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▶ 0ac7ab (1) No.293589>>293590 >>293630 >>293640 >>293908 >>299032 >>299036 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

You're plopped into Equestria as a unicorn and your special magical talent is something completely useless.

What is it?

▶ 86b1aa (1) No.293590>>293599

>>293589 (OP)

Being a greentext writer

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▶ 3e30ba (1) No.293591

special talent is C++ programming

(hint; equestria has only laste '70s style arcades)


▶ 36ca42 (1) No.293594>>293595

Jew


▶ 58a621 (1) No.293595

>>293594

Are you kidding? That's not useless; it's a goddamned superpower. You secretly rule the world, defeat the master race at every turn, and have a bottomless supply of oppression points.


▶ 96f4d9 (1) No.293597

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I would say "playing the bass" due to having hooves making that impossible, but Rarity somehow played a guitar solo with hooves. I guess unicorns can actually play stringed instruments. That leaves me with… pairing wine and cheese?


▶ df2b05 (1) No.293598>>293599

Knowledge to find, use and mix different substances.


▶ 544b95 (1) No.293599

>>293598

Isn't that what the zebra do naturally?

Of course that would make being an alchemist of any variety redundant, but that's not the same as useless.

I predict my talent is hearing how ponies spelled their words, so I can always catch their grammatical faux pas.

I stopped correcting them though, after the third pony gave me a black eye for being right.

>>293590

I can help that pony though. We can make an awesome team … except I bet we got dropped into different villages.


▶ c0186b (1) No.293601

Translation of numbers to different base structures.

For all that useful binary and hexadecimal signals ponies obviously use.


▶ 438416 (1) No.293602

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▶ 50a702 (3) No.293603>>293605

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Gaming.

I'd have a supernatural talent for playing computer games.

The highest high scores, longest combo's and fastest speed runs in gaming history would be easy.

But its still just computer games and not real.


▶ b1ab38 (1) No.293605>>293606 >>293631

>>293603

How is that useless?


▶ 876fd1 (1) No.293606

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>>293605

So many ways.


▶ aca6ff (1) No.293607>>293616

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making these things


▶ 0a8e7d (1) No.293616

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>>293607

That would be a great skill to have if you find yourself needing to fill out a party guest list.


▶ c9d67c (2) No.293630

>>293589 (OP)

Firearms.

I don't have any fucking fingers, you bastards. How do you expect me to shoot anything?


▶ 50a702 (3) No.293631>>293632

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>>293605

Since when do unicorns need fingers to use a gun?


▶ c9d67c (2) No.293632>>293636

>>293631

>being a filthy magic user

I'd rather hang


▶ 50a702 (3) No.293636

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>>293632

We can't all dream of being useless mudponies, can we?


▶ a1f9b6 (1) No.293640

>>293589 (OP)

Porbably gayman because that's already my special useless talent. I'd beat any kid at whatever fightan arcades they have there


▶ 9475b7 (1) No.293908

>>293589 (OP)

Underwater basket weaving


▶ c5ae45 (1) No.294838

Highly efficient masturbation.


▶ 2d4393 (1) No.294839

I can only cum condiments


▶ f1877a (1) No.294841

The ability to teleport only 3 inches at a time.


▶ 022ff4 (1) No.294869

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>If i hold my breath my horn whistles.


▶ 076644 (1) No.294872

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>Unicorn

>You are a weak pretentious little shit with no useful talents

Kill Jester

Kill myself


▶ 2ff64c (1) No.294895>>294897

A mud pony with the ability to fly, but only for a foot or two and only an inch or so high.


▶ db63ad (1) No.294897

>>294895

Scootaloo without wings?


▶ 502574 (1) No.299032

>>293589 (OP)

I can instantly program any modern computer in Tandy Basic or DOS 2.0!


▶ 454279 (1) No.299036

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>>293589 (OP)

>Unicorn

>horseshit

Anything. I'm already useless.


▶ d82eef (1) No.303986

le lol



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