HEY KILLCEN :
All joking and trolling aside.. there's something I want to tell you
There is somebody who posted a link to another image board in /random/ and I wanted to go troll some video game sissies neo-nazis and Trump supporters.. and when I clicked on the link, I inadvertently found myself in the most disgusting God damn website.. it's an image board that's filled with the worst unimaginable child pornography… I am talking about some really gross stuff.
It was horrifying!! You wouldn't believe the images they are uploading on that disgusting site…
I'm not even going to say the content, because it's simply heartbreaking..
ANYWAY…. I told them I was going to report them to the FBI and other federal law enforcement agencies, and they thought I was joking around.
as you already know :
I WASN'T JOKING!!
so… I contacted the FBI field office in Atlanta, and I spoke with a special field agent.. I also filled out the online form with the complete URL and pertinent details..
And I just got off the phone with the Department of Homeland Security HSI investigation division….
I DID MY DUTY AS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN
Unbelievable!.. dude, let me explain something to you…
You know I am a troll and I give you a hard time.. I say things specifically designed to bother you, because that's what trolls do.. I realize you think I don't like you, but that's not true..
I indeedDOlike you (even though you are insane)
So let's put aside the trolling nonsense for a minute, and talk friend to friend
One old school American citizen to another
If I could have, I would have jumped through the screen, and strangled these motherfuckers who were posting these disgusting pictures…
Quite honestly, I've never seen anything so horrifyingly heartbreaking in my life…
I know there are a lot of freaks out there who enjoy weird sexual stuff, but child pornography is heartbreaking.. it's not even sexual. It's just disgusting cruelty.
I can't UNSEE those images!!
Right now I wish I could drink a bottle of Scotch and get so drunk but my mind would go numb
Right now, I would allow somebody to perform electroshock therapy on me, if it would make those images disappear from my mind…
To be candid with you, it kind of sent me into a profoundly agitated manic state
I wish it was legal to murder the perpetrators, but since it's not legal, as they say, "never take the law into your own hands, just call law enforcement"
The worst part is knowing even in the best case scenario, it will still take time for the federal authorities to investigate the situation, and to take any action.
I am fucking furious right now!!
I've got steam shooting out of my ears
In fact, I am so Disturbed over the images they are posting, I was suddenly compelled to reach out to you and to tell you I actually have a lot of respect for you, sir
You are a good dude. You are old-fashioned, like me.. yes, you are completely fucking insane, but you are a good man…
I just wanted you to know that although I poke fun at you all the time, I'm just joking
I know sometimes it doesn't seem like a joke, because I do my best to make it seem like I'm being serious
But when I insult you, I'm not actually being serious
I'm simply trying to push your buttons and piss you off.. I hope you understand I don't actually mean the words I say to you (unless I'm saying that you are completely fucking insane, because I definitely Think you are a fucking lunatic)
anyway… I love you, dude… even though you like Slim Whitman and The Ropers
