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8f56f0 (8) No.296970>>296973 >>297049 >>297064 >>297149 >>297153 >>297303 >>298923 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

>you will never hear your waifu struggle in the other room

>you will never be confused when she comes storming into your room

>you will never see her get embarrassed as she tells you she can't tie her hair up with her hooves

>you will never offer her help with your human hands

Why live????

1e7ca4 (1) No.296973>>296975 >>299438

>>296970 (OP)

>OP is a faggot

>no surprise there


6b6b33 (1) No.296975>>296989 >>297308

>>296973

>not wanting to tie up pretty pony hair

>calling OP faggot


8bb5c8 (2) No.296989>>296991

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>>296975

>Defending OP when he acts like a faggot

>Defending a mediocre shitposting thread

>Assuming everyone are mudhorses who don't have unicorn magic to tie up their hair.

What the hell are you doing fam?


112bbf (1) No.296991>>296994

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>tie up

Nah, I'll stick with braids. They look better on best horse anyway

>>296989

>jewnicorn magic

Not even once


8bb5c8 (2) No.296994

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>>296991

We can't all be useless dirtfarmers. Some of us even get educated enough to realise how incredibly unhygienic it is to eat your food using the hooves you walk around in the filth with, from a plate someone else has been carrying around in their mouth. Meanwhile, your typical degenerate applewhorse can't even figure out what a fork is for.


210d97 (1) No.296995>>296998 >>296999

I want to fuck Spike


500d4f (1) No.296998


d8d7a6 (1) No.296999>>297047 >>297106 >>297123

>>296995

The writers beat you to it.


8f56f0 (8) No.297047


aceaad (1) No.297049

>>296970 (OP)

Not with that I attitude, I won't! I won't let my dreams be just dreams!


f5fd32 (1) No.297064>>297067

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>>296970 (OP)

>assuming all of them are mudhorses

get a better bait OP


8f56f0 (8) No.297067

>>297064

Of course not

some of them are pegasi, remember?

Also what if they just don't know how to do their hair, unicorn or not?


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6f2ad2 (1) No.297123

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>>296999 (checked)


969fd0 (5) No.297149>>297154

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>>296970 (OP)

>mfw my waifu has hands

>mfw my waifu has no hair to tie anyway

Pone a shit


fff715 (1) No.297151

You can't go on

Thinking nothing's wrong…


3a7a7d (1) No.297153>>297154

>>296970 (OP)

>you will never hear your waifu struggle in the other room

that first line got me worried a bit


8f56f0 (8) No.297154>>297156

>>297149

But wouldn't you at least like to brush her? this thread is about grooming if you haven't learned that already

>>297153

lewd


969fd0 (5) No.297156>>297157

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>>297154

I can brush the lion bits if I really want to. Otherwise, there's always preening, and of course simply ruffling some feathers;.


8f56f0 (8) No.297157>>297158

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>>297156

That's quite a qt griffion mate

It would be equally as cute if a Griffin asked for you to help adjust her smooth feathers just you you can touch her


969fd0 (5) No.297158>>297159

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>>297157

Feathers require a surprising lot of maintenance. I'm sure she'd be glad for a little help.


8f56f0 (8) No.297159>>297160

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>>297158

I'm sorry if you felt left out before though, grooming your waifu no matter what race must be the most relaxing thing ever

plus anything with a fluffy ponytail with hair/feathers gets my my dick diamonds and thought I couldn't have been the only one


969fd0 (5) No.297160>>297166

>>297159

>feather ponytail

Somehow I've got an image in my mind, but I don't think I've ever actually seen one on the lot.

Rather sad. It seems like a brilliant concept. Someone ought draw that.

Closest I have is this.


8f56f0 (8) No.297166>>297191

>>297160

>short fluffy pony tail

>guns

>her kickass attitude


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>>297166

Only problem for me is the cheap anthro design. Otherwise, she'd be damn well perfect.

Always liked Gilda, to be honest. Don't know why precisely. Her mix of insecurity and outward tough persona is just cute to me, I guess. That, and I always tend to like the bad guy what doesn't really deserve to be the bad guy.


8f56f0 (8) No.297197

>>297191

Tsunderes make the best waifus


00e005 (1) No.297303>>298922

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ce1dd0 (1) No.297308

>>296975

We're all faggots here tbh


4af9ad (3) No.298922

>>297303

>calling me a faggot for appreciating pastel pony hair


201ac1 (2) No.298923>>298924 >>298929

>>296970 (OP)

>not sniffing her hair and peeing on it


4af9ad (3) No.298924

>>298923

I never said you couldnt do that…..


f9cbec (1) No.298929>>298935 >>299375

>>298923

Can I just do the first part and leave the second out?


201ac1 (2) No.298935

>>298929

It's part of a full package.


4af9ad (3) No.299375

>>298929

You can do anything you want anon, this thread is for appreciating pony hair


382528 (1) No.299385

>Imagine giving your pony a warm bath with the best soaps and conditioners and how beautiful her hair would look twirling around in the bath water

>Imagine rubbing her body down with a fluffy towel, wrapping her up in a fresh one, and blow drying her hair and tail until they're all floofy

>Imagine her laying over your lap all wrapped up and comfy, her hooves and head resting on a comfy pillow, while you brush her mane and tail, and tell her sweet nothings until she's all giggly and flustered

>Imagine her lying next to you in bed under the covers with rosy cheeks

>Imagine her resting her head on your chest with a content smile, watching you with her gloriously beautiful eyes, her lashes casting delicate shadows over her rosy cheeks, until she breaks the silence by telling you how much she loves you

>Imagine the wave of happiness and love that courses through your body like adrenaline with her words, and the smile that forms on your lips

>Imagine telling her how much you love her in return as you card your fingers through her silky locks repeatedly, lifting them into the air, and watching them gracefully slip through your fingers for a while, her eyes closed in content

>Imagine her adorably sleepy face as she yawns and blinks slowly after a while

>Imagine taking her into your arms and turning her onto her side so her velvety back is pressed up against your chest, her head enveloped in the fluffiest of pillows

>Imagine resting your head alongside hers, your face pressed into her goddess-like locks

>Imagine the heavenly perfumes that overtake your senses as you press kisses into her locks and down her neck before wishing her sweet dreams and telling her you love her again

>Imagine her velvety coat rubbing against your skin as she adjusts herself sleepily, telling you she loves you more

>Imagine running your fingers lightly over her coat in random patterns until you hear her breathing slow, and you know your precious pony is happily drifting off to dream land, and finally closing your eyes in content and holding her close as you fall asleep


e336b7 (1) No.299438

>>296973

Begone back to Reddit!

>Away with you!




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