I'm about to roll a big fat doobie of this really expensive delicious weed.
LOL @ YOU BEING AFRAID OF POT
You claim you are afraid of pot because it makes you hear voices in your head…
You claim the voices are demons whispering in your ears…
Apparently, your bodyguard Jesus isn't very intimidating, becauseYou're still terrified of the demons
But you continue to drown your fears and alcohol every night, A full-fledged uncontrolled embarrassing alcoholic
BUT YOU ADMIT THAT YOU STILL HEAR DEMONS WHISPERING IN YOUR EARS ALL THE TIME
Why don't you just be an adult, and simply admit YOU'RE NOT COOL ENOUGH TO SMOKE POT