[–]▶ a80f43 (1) No.292431[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
>Discover a new breed of hero
Thoughts on new poster for the movie?
A new trailer is dropping later today also
▶ aee813 (16) No.292434
It made fun trolling on Derpibooru
▶ 0a6ae6 (1) No.292435
It looks like early-Eighties disco. That may not be a bad thing.
▶ 59d02f (1) No.292436>>292437
I still don't like the cat
▶ 8054ec (1) No.292437>>292439
>>292436
This is an MLP universe cat, goddamnit! Cats don't talk in tiny horse land.
▶ 5c89f8 (1) No.292438>>292513
Fug, I thought it was a dream when I saw that ugly furry thing.
▶ aee813 (16) No.292439>>292441 >>292493 >>292567
>>292437
But regular horses exist
▶ 5da7e4 (1) No.292441
>>292439
The top horses talk like the ponies. The middle horses are mice. The bottom horse is from some other show.
▶ cfba10 (1) No.292444>>292446
The cast list is only the special guests.
I'm not ready for a trailer.
This is going to be awful.
▶ 506ca2 (1) No.292445
I've been waiting for this movie since 2014 and yet I can't help but think it smells like a big fucking dissapointment.
▶ aee813 (16) No.292446>>292514
>>292444
Look at the credits below the logo
▶ f71138 (1) No.292453
>>292452
Unsure about this.
▶ 6b1372 (2) No.292454>>292455
>>292452
*Can we get a webm please?*
▶ 3a68e7 (1) No.292456>>292486
>>292452
>>292455
Actually not as half bad as I was expecting. I'm honestly a little hype now.
i might even catch this in theaters
▶ a9a8c7 (3) No.292458>>292479
>>292452
>ripping off the pig entrance from Angry Birds
▶ 25b15f (1) No.292459>>292462
>>292455
Ponies will be ok but the movie will turn into a cringefest every time a donut steel is on screen
▶ e22430 (9) No.292460
CGI
so much CGI
and then there is this tosser
▶ aee813 (16) No.292462
>>292459
As if the ponies aren't cringey enough
▶ 9e77cb (1) No.292463>>292478
>>292455
so what contrivance will they come up with to stop the M6 from immediately stopping the bad guys with Rainbow Power?
▶ e22430 (9) No.292464>>292487 >>292504
>>292455
Cropped out the letterboxing.
Where's Celestia and Luna during all this?
▶ e22430 (9) No.292465>>292466 >>292468 >>292504
And I don't care how edgy people thinks she is, Tempest Shadow does things to my dick.
▶ aee813 (16) No.292468
>>292465
Since everyone in the movie appears to have an Americanish accent, I'm going to assume Sia pony will have little to no actual dialogue, and'll just sing during the dance party ending
▶ 46b062 (4) No.292469>>292472 >>292474 >>292483 >>292540 >>292568
what the hell is this
what the hell is this
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING KIEIKE INFSETED SHIT IIAM AM I SEEIN G HWERE WHAT THE HELL AR E THESE NIIGEGRERS DOING JSESU S FUCKGING CHRIST SINCE DAY FUKING ONE THEEY EWER NOTHEID G BUT COPROPATE JEW NIGGER TRAASH AND THRYE STIL ARE TODAYA THA T BLIMP LOOKS LIEK IT CAME FROM A VIDDAY GAME FROM FUCKING 2004 WHAT ARE THEY DOOING THEWE EEMOTHGERER FUGSEERE EIFDIIFUCKING SKISKES I WWOO=OIL REACH BEYOND THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND INTO THE DEEPEST PIT OF FIERY DAMNATION AND REMOVE THE FORESKINS OF TEN THOUSAND DAMNED SOULS AND SHOVE THEM INTO THE THROATS OF EVERY LIVING JEW WITHIN THE CONFINES OF EVERY AMERICAN INDUSTRY AND WATCH THEM CHOKE ON THE PROFIT THEY'VE REAPED WHILST I BATHE THEM IN A GREAT SEA OF KEROSENE AND REIGNITE THE EMBERS OF OUR FOREFATHERS BOILING THEIR BODIES TO A CRISP AND GOD WILL REJOICE FOR OUR NEW BEGINNING AND PEACE AND HARMONY SHALL BEFALL OUR GREAT NATION AS IT ONCE HAS BEFORE
▶ cb833a (1) No.292470>>292496
>>292455
Oh god the cringe
▶ ca27b9 (1) No.292471>>292475
The animation switch is kinda jarring to me, but I get that they have to use something better than flash for a big-ass movie.
▶ 39e905 (1) No.292472
>>292469
That model's not great, although I wasn't expecting very much. What's the budget for this again?
>>292467
▶ fa020b (2) No.292474>>292492
idk about anyone else but the 3d parts look pretty bad, like look at the ship at around 29 seconds, it looks like someone made it in sfm using only premade assets. I still don't know about the shading, I feel like they put a blanket shade over everything based on an underwater scene and they said good enough. The jokes in the trailer are bad aka stupid jokes to make the kids laugh and I get it you gotta round them up and get them whinging and whining at the parents till they can't stand it another 2 months and give in just to get them to stop. But anyways, I'll probably still go and see it, give my shekels to hasbro because I can't have this ride end.
p.s.
>>292469 >VIDDAY GAME FROM FUCKING 2004
I somewhat agree, the first thing I thought of was 2002's hit movie Treasure Planet and by hit I mean Disney was hit with the retard stick for letting that shit go though with production.
▶ aee813 (16) No.292475
>>292471
Hasbro just didn't have the budget and resources to go CGI
▶ 58c3d0 (3) No.292476
>>292452
>>292455
This is going to suck
I can't wait!
▶ c69f3d (2) No.292478
>>292463
I assume that they are going to pretend that it never happened like they have for the past three years. That is probably for the best.
▶ c69f3d (2) No.292479>>292481
>>292458
>went to see the Angry Birds movie
Why? Do you have little kids?
▶ ad7cae (2) No.292480
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Seeing this trailer and being a fan of animated movies in a nutshell.
▶ aee813 (16) No.292481
>>292479
You're talking about MLP y'know
▶ efe759 (1) No.292483
>>292469
Capped. Your incoherent rage shall live forever.
▶ 6f6196 (3) No.292486>>292488
>>292456
Did we watch the same trailer?
>tfw your name is close to the balloon animal's, which is fitting because you feel exactly like that balloon while watching the trailer
>shitty pop music and shitty orchestral music in the same trailer
>shitty trailer pacing
>shitty, boring dialogue with shitty excuses for punchlines and shitty gags
>didn't even come remotely close to laughing
>shitty generic plot
>boring voice acting
>boring archetypal characters
>coldsteel the edgeheg is about a 6/10 on the muh dik scale
>They paid Liev fucking Schreiber to deliver that shitty line
>they probably blew half of their budget on the novelty-valley animations and 90s-tier CGI that I could've made in a fucking hour but it's okay because there's hand drawn animations guise just like your favorite anime and Western cartoons
>people in the comments are worshipping the movie already for being hand-drawn
>"real comedy"
>brony cancer getting ready for "anti-bronies" like the fucking LGBTQ crew
>there's another sa-
Hold on a second
>>>>>>>>>there's another saw movie
Don't forget,
<it's a show for little girls
But more importantly
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<at least there's no starligh-
>>292477
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ aee813 (16) No.292487
>>292464
They must have thought non-fans would go "who are those big horses who look more like princesses than the nudist midget?"
▶ ad7cae (2) No.292488>>292504
>>292486
Your criticisms are barely highschool level. Apply yourself.
▶ e22430 (9) No.292492>>292507
>>292474
I… I actually kinda liked Treasure Planet. Might just be the nostalgia talking though.
▶ 35844f (1) No.292493>>292516
>>292439
What episode are the top horses from?
They look cool.
▶ ec6af1 (1) No.292496
>>292470
I couldn't make it all the way through in one sitting tbh.
▶ e22430 (9) No.292497>>292498 >>292511
Checking if 8chan supports APNG
▶ 46b062 (4) No.292498>>292511
>>292497
How do you make apng's?
▶ a9a8c7 (3) No.292503
If the bottom horse goes through the portal, does it become a human?
Also, does it's intelligence increase or still remain in an animal-like state?
▶ 6f6196 (3) No.292504
>>292502
That's been around for a while, ever since the characters came out.
>>292464
>pic 2
>>292465
>>292494
>pic 3
>>292488 (hitlerdubs checked)
Alright, I'll humor you.
>Trailer starts out with narration laying out useless information ("I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle, and this is my home, Equestria!")
>Narration stops there
>Cheesy, contrived lines for exposition ex. "Life is perfect… I MEAN, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG" out of nowhere, "How about we start with your COMPLETE AND TOTAL SURRENDER", but not nearly tongue-in-cheek enough to be intentional
>Feels like "20% cooler", "10 seconds flat", "this is the worst possible thing" except now they're trying to appeal to a wider shit-eating audience
>A FUCKING VAMPONY
>They did a good job of picking lines with almost no cohesion and still allowing you to know who the protagonists and antagonists are within the first minute of the trailer and after the antagonist reveal we already know what the rest of the plot is
>Three style shifts within a minute
>Comedic pauses for things that shouldn't qualify as jokes ex. "Ooooh fishman just got dropped!" "Easy as pie." "Oh I love pie!"
I hope Liev Schreiber (supposedly the main antagonist) gets better lines than what we saw there.
>ON OCTOBER 6
>IT'S TIME
>TO FRIEND UP
>Also, glitter on anything is a sin
>Bad music syncing in the first half of the trailer
>They compress the shit out of the vocals; meanwhile music is at an inconsistent volume but ducking is the same throughout
>They actually duck through some of the drum hits
>Orchestra is just playing an V-i perfect cadence over and over again; nothing remotely memorable about any of the music
>The orchestral/drum/choral section isn't even the loudest part of the trailer; that's the pop music
>Lazy shadow/highlight blobs on everything instead of using actual lighting angles makes everything look like papercraft because drawings were clearly done beforehand and then rendered as flat objects in a 3D environment
>Low poly airship and columns straight out of a late 90s to early 2000s video game in the middle of a movie whose main gimmick seems to be that it's hand-drawn
>Outlines and shadows under the eyes
>Edge artifacts
>Jpeg textures
>Despite drawing everything else they couldn't draw the airship and the tower falling apart
I feel like this is another one of those Princess Cadence decisions.
>pic 4
That's a nice shot.
▶ fa020b (2) No.292507
>>292492
That was the same for me till I rewatched it like a year ago, it was so bad I don't think I finished it.
▶ 650ae5 (1) No.292508
>>292455
Doing gods work, anon
>dat donut steel villain
And its shit
▶ e22430 (9) No.292511
>>292498
http://apngasm.sourceforge.net/
ApnGasm if you're working with source material with more than 256 colors, but you need to convert each frame into individual PNG files first, and at least in the case with >>292497 the file it produces has a visual glitch on the final frame when displaying on Chrome.
http://gif2apng.sourceforge.net/
Or use gif2apng, does exactly what it says on the tin.
▶ bedb8e (1) No.292513
>>292438
stop lying to yourself, this is an handsome cat.
▶ 7738e7 (1) No.292514>>292521 >>292529
>>292446
Oh, yes, there they are. In teeny tiny font.
>>292455
<Holy shit that CG is fucking awful. Is there a chance it could be improved before the film is released? Probably not right?
<Some of the 2D animation looks good (Pinkie falling), but most of the time, everything looks blurry and indistinct to me. I think it's all the extra shading and lighting. Though, perhaps its' because I'm so used to seeing the clean flash animation. Buildings especially look shit. And yes I watched it on youtube too for higher quality.
<Oh god the dialogue…
<Fish&Bird times is Hasbro's mandate isnt it? Probably will just be middle-filler until they get back to Canterlot. Hasbro can't pull an '87 Transformers the Movie and kill everyone off, so they demanded a whole cast of new characters and playsets. Obviously I get it, I just wish by some miracle it weren't so.
<That's the one clip they show of the big bad? Kinda makes me wonder if he's actually the big bad, and it'll really be Tempest. Or not and she'll be reformed. Possibly both.
<Sia is just there for the shameless Dreamworks™️ dance ending.
<Trailer shows most of the movie, including beginning, middle and end, but that's every trailer these days.
<Special guest voices filled with niggers gets special billing.
Looks better than Equestria Girls though. At least this has the pretense of adventure, action and danger, and includes the actual ponies. It's sad that's an improvement.
Maybe if I can get used to the art style, and the dialogue isn't as bad as the trailer, it might be watchable. Maybe there will be some good porn…
▶ aee813 (16) No.292516
▶ 46b062 (4) No.292521
>>292514
>Maybe there will be some good porn…
The only good thing to come from this movie.
▶ 78b09c (1) No.292529
>>292514
>At least this has the pretense of adventure, action and danger, and includes the actual ponies.
At least it is not set in a high school. Good-fucking-god that was a stupid idea. I could have overlooked the inane story, the baked potato of a love interest, the godawful pop music, the lazy plot contrivances, and even the awful character designs if the setting had not been so profoundly inappropriate for the characters. We get it; the suits thought that combining popular shit like ponies, Monster High, and Glee was a sure-fire way to make money. That is why marketing should not be giving creative input.
▶ 43d0b7 (1) No.292532>>292558
Maybe I'm just insane, but every time they're shown with any sort of highlighting, especially against the CG backdrops, it reminds me of someone going all out with the bevel/emboss setting in Photoshop.
▶ 744618 (1) No.292540>>292542 >>292560
>>292469
newfag
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCKLORD OF ALL THE FUCKS EVER GIVEN IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE OF FUCKED-UP FUCKING MOVIE DESIGNERS IS THIS
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT WHY DID THIS HAPPEN
IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING PLAYSTATION CUTTSCENE?!? HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT I REMEMBER SEEING SHITPOST THREADS DISCUSSING THIS INEVITABLE PIECE OF CRAP AND I FELL ASLEEP EVERY NIGHT PRAYING THAT THESE ASSHOLES WOULD NEVER STOOP TO A LEVEL THIS LOW AND I BELIEVED THESE JEWS LIKE THE HASDRONE AND IT WAS AS IF THIS WHOLE TRAILER IS MAKING ME FEEL BETTER OF MYSELF AND PROMISE ME THAT IT'S ALL GOING TO BE OKAY TO JUST AT THE END SHOUT AT ME TO FUCK OFF AND FALL OFF A BRIDGE. HOLY SHIT WATCHING THIS MADE ME FUCKING SHIT MY PANTS. DO YOU THINK I'LL FALL FOR THE BULLSHIT YOU ASSHOLES KEEP THROWING AT ME SEASON AFTER SEASON AFTER SEASON, RUINING AND TRAMPLING ON THE SHOW THAT I USED TO LOVE?! THE FUCK I WOULD, AND I WOULD'VE KNOWING THAT THEY'D NEVER DO THIS. NOTHING AND ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING AS MADE ME MORE PISSED THAN THIS. NOTHING.
SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOT TO SAY TO YOURSELF AS LIFE THROWS SHIT AT YOUR SORRY-ASS FACE "AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH THIS? AM I WILLING TO LIVE ON THROUGH MY CRAPPY-ASS LIFE KNOWING THAT I SUBMIT COMPLETELY TO IT?" WELL HERE'S WHAT I SAY TO THE END OF THIS FUCKING EPISODE.
NO. FUCKING NO.
HASBRO GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE I AM FUCKING THROUGH WITH THIS MOVIE, THROUGH WITH IT. GOODBYE, MY LITTLE FUCKED-UP 3D-SHIT PONY. GOODBYE.
▶ 6f6196 (3) No.292542
>>292540
you're a fag. this is a special level of shittery that requires much more than a semi-stale pasta
▶ aee813 (16) No.292548>>292559
Did they make the butts smaller so cinema employees won't have to mop jizz for a children's movie?
▶ e22430 (9) No.292558
>>292532
You're not crazy, it bothers me as well.
▶ f4ab0b (1) No.292559>>292565
>>292548
They're making them more like the toys.
Remember, if the movie flops, it doesn't matter so long as the merch sales which (not counting EQ stuff) hasn't been all that good.
▶ 46b062 (4) No.292560
>>292540
I genuinely wish that was still funny. At least I was creative, "old fag".
▶ aee813 (16) No.292565
>>292559
If the movie flops there won't be another movie
▶ 2566df (1) No.292567
>>292439
I like to think sunset shimmer sucks horse's cocks when no one is looking.
Not the first time it happens, my church's pastor was caught once doing it!
▶ bcfa30 (1) No.292568>>292607
>>292469
this thing needs a name!
▶ 21ffe2 (1) No.292606>>292634
God the more I see of this shit the worse it gets, fuck the animation looks so bad and that should be the part that is at least good with this piece of shit
▶ 58c3d0 (3) No.292607
▶ 11d6b3 (1) No.292634>>292638
>>292606
They should've stuck with the original animation style. It's what they're familiar with. Also, they wouldn't need to throw in half-ass 3D models and animation to make up for the extra animation costs.
▶ aee813 (16) No.292638
>>292634
It's the same reason they have "celebrity" voice talent: to justify making it a feature film, rather than an extended episode or EqG thing
▶ 8f821e (1) No.292645
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Kraut version. Some extra scenes
▶ 53cebd (1) No.292674>>292676
>>292452
>2d animation on a cgi background
for what purpose
▶ aee813 (16) No.292676>>293354
>>292674
It looks more "cinematic" than toddler Flash cartoon on channel 3677
Just wondering, did you want them to create something more akin to Trolls or Smurfs?
▶ effebe (1) No.292678>>292679
So I guess the whole cosmos and the alicorn orginis leaked email were false?
▶ aee813 (16) No.292679
>>292678
More likely an early pitch that confounded Sony. Honestly if I was an executive I would ask much of the same questions.
▶ 60915c (1) No.292689
i really like the look, pinkie (the best of the mane 6) is still a qt, as always
the new villian is a qt and new waifu material.
but sea ponies?
ITS TIME TO STOP
▶ 800a20 (5) No.293330>>293345 >>293352 >>293356 >>293424
I guess when you're not on children's television, you can reference "Coconut Martinis"
▶ 453a86 (2) No.293345>>293346 >>293352
>>293330
Is it just me or does Queen Novo's bio read like a setup for a clop fic?
<She likes hitting the booze and getting "massages" from a squid
I guess she likes the tentacles…
▶ 588969 (1) No.293346>>293352
>>293345
A squid named Jamal. She likes dat BBC.
▶ b7cece (1) No.293352
>>293330
>>293345
>>293346
>Jamal
>Queen Novo
ATLANTEANS N SHIIEEET
>>293331
>Caper, a smooth-talking (and singing) con-artist, was once a swanky aristocrat living the high life with pride and dignity.
WE
>To make ends meet, he relies on his wit and charm, distracting unsuspecting victims from his quick hands and swift tail.
<Capper's crimes aren't driven by malice.
<At his core, he feels a deep insecurity at his fall from grace, and believes his appearance dictates his status.
Fucking niggers.
<her deep belief in the values about which she sings.
kek
▶ 8291ac (1) No.293354
>>292676
I know that I would have prefered hand-drawn everything like the original MLP movie.
▶ bdd29e (2) No.293356>>293359 >>293382
>>293330
>they had the chance to call them hippocampi
>but five year olds are retarded and Seaponies™ is already a thing so they didn't
this irks me to no end
▶ 33e58b (1) No.293357
>>292455
I live the way the ponies look now, feels a bit more real. I'm pretty sure it's still going to be shite though.
▶ 800a20 (5) No.293359>>293382
>>293356
Sounded too similar too hippogriff, maybe?
▶ 453a86 (2) No.293382>>293383 >>293387
>>293359
Apparently they used to be hippogrifs, so it would have made sense.
>>293356
The show has Ahuizotl's Arimaspi's and and Orthros. None of these have been too obscure to have their proper names. Why not Hippocampi?
▶ bdd29e (2) No.293387
>>293382
>The show has Ahuizotl's Arimaspi's and and Orthros
and little girls arent gonna be playing with toys based off of those
▶ 32109f (1) No.293424
>>293330
Neat, hippogrif, never thought I'd see one of them.
>>293331
Capper is either going to be awesome or completely insufferable, there's no middle ground for him.
▶ fe082c (1) No.295733>>295736
I guess this movie is non-canon just like Equestria Girls, right?
▶ 8016ab (1) No.295736
>>295733
In that nothing will be acknowledged on the show, yes
▶ fd9ef0 (1) No.295737
>>294179
>Instant baby doll
Hitting two birds with one stone.