188767 No.382583
RE: killcen's new "Bunker" concept
killcen, you should ask Ashley for some basement dwelling tips
like how many millions (tens of millions) of mold spores is advisable to inhale per day…
and what's the best time to sneak upstairs and raid the fridge
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188767 No.382584
by the way, when you SMELL MOLD, that's actually not the mold…
100% true
the actual fungus is mycelium
it has no moldy smell
the part you smell is the final stage:
THE SEX….
it's the fungal sex process
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188767 No.382585
it's like plants pollinating
or humans ejaculating
or fish spawning
it's the REPRODUCTIVE organ
the spores
by the time you can smell spores
you've already been inhaling TENS & TENS OF MILLIONS of microscopic particulates….
coating your lung walls
dark warm and moist
killcen?
I know you're 74
but I'm gonna tell you
the same thing I tell Ashley:
GET OUT OF THAT DAMN BSSEMENT
McDonald's is hiring
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188767 No.382586
>>382583
if your daughter catches you stealing her food out of the fridge, do what Ashley does to her mother :
physically assault her and blame her for giving birth to you
then run back down there with her food
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188767 No.382587
>>382583
I guess since you're in the basement like Ashley, you'll be bumming cigarettes soon?
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188767 No.382588
>>382583
I wonder how many days it'll take your daughter & her husband to realize they haven't heard you make any noise, and find you down there dead…
sitting in that chair, with your pants unzipped, and a Laverne & Shirley VHS tape playing on a loop
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188767 No.382589
>>382583
you're correct about one thing, though
the end is near, alright…..
at least for YOU it is
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188767 No.382590
>>382583
instead of a funeral, would it be cheaper for them to just pump the basement full of wet concrete, with you still in that chair?
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