You're plopped into Equestria as a unicorn and your special magical talent is something completely useless.What is it?

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Anonymous 07/20/17 (Thu) 20:01:59 0ac7ab No.293589

You're plopped into Equestria as a unicorn and your special magical talent is something completely useless.

What is it?

Anonymous 07/20/17 (Thu) 20:03:23 86b1aa No.293590

>>293589

Being a greentext writer

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Anonymous 07/20/17 (Thu) 20:24:11 3e30ba No.293591

special talent is C++ programming

(hint; equestria has only laste '70s style arcades)

Anonymous 07/20/17 (Thu) 20:41:08 36ca42 No.293594

Jew

Anonymous 07/20/17 (Thu) 20:49:10 58a621 No.293595

>>293594

Are you kidding? That's not useless; it's a goddamned superpower. You secretly rule the world, defeat the master race at every turn, and have a bottomless supply of oppression points.

Anonymous 07/20/17 (Thu) 21:02:06 96f4d9 No.293597

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I would say "playing the bass" due to having hooves making that impossible, but Rarity somehow played a guitar solo with hooves. I guess unicorns can actually play stringed instruments. That leaves me with… pairing wine and cheese?

Anonymous 07/20/17 (Thu) 21:16:17 df2b05 No.293598

Knowledge to find, use and mix different substances.

Anonymous 07/20/17 (Thu) 22:06:30 544b95 No.293599

>>293598

Isn't that what the zebra do naturally?

Of course that would make being an alchemist of any variety redundant, but that's not the same as useless.

I predict my talent is hearing how ponies spelled their words, so I can always catch their grammatical faux pas.

I stopped correcting them though, after the third pony gave me a black eye for being right.

>>293590

I can help that pony though. We can make an awesome team … except I bet we got dropped into different villages.

Anonymous 07/20/17 (Thu) 23:06:33 c0186b No.293601

Translation of numbers to different base structures.

For all that useful binary and hexadecimal signals ponies obviously use.

Anonymous 07/20/17 (Thu) 23:08:17 438416 No.293602

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Anonymous 07/20/17 (Thu) 23:43:47 50a702 No.293603

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Gaming.

I'd have a supernatural talent for playing computer games.

The highest high scores, longest combo's and fastest speed runs in gaming history would be easy.

But its still just computer games and not real.

Anonymous 07/21/17 (Fri) 00:23:56 b1ab38 No.293605

>>293603

How is that useless?

Anonymous 07/21/17 (Fri) 00:36:41 876fd1 No.293606

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>>293605

So many ways.

Anonymous 07/21/17 (Fri) 00:53:18 aca6ff No.293607

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making these things

Anonymous 07/21/17 (Fri) 02:26:56 0a8e7d No.293616

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>>293607

That would be a great skill to have if you find yourself needing to fill out a party guest list.

Anonymous 07/21/17 (Fri) 10:25:44 c9d67c No.293630

>>293589

Firearms.

I don't have any fucking fingers, you bastards. How do you expect me to shoot anything?

Anonymous 07/21/17 (Fri) 10:32:50 50a702 No.293631

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>>293605

Since when do unicorns need fingers to use a gun?

Anonymous 07/21/17 (Fri) 10:39:55 c9d67c No.293632

>>293631

>being a filthy magic user

I'd rather hang

Anonymous 07/21/17 (Fri) 16:48:42 50a702 No.293636

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>>293632

We can't all dream of being useless mudponies, can we?

Anonymous 07/21/17 (Fri) 20:52:57 a1f9b6 No.293640

>>293589

Porbably gayman because that's already my special useless talent. I'd beat any kid at whatever fightan arcades they have there

Anonymous 07/27/17 (Thu) 02:36:02 9475b7 No.293908

>>293589

Underwater basket weaving

Anonymous 08/17/17 (Thu) 16:47:38 c5ae45 No.294838

Highly efficient masturbation.

Anonymous 08/17/17 (Thu) 17:39:29 2d4393 No.294839

I can only cum condiments

Anonymous 08/17/17 (Thu) 18:32:07 f1877a No.294841

The ability to teleport only 3 inches at a time.

Anonymous 08/18/17 (Fri) 04:10:11 022ff4 No.294869

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>If i hold my breath my horn whistles.

Anonymous 08/18/17 (Fri) 04:40:28 076644 No.294872

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>Unicorn

>You are a weak pretentious little shit with no useful talents

Kill Jester

Kill myself

Anonymous 08/18/17 (Fri) 22:45:56 2ff64c No.294895

A mud pony with the ability to fly, but only for a foot or two and only an inch or so high.

Anonymous 08/19/17 (Sat) 00:03:41 db63ad No.294897

>>294895

Scootaloo without wings?

Anonymous 10/27/17 (Fri) 18:36:41 502574 No.299032

>>293589

I can instantly program any modern computer in Tandy Basic or DOS 2.0!

Anonymous 10/27/17 (Fri) 18:56:55 454279 No.299036

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>>293589

>Unicorn

>horseshit

Anything. I'm already useless.

sage Anonymous 01/17/18 (Wed) 04:15:55 d82eef No.303986

le lol