
1c6624 No.307016
e69ac4 No.307043
Suprised we havent had a Friday Night thread yet. Anyone else drinking?
057e1f No.307093
>>307043
Always working friday. i get tuesday and wednesday nights :S
057e1f No.307094
>>306927
Used to drink screw drivers all the time while playing gmod!!! Got sooooo drunk…. dont know why I dont return to that way, fuck cola.
I also never got putting alchol in my coffee because it fucking ruins the coffee's taste
28aa70 No.307097
>>307094
I drank 14 screwdrivers in one night at Bronycon once.
1c6624 No.307180
>>307043
I drank on Saturday. Aim is to not drink again till next Saturday, maybe join me then.
fc0107 No.307181
>>307097
You can't just say that and not tell us the aftermath, anon.
1088df No.307210
>>307097
if you can't remember just make something up
1088df No.307211
>>307180
Sunday night! Goin' to work tomorrow! Who's ready to get smashed and rave about the transcendent joy of the eucharist?!
07ac56 No.307217
>>306856
I miss the corniness that /mlp/ had in the early days, like the delightfully awful OP to the feet thread, it was a pictures of a foot with fluttery shy's colors, i'm wondering if anyone has it.
1c6624 No.307222
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>307210
You blacked out and fucked what you thought was pinkie pie but really it was brony in a pony fur suit
>>307217
>feet thread
Was /mlp/ ever anything but a thinly veiled fetish RP board? I miss when this 'fandom' was active, now all we get is DWK videos. which are pretty good
28aa70 No.307227
>>307181
>>307210
It was a really cool night, I was drinking those comped by the bro tier bartender in exchange for horse lore that would help him milk future autism crotchtits on the pub crawl (bar trot) with more mane 6 themed drinks and a couple gigs of pony music I let him grab off my mp3 player. So I got super drunk, walked across a bunch of shitty parts of Baltimore while super drunk, stopped and had a bunch of greasy ass food to curb some of the intoxication and met a very bipolar Russian street artist that gave me a copy of the Tao Te Ching and got me really high in exchange for crashing in my hotel room.
>>307222
>You blacked out and thought you fucked Ponka
This didn't happen but it would have been nice too, I'm not gonna lie.
>Pic somewhat related, another gem of a human being I encountered walking near the con that night
00916e No.307229
Oh fuck, I forgot to drink over the weekend.
1c6624 No.307231
>>307227
>bipolar Russian street artist
Was he also a brony
This guy has ascended past the need for hiding his autism.
>>307229
Well then you definitely can this weekend! anon. we should make a drunk thread on /mlp/ at the time for faster bumping
09711e No.307239
>>306907
Spitfirefag here, though I don't know why, I can confirm that Spitfirefags tend towards vodka as their drink of choice.>>306907
1c6624 No.307241
>>307239
Flutterfag here. Beer and cider are my drink.
Other anons name your pony and drink preferences!
a67eec No.307250
>>307241
I like Twilight and i dont drink (ᑊᘩᑊ⁎)
e69ac4 No.307252
>>307241
Applejack is best qt. And I like beer and whiskey. and moonshine when I can get it
28aa70 No.307271
>>307231
>Was he also a brony
Nah, he didn't know what the con even was for initially. I got him to check the show out though after he hung around the con crowd.
>>307241
Ponka. Rum, vodka, beer, bourbon, wine, whiskey and the occasional cider.
0790da No.307279
>>307241
The internet ate my post. Health has greatly dissuaded me from drinking, but not that long ago it was:
Cider, stout beer, whiskey+rootbeer, and banana nutcase (baileys+frangelico+banana schnops)
5d20c5 No.307290
>>307241
Dashfag checking in. I'll usually flip-flop between whiskey, cider, and Irish coffee, but I'm still new to the game, so preferences aren't 100% dialed-in yet. Diggin' all the recommendations and recipes in this thread, though.
4f0b82 No.307293
I have it on good authority that a new Spitfire-related drink mix recipe is in the works.
2f5aaa No.307297
>>307241
Spitfire. Vodka and gin. Sometimes mixed together
>>307293
>Spitfire-related drink mix
Huh?
Like the trotcon meme drinks?
Or more like a generic orange-colored drink
because the aforementioned screwdrivers already cover that kek.
i actually just realized that color correlation
2dedea No.307298
>>298808
>2nd picture
Does anyone have the image that shows them all together in that one "dinner date" episode where they all look like they're on a dating with the viewer?
a67eec No.307302
>>307298
>dinner date episode
You're thinking of The Saddle Row Review and it's not at all a dinner date episode.
675836 No.307306
>>307293
I mean, I have these … but I sorta doubt they're really considered 'drinkable' … the youtube video where the drink designer tries them, keeps burning his mouth because the gelatin content means you can't drink it after it cools below the temperature of magma.
4f0b82 No.307311
>>307306
I'm now curious to see this video.
1c6624 No.307312
>>307250
Well this is pretty canon to season 1 Twilight when she was socially autistic
>>307250
What did he think of bronies
I swear I forget Bronycons are still a thing, it seems like any talk of bronycons died in like 2014.
>>307279
>health dissuaded me from drinking
Are you dying anon?
>>307290
I like strong cider because it's cheap and gets me buzzed quickly. Drinking only once a week is tough but It feels good when I do.
>>307298
No but I remember seeing this before.
>>307311
Spoiler the guy making it is super autistic
675836 No.307319
>>307312
>Are you dying anon?
Only if I drink.
Four beers, and twelve hours later I'll be vomiting every ten minutes for two or three hours. Then every half hour a few times, then a few more times after that.
Also, now that I've been sober two weeks, I realize how much of the eternal fatigue I was fighting, was from that beer three days ago. After four days, I'm fine. Not exactly perky, but I can work an 8hr shift and not collapse in my car before I can drive home.
Saging for sobriety.
5d20c5 No.307343
>>307312
I'll second that about the ciders! Gets damned hard to remember it's alcohol after a certain point; things just taste so damned good. Got any brands you'd recommend?
2f5aaa No.307344
>>307319
I think it's probably safe to say that that's not normal. If I had to speculate, sounds like an onset of either legit liver failure to something like an inner ear infection, which would at least explain the extreme vomiting. Either way, speak to your doc.
0790da No.307345
>>307344
Not failure, just a genetic disorder (of the liver). It's why I never touched alcohol 'til I was 30 … legit thought I *would* die until I considered some of the tales of my grandfather, who I realized when the cat was out of the bag … didn't have the active form; his mother, and my mother, did but it skipped him entirely.
5d20c5 No.307354
>>303824
So, am I just new to this, or is there no set amount of each ingredient for these? Do I add each component to taste?
Help a new drinker out, would ya?
4f0b82 No.307358
>>307354
I think when it comes to alcohol it's all to taste, unlike with a food cooking recipe. If you want to be truly professional though, you use the entire bottle of each ingredient to make a huge superdrink. :^)
0790da No.307359
>>307354
In general the alcohol parts are equal, and the mixers are … the way you usually mix them. I usually like mine 4:1, because I can't stand straight alcohol … but I've seen plenty of folks mix them at 3:2 … usually in favor of the mixers but then again, 2 parts mixer to ease up three parts whiskey is a valid mix if you like it that way.
5d20c5 No.307361
>>307359
>>307358
Gotcha, so more of a starting point than straight-up gospel. Looks like I've got some experimenting ahead of me. Thanks, folks!
c89765 No.307373
>>307343
Brands not really but rule of thumb get cider that is at least 6% ideally 7 or 8% for best value and look out for the fancier brands that advertise as being pure apple or a particular type of Apple. What you want is something with the least amount of added glucose, sugar and chemicals do the slightly pricier stuff that advertises as such is a good bet and worth the extra money for bottles if it's strong. If you don't mind flat non sparkling cider you can find some really good pure Apple stuff there too.>>307354
A good cocktail usually has maybe the equivalent of 3 shots that's 75ml of liquor. More than that and it can taste a bit too strong, less and its too much mixer. Look at the proportions for a Long Island ice tea for an idea of volumes and proportions, that's the absolute best 101 guide to understanding what makes. I rarely touch liquor as it destroys all impulse control and I'm practically drinking from the bottle in no time
>>307319
Maybe try drinking two weak beers anon. If you have a low tolerance that just means you can get a cheaper buzz.
Speaking of which desire to drink is strong had a lot to do today and tempted to reward myself
4f0b82 No.307380
>>307373
No, I think it's better for 675836 to just abstain from alcohol period at this point. If he's vomiting and dying after the weakest of alcohol, he really shouldn't be having any. Damage or genetics, his system isn't built for it.
1c6624 No.307385
>>307380
>not wanting to go out in a blaze of glory
Also I didn't end up buying alcohol, I got too much stuff to do this week, so I'll do it Friday probably.
bc2500 No.307418
>>307385
>go out in a blaze of glory
The thing is I keep surviving. I mean, it feels like I should expect to die from everything … but all that happens is I lose a sick day.
Of course, eventually I'm going to run out of those.
1c6624 No.307442
>>307418
Must have native American or inuit in your bloodline anon, or just be genetically cucked
Still if you can't handle your booze chances are you won't miss it so I guess there's a silverlining.
Anyway It's Friday and I want to drink cider and post ponies. Where my poners at?
2f5aaa No.307443
>>307442
nowhere. they don't exist, anon
4f0b82 No.307448
>was going to maybe pick up some wine today because it's the cheapest non-beer booze out there (tfw not enough money to make a more applicable screwdriver)
>wake up feeling like I just took an arrow through the liver/kidney
JUST
4f0b82 No.307449
>>307448
That flag wasn't supposed to still be attached REEEEEEEEE
675836 No.307459
>>307442
>American or inuit in your bloodline
As well as the liver disease. Don't forget that.
1c6624 No.307478
>>307443
shhhh anon don't ruin the illusion
>>307448
Why the liver/kidney pain have you been drinking hard? Cos if that continues you should probably go to a doctor.
>>307459
You would probably have fatigue and maybe yellow eyes if that's the case.
Anyway I came home masturbated furiously and fell asleep with nothing but some baby carrots for dinner because I was so tired. Anyway I'm up for drinking today.
6079c0 No.307485
>>307478
Phoneposting right now hence id. Didn't drink for a week before pain. Can barely function. Might be dying. Rip.
1c6624 No.307486
>>307485
Rest in Pepporoni
c720a4 No.307488
>>307442
>native American
You mean feathernigger, right?
675836 No.307497
>>307488
Doesn't matter; I'm aleut anyway. Of course, I'm as much Ruskie as Aleut. So I only shave once a week when my friday night shadow starts getting scratchy … but I need an industrial razor because those facial hairs will NOT yield, nor bend to my will.
c720a4 No.307502
>>307497
Well I know that feel.
4f0b82 No.307505
>day after
Banana peppers in italian wraps go very badly with alcohol. At least there was no blood this morning.
I woke up to my alarm and planned to lay there for a while to try to rest shit off, since I wasn't sure if I even got sleep for the six hours I was already in there. It felt like I laid there for hours but when I decided to get up only six minutes had passed.
My kidneys feel slightly less like they're being stabbed with a serrated knife but it's still bad enough that simply walking has me looking ridiculous, limping around and writhing in pain.
Also I downed a good 1.5L of slightly stronger wine imported from spain .
1c6624 No.307506
>>307505
Are you drinking today anon? I feel kinda shitty might just be exhaustion from a long week. I'll be drinking a bit later tho
4f0b82 No.307507
>>307506
I might if I don't die first. I have the bottles already de-corked so it would be foolish to leave them be.
1c6624 No.307508
>>307507
Cool, I'm just re-installing some shit on my OS, then I'm going to fap shower and put together something for dinner, either meatballs (store-made) or meatballs and gnocchi with sauce.
4f0b82 No.307519
>>307508
STOP MASTURBATING
Somehow the kidney pain seems to have subsided, so who knows.
c720a4 No.307522
>>307519
If you don't lend your sexual energy to the great horse egregore, how will we summon pone into the real?
1c6624 No.307523
>>307519
>stop
But I only fapped like twice today.
I'm eating dinner now, decided to skip the meatballs would take to long.
4f0b82 No.307524
>>307522
I didn't say that. :^) But there are better ways to lend sexual energy than masturbating. Do you even cross-dimension sex? :^)
HI /pone/CAST
c720a4 No.307525
>>307524
I'm not in with those 'tists, they can't afford me. I've jerked it to Ponka's fat ass thousands of times now and eventually it will materialize before me, gotta be getting close.
1c6624 No.307526
>>307524
the pone/CAST is for faggots
>>307525
A S C E N D E D
Anyway I'm gonna crack into my cider after dinner has digested.
c720a4 No.307547
>>307546
>It's alcohol's fault
1c6624 No.307549
>>307546
>blaming alcohol for your problems
4db34d No.307550
>>307547
it's an easy to use, and poorly chosen coping mechanism. Also, by the time you are emotionally healthy enough to not be coping for some weakness elsewhere ... you don't really like alcohol.
That's been my personal experience with it, anyway.
>>307546
I believe you. You can do this. Get help, if you need to.
4f0b82 No.307568
>>307547
>>307549
It's categorized as a depressant for a reason, fags.
>>307550
Pretty easy to stop, just not buying the wine. Other factors? Mostly out of my control.
c720a4 No.307570
>>307550
Your personal experience. Your coping mechanism. My fourth party drug of choice.
>>307568
The way I see it you've got three possibilities here. One that you're the type of soyboy that got his shit obliterated by a tiny amount of alcohol to the point where he wanted to an hero. One that you're the type of soyboy that massively overestimated what his little self could handle and drank an unreasonable amount leading him to want to an hero. One that you're the type of soyboy that goes on a horse ass critiquing forum to attention whore using an heroism he never really had intentions to carry out. No matter what your problems with alcohol are, your main problem is that you're you.
1c6624 No.307571
>>307570
I vote option three.
anon is a faggot and needs to GTFO my thread
4f0b82 No.307578
1c6624 No.307579
2f5aaa No.307582
>>307578
the dude is seriously an obnoxious nigger but he's at least partly true in his word. alcohol amplifies emotion, if you're depressed, drinking won't change that. it isn't a "depressant" the same way meds are. the way you phrase >>307568 makes me think you're being a tad more sensible than you initially came off as, because it's true, not drinking is a solution to being drunk, but alcohol is not the problem to be addressed. i've had a few times when i became inconsolably sad because i really, really wanted to hug a pony. not the alcohols fault i want to hug a pony and not being able to makes me sad.
2b6c66 No.307585
>ITT: alcoholics trying to act hard on the internet
P A T H E T I C
1c6624 No.307587
>>307585
>drinking thread
>getting salty over alcohol
4f0b82 No.307593
>>307582
You're trying to sound deep, but you're not really saying anything different from what I was saying. Maybe certain autistic spazzes need things spelled out as clearly as you wrote it for them to understand things.
2f5aaa No.307594
>>307593
Let me put it even more slowly for you. I'll use simple words, since apparently being more literate than a first grader is "trying to sound deep" now. Alcohol does not cause depression. It is not alcohol's fault you're an angsty shit. You can not blame alcohol for your "almost suicide attempt" while drunk. Alcohol amplifies emotion. It does not create it. Don't drink while suicidal. Calling it a "demon" and trying to pin your problem on it is retarded.
c720a4 No.307595
>>307578
I'm a firm believer that every kike on the planet should be killed, it's overdue.
>>307582
I am never wrong and you are never right, come to terms with that you uppity dwarf.
4f0b82 No.307597
>>307594
>NO ACTUALLY YOU'RE WRONG HERE'S WHY
>posts exactly what I fucking said
2f5aaa No.307599
>>307597
>unironically having brain damage
>damage controlling so hard you literally delete your posts so your word can't be quoted
dumb frogposter
1c6624 No.307600
4f0b82 No.307608
>>307599
>>307600
>getting wrecked this hard by smug
>unironically using the term "frogposter"
>muh /pol/
I'd have posted a smug octavia instead but file duplication is disabled.
You're making this too easy. I had a moment of weakness two nights ago that I'm rightfully ashamed of, that I bounced back from and moved on. Meanwhile, you two and that other guy kvetched over anything negative being said about your drug of choice so hard it's reminiscent of the typical addict.Stay mad, cucks. :^)
inb4 kvetching about saging because shitflinging doesn't need to bump a thread
1c6624 No.307609
>>307608
>I had a moment of weakness
>posts pepe unironically
it checks out
4f0b82 No.307610
>>307609
>triggered by smug
1c6624 No.307611
>>307610
This is the pony drinking thread faggot.
Either start drinking or gtfo.
6f82e0 No.307617
>>307611
That's a hot pone.
e69ac4 No.307638
>>307611
Drinking cheap whiskey and thinking about watching s6 and 7 over again before the premiere of 8.
Then gotta watch the movie, fugg. Where does the movie fit into this? After S7 finale?
bf9121 No.307639
>>307585
>willingly coming into a thread to complain
PATHETIC
bf9121 No.307646
>>307442
Boy oh boy have I got a story for you anon.
>be me
>injun mutt who has injun sister and injun mother
>tfw not even half but injun nose dark eyes and skin turns copper in lighting and dark thick hair
>tfw also got irish in me
My army buds tell me once I start drinking I can't stop.
tfw my dad warned me about alcoholism but I didn't listen
My grandfather did this to me.
bf9121 No.307649
>>307646
Also I'm OP, by the way. The owner of the thread.
e69ac4 No.307651
>>307646
Gotta love that fire water, boy
bf9121 No.307660
>>307651
And that potato nigger might also be the problem. I'm basically tgis part-Injun potato nigger.
e69ac4 No.307695
File: 930950bf3da216e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 238.38 KB, 1064x1024, 133:128, 1073803__explicit_rainbow ….jpg)
>>307660
Sounds like you got the best of both worlds
1c6624 No.307830
>>307638
I'm not sure if the movie is canon
>>307660
It's the alcoholic mutt genes special
77ddf3 No.307833
>>307830
C-Come on guys, It's not bad. I only get blackout drunk sometimes.
Also why are there so many red haired, blue eyed whites or other fair haired whites and light-eyed whites who call themselves native? It really pisses me off, I know it's partly because they love the idea of the noble savage but also because they are nothing but gibs me dats niggers who want benefits and could care less about the actual native american people.
026ea7 No.307836
>>307833
>I only get blackout drunk sometimes.
That is something I've never done thus far. Shit scares me. Even at home I've wanted to try it at least once. Never did tho. How bad is the hangover from a blackout lol?
77ddf3 No.307840
>>307836
I've blacked out at least once and most times I've come dangerously close. I remember drinking raw fireball whiskey at 10 pm and the next thing I know it is 3 pm and I'm vomiting all over the floor, I have never touched fireball again.
77ddf3 No.307841
>>307836
Also hangovers from a blackout consist of nausea, shaking, dehydration and so on.
026ea7 No.307842
>>307840
>I'm vomiting all over the floor
Sounds like a pleasant experience lol.
026ea7 No.307843
>>307841
>consist of nausea, shaking, dehydration
Why are you doing this to yerself? Do you hate yourself or something? :D
77ddf3 No.307844
>>307843
I kinda do
No bulli pls
026ea7 No.307846
>>307844
Well, we all hate ourselfs here, at least to some extent. Do happy 4/8chinners exist? kek
2f5aaa No.307849
>>307846
>>307843
cuckchan, please stop posting.
026ea7 No.307851
>>307849
Neva! Fight me bitch!
However I do need to fap to some quality abdl porn right now, be back later.
1c6624 No.307860
>>307836
>How bad is the hangover from a blackout lol?
Get used to shitting firery sludge in the toilet when you finally get out of bed at 2pm covered in sweat. After that you will be painfully bloated but also massively dehydrated so consuming tonnes of liquid which you need to do will be painful. After that the stomach cramps will make it hard to eat, and when you can finally eat by the evening you will crave takeout but you will be too weak to go and get it so if you can't get it online you are 100% fucked at that point.
have fun
>>307843
>Do you hate yourself or something? :D
doesn't everyone on this board, I mean at least a little?
>>307846
This
>>307851
>adbl
you are shitposting right anon?
Also I'm thinking of drinking today maybe anons will join me later if I do.
e69ac4 No.307971
>>307860
joining you tonight. Blackout drunk is an interesting thing. Something that needs more research on.
Your subconscious takes over
fixed
2f5aaa No.307972
i am extremely, ridiculously drunk right now
you fucks on the tard discord? man.
e69ac4 No.307973
>>307972
Discord? I have never been on a discord honestly didn't know what a discord was until this board or the /pone/cast before
Fuck it. I'll take some cancer i guess.
What discord thing?
e69ac4 No.307974
2f5aaa No.307983
>>307974
i tried to drag myself along the floor to my fridge, gave up halfway and fell asleep on the spot. don't even know what discord i was referring to mate, not ignoring you. fairly certain no one was on vc in the ponecast around when i posted that, and i'm not a huge fan of those guys either so dunno.
e69ac4 No.307984
>>307983
well fuck. any drunk talk speak now? On whatever is cool?
c66233 No.308066
As I recall, this was taken in Paris. 30euros, and if I'm counting right, 14 shots of flavored vodkas.
c917ae No.308514
M8s, am I a degenerate who is gonna get gassed? Drinking tonight, Not sure I was bisexual or not, latino guy comes on to me, grabs my ass, rubs my chest hair and says he likes my hair, realize he's coming on to me, gently let him down, he doesn't get upset. He presses on later and french kisses, asking if he wants to know if I lile it, he touches my dick but I don't feel anything. He gets the hint and lays off, am I a degenerate? I'm surprised someone found me attractive.
c917ae No.308515
>>308514
also my first kiss was with a guy and I'm 21, am I fucked?.
2f5aaa No.308519
>>308514
why are you posting this in this thread? yes, if you didn't immediately feel nauseous & tell him to take a hike you are gay. epic halfchan thumbnail
a67eec No.308532
>>308514
>latino guy
Tell him that you may be gay, but you're not a dirty racemixer
c917ae No.308536
>>308532
Ehhh he tried again and I told him I don't feel very bisexual, he's come to terms with it and still thinks I'm cute.
c917ae No.308538
>>308519
>>308532
But I think he got the hint.
He even told me he'd suck me off but I still wasn't interested
This is a dark chapter in my life that I can never tell anyone IRL about. Only you faggots must know.
2f5aaa No.308558
>>308538
mate, you let a guy fucking grope & kiss you and you don't care about it other than making sure he "got the hint" that you don't want a boyfriend. there shouldn't be a 'hint' to get in the first place, the moment he started that shit you should've loudly told him off. you're either gay or very beta. or both.
dcb27e No.308562
>>308558
Kinda beta, not very bi. At least I tried a new thing, wasn't very into it so I'll stick with women.
Also if I was the most beta I wouldn't have been able to outright refuse him several times. Also it's ironic coming from a site that has boards promoting loli sex and beastiality, traps and cute bois. Calm down. At least I know if a guy likes me I'll have no problem with women, hell I've had women into me.
2f5aaa No.308566
>>308562
>a site that has boards promoting loli sex and beastiality, traps and cute bois
We also have boards that promote natsoc alongside boards that promote communism alongside boards that promote islam alongside boards that promote hinduism. What is this supposed to mean?
>calm down
I'm not mad lad. I'm impacting my words. You seem to think this is an everyday occurrence and you reacted normally. Don't project your butthurt at the logical assumption you're probably seeking someone to make your butt hurt.
dcb27e No.308572
>>308566
But I'm not looking for someone to make my butt hurt, I refused him because I tried and didn't like it. Life is about new experiences, it doesn't make you weird. Also most of the stuff you mentioned was an ideology, not sexuality. So how are you making your point? These boards are a clusterfuck of sexual desires. So you need to understand that. I already said I found out I wasn't into it. So I learned something of myself, the same way some anons here like pony porn. Which do you think is more reviled in today's world in the west, pony porn or bisexuals?
2f5aaa No.308576
>>308572
"How am I making my point"? Are you retarded or just being obtuse? This site hosts literally everything. Do you think that because we have /pol/ and /leftypol/ and /islam/ that everyone is a white nationalist marxist jihadist muslim? In under no context is it "ironic". The simple fact you're getting this incredibly defensive makes my argument for me. Why do you, or I, care which (((modern society))) hates more? "Clusterfuck of sexual desire" fucking kek mate, just stop you're making a joke of yourself. You obviously are bi.
dcb27e No.308635
>>308576
M8, I am not Bi, even if I was who cares? First you called .me gay and now I'm BI? Come on now.
2f5aaa No.308636
>>308635
You were calling yourself "not bi" in specific, mate. If you're a full blown fag, just say so.
>who cares
I mean, you seem to care honestly tbqhfamalam.
dcb27e No.308640
>>308636
I never called myself BI, faG
got, I said I wasn't very BI. What is the antonym of Bisexual? Heterosexual.
Get bent.
2f5aaa No.308642
>>308640
>antonym of Bisexual
I'd argue that it'd be asexual, really. Nah lad, for real though, you didn't tell the guy off and you've been getting extremely defensive, not to mention the odd psuedo-unrelated bits about the boards or people caring or whatnot, it's quite clear you're in the closet or 'confused' or whatever. Remember a quote I read from some shitty jpeg infograph a while back: Gays who make no effort to fight their perversions deserve the death penalty. Thing about that, is it implies if you're fighting the perversion, you realize it, and still don't cave to it you're at least above the average cum guzzler.
dcb27e No.308646
>>308642
Ehh I jack off to women and hentai girls, is that very gay?
I don't care if I was gay anyway
706d57 No.308663
I remember when this thread was about getting drunk and depressed
It was never good, it was awful but at least it had a purpose
6b9349 No.308664
>>308663
Rough, here have a qt rarara.
057e1f No.308674
>>308664
May this thread live forever until it reaches its bump limit, to be rebirthed like jesus on the cross.
c720a4 No.308735
>>308674
If I thought there was a remote chance of the scenario in that pic happening I'd be catching the front of the nearest train. Happy fucking potatonigger day, /pone/. I'm awash in schnapps right now.
6b9349 No.308736
>>308735
Whiskey atm myself.
057e1f No.310992
>>308736
rip this thread
where did all you go? Die of alcohol poisoning?!>>308736
706d57 No.311002
>>310992
ran out of alcohol… I'm not worthy
a4614e No.311438
>>298820
>one beer is 180 calories
What are you drinking? Water?
655283 No.311897
>>310992
Alcoholism is unhealthy and degenerate.
4a6813 No.312657
>>311438
I don't drink lager
>>311897
Just for you we are kicking this thread open again. Join me in a drink later fags
>>311002
buy more
5ec220 No.312682
I'm getting lit and drinking beer with my autistic friend on comfy garbage vidya, I dedicate this to season one's memory. I'm also doing it to piss off >>311897 who needs to remember what Goebbels said about his degeneracy meme.
4a6813 No.312686
>>312682
Yeah fuck that anon.
7c082d No.312694
>>312682
>>312686
>getting drunk just to spite someone
I'm sure your liver will love you.
t. seeing if I can drink to any real extent without fucking dying tonight
43dd04 No.312740
>>312694
Did you go to shleep or survived?
4a6813 No.312742
>>312740
who wants to drink today? aka in like an hour?
Cos I am.
7c082d No.312752
>>312740
Well I haven't gotten week-long hangover death, but felt like shit the following day.
ca3ffe No.313277
Well I wanted to pump da bump.
WHY CANT I GET SOBER!!!
>buys more beer
FUCK
ca3ffe No.313540
838931 No.313766
I'm four beers in and I only want two things…two talk about ponies and contemplate the transcendent joy of the eucharist. And I'm all out of…
…actually I still have plenty of both of those things. And more beer. Life is pretty good right now.
52b4e6 No.313768
>>313766
Ritual cannibalism less and drink more tbh.
103254 No.313773
>>313766
I'm 3 beers in myself, and i'm trying to lose weight for upcoming vacation plans involving horses.
(no nothing sexual. Well, not with the horses. That she knows of.)
Not catholic but I can appreciate trying to mix praying for God's blessing, with assuming the grapes of the, wait no. Grain of the field is His blessing. I mean, close enough, right?
b1435c No.318221
Oieeeee, it is the year of our Lord 2018 and I have drank enough to a) come to 8chan and b) desire most to post about ponies and sacraments! I take it not all of you are thrilled about this. My enthusiasm also wanes, as I realize I am afflicted with a curse of sorts, a sort of quasi-furry were-sacramentalism, as it were, but the good Lord uses all things for his good, no matter how profane or ridiculous, and it is in this mercy that I persevere. But unfortunately, awareness of my condition is insufficient cause to desist, and thus you all shall be subject to my hackish Photoshop work forthwith.
79ad62 No.318222
a16c97 No.318225
>last posted in this thread 6 months ago
>feels like a week ago
8eb126 No.318283
>>318225
I know is this feel.
Welp who will be joining me from a drink?
8eb126 No.318291
>>318284
Can't decide is this is too expensive or reasonable for horse semen
e28e94 No.318329
>>298808
drinking, not smoking that good good?
8eb126 No.318360
>>318329
>>318359
Everyone under the age of 25 get the fuck out. Pls and thank you
19b0e5 No.318361
>>318360
I turned 27 today, miserable little faggot.
8eb126 No.318364
>>318361
Oh so your a nigger then? That's the only explanation for doing such a degenerate drug at that age
a16c97 No.318365
>>318364
>t. someone older than 25
19b0e5 No.318368
>>318364
Project some more little brown boy.
e9fa3b No.318370
>>318360
enjoy your liver failure fgt
8eb126 No.318371
This is the drinking thread get out everyone who isn't drunk or drinking
0ceec6 No.318378
>>318364
>>318360
>>318371
>the 25 year old alcoholic boomer
19b0e5 No.318396
>>318371
Well where are you who are? I'm drinking margaritas tonight because even though beaners in bean town suck shit agave cacti are pretty cool I guess. Horsefucker alcoholics I summon you from Tartarus!
8eb126 No.318413
>>318396
Alright drink nigga I'll be on the beer in a hot minute.
but my balls ache and I kinda wanted to fap. Now I'm in that awkward holding it in phase but I have no good pr0n queued up so If I tried to fap now It would take for goddamn ever
19b0e5 No.318430
>>318413
It's now day three of my quest to completely drink this bottle of Jose Cuervo Gold, I think I have like one or two left until the finish line. Have an ancient semi-relevant meme from back when the show was still watchable.
8eb126 No.318445
>>318430
Nah nigga post more old memes they are fun. I don't buy booze unless I'm gonna drink it that day so haven't decided if I want any yet today. I haven't seen the show in a long time I just watch DWK recaps
19b0e5 No.318450
>>318445
I have roughly as much alcohol on hand at any given time as your average bar, I need it for situations like these where I look at my pony folders organized by date and Windows considers everything from 5 years ago or more as 'A long time ago'.
8eb126 No.318452
>>318450
>This show started nearly 10 years ago
Nigga this ain't fair. I drank 3 strong beers so I'm feeling comfy rn. I miss early season feels but I'm also buzzed enough to not remember specifics so that's good
19b0e5 No.318461
>>318452
All that I love is dead and after I finish this drink so will be my tequila.
8eb126 No.318475
>>318461
Drink with me sad anon
19b0e5 No.318488
>>318475
I will, I might even be right now. Although legend has it I might not be sad at the moment. I managed to squeeze a few more rounds of that tequila after all, and if I turn up my old pony tunes and concentrate I can recall those beautiful years of euphoric autism the likes of which the world may not see again.
8eb126 No.318570
>>318488
Well I'm not drinking again til at least Monday. Join me then tequila anon?
c87f97 No.318696
>>318461
>Bimshwel
Love this guy.
88d96c No.318816
Hey alcoholics. Any thoughts on this?
I'm kind of new to drinking. I only drink occasionally, probably average less than once a month and don't drink obscene amounts, but I feel like I must have built up an insane intolerance over the past year? I rarely get the good kinds of drunk anymore. Just start feeling klutzy but no good feelings. On top of that it seems that when I do finally get drunk, I need to constantly drink to keep it going. And I'm not talking about beer either, I've mostly switched to to liquor.
If I pause for 30min I feel sober again. (Though obviously I know I must still be drunk) And I've found that when I do have wine coolers they seem to make me feel sick. Nausea and headache, though beer and hard stuff is still fine. So I'm ruling out allergies to things like hops.
I don't really know what to do about it because I don't want to go through a liter of liquor just to keep up with friends when we decide to have a night of drunk Mario Party and such. Am I just overestimating the amount required to get a buzz or something?
8eb126 No.318972
>>318816
>Wine coolers
>Friends
>Once a month
Nigga you dun fucked up. Here's a pro top get two six packs of beer and just keep drinking. You'll need to stop to piss and I'd recommend some snacks so you'll have natural breaks bit keep going.
88d96c No.319212
>>318972
When I do try to get drunk I take a few shots of liquor that's about 35proof to 93proof. I'm not (usually) trying to get drunk on the coolers, but it's still a bit concerning I have a reaction with them. Especially considering that some of them taste better than straight liquor or beer if I'm in the mood for fruity stuff.