Rewind back to the 1970s. The age of rock 'n roll, the Vietnam war, Watergate scandal debates and some great television shows. Laverne & Shirley was one I used to watch from time to time staring Penny Marshall and Cindy Williams. Both talented and sexy females. Never mind "Lenny and Squiggy" (Michael McKean and David Lander) who really kept that show afloat having exceptional talent hilariously antagonizing and grossing out the girls.
If you could rewind history and choose to spend one day with both Penny Marshall and Cindy Williams, what would you do with them?
Now before you answer that, I know 99% of men would absolutely say "a three way!" and I get it, of-course. But lets just say that were out of the question…. what would you really like to do with the girls?
Now I know I'm going to be mocked and ridiculed as fucking crazy, a goon. Maybe I am. I've always had this strange re-occurring dream of me hanging out with these two girls. I never remember much, but at one point I always start pouring whiskey all over their bodies. Not nude, and not in a sexual manner. I tend to pour whiskey on both Penny Marshall and Cindy Williams, and then I start rubbing my head against them for whatever reason. It's nothing sexual, it's rather bizarre. For some reason if I could rewind history and could hang out with the two, I'd want to get them drunk as I fucking could. I'd soon-after grab two bottles of whiskey, pour it all over them, tackle them both to the nearest couch while I wiped my cranium all over their whiskey-soaked bodies. And honestly it baffles me, it really does. I cannot even begin to explain myself.
I can now say this because both of these girls have passed away and I need to clear my God-forsaken bad conscience.
