/pnd/ - Politics, News, Debate

>>379714

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Apparently, you don't seem to realize Ashley Nicole Schneider is perhaps the ugliest female you'll see this year.

Suggesting that ANYBODY would actually want to have sex with Ashley proves that you don't have a clue who's in here and who's not in here

>>379716

BREAKING NEWS!!!

you're so ubiquitously stupid, but you don't realize there's only three people in here:

1: Ashley

2: ME

3: YOU

Speaking of not having a job and not being able to afford internet service, because you don't have any money, so you live in your mommy's spare bedroom:

what's up, mooch?

>>379716

ANIME…. GORE…. REPEATS THE WORD "SHIT" FOR SHOCK VALUE

Obviously doesn't have a job, because he's sitting on his ass during a work day

And if he doesn't have a job, obviously he can't afford to pay RENT

Without any money, obviously he can't afford to pay for ELECTRICITY…

or even FOOD…..

Because he doesn't have a job, and he doesn't have any money

ANIME…. GORE…. REPEATS THE WORD "SHIT" FOR SHOCK VALUE….

Not only does he live in his mother's spare bedroom, but he's also never seen a vagina in real life OBVIOUSLY

>>379719

lol @ you being SO new, that you don't know who or what I am

LOL @ YOU NEVER SEEING A VAGINA IN REAL LIFE!!!

>>379722

Imagine not being self aware and projecting this fucking hard

STAY COOL, NIGGERFAGGOT'

>>379721

I bet your mother was furious at the mods when you got banned from 4chan

no ?…..

You haven't told your mother yet?

>>379723

AGAIN : obviously,YOUcan't afford internet service

LOL you still live with your mother

>>379724

SAID THE REDDITSPACER WHO ENJOYS SUCKING HIS OWN MICRODICK WHO NEVER FELT A PUSSY IN HIS ENTIRE NIGGERKIKE LIFE LOLOLOLOL

Oy Vey…!!

The ADL doesn't pay you enough to mald about your fat bitch around here you nigger

Stay mad

>>379727

NO JOB…….

NO MONEY…..

NO APARTMENT…..

NO GIRLFRIEND……

You're basically on the same level as the average seven-year-old girl

>>379727

you CANT FUCK….

you CAN'T FIGHT….

you CAN'T PAY BILLS….

youAREa little girl!!

HOW NEW YOU ARE :

☆ you don't realize who I am

☆ you don't realize WHAT I am

☆ you don't even know my wife's name

☆ you thought I was fat

hahahahaha!!!!

AGAIN: I DIDNT STUTTER:

YOU CANT FUCK

YOU CANT FIGHT AND,

YOU CANT SUPPORT YOURSELF

>>379730

You NEED medication

You NEED euthanasia

You NEED to blow your brains out

WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET ABOUT A LANDWHALE DUMPING YOU RABBI?

>>379731

lol I'lI be sure to share your UNEMPLOYED THEORIES with my wife, dumbass

>>379732

HOW your inability to realize that your self awareness is fucking hilarious

*Apparently

*You think

*That if

*You write it

*On the internet

*That it's

*The truth

GET OUT OF THE BASEMENT OF YOUR MOMS CRACKDEN YOU STUPID NIGGERKIKE LOL

>>379733

GOOD NEWS!!

my wife just said to ask you how much last month's UTILITY BILL was…..

(because your mother pays all the bills in her little house, and you sit in her spare bedroom, oblivious to how much money she has to pay for you to sit on the internet)

>>379734

WHERE IS ANY CONCRETE PROOF OF YOUR WIFE THAT ISNT GETTING RAILED BY MUHAMMAD YOU LYING FAGGOT

>You have zero evidence or a photo of your home and wife

Nigger you are more full of shit than the soiled diaper you are wearing you gigantic like

>>379735

lol you're THE stupidest idiot who has ever stumbled into my board

>>379736

GOOD NEWS!!

Your schizophrenia doesn't count

Prove everyone wrong by posting a photo of you and your wife's faces you gay retard

>>379738

>Uses a movie poster as proof

HAHA WOW I GUESS YOU SHOWED ME YOU GAY RETARD

>>379737

my wife just said "of course no woman wants a guy who lives with his mommy. he doesn't even have a job, so he can't afford a date at McDonald's"

MOVIE POSTER hahahahahaha

>>379741

>Still thinks the voices in his autism riddled brain = his non-existent wife

Prove her existence you fat faggot

>>379743

AGAIN: she said YOU CANT AFFORD TO TAKE A GIRL TO MCDONALDS

Because you don't have a job, Mommy's boy

>>379743

movie poster, huh ?…. LMMFAO

>>379745

YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF YOUR WIFE'S EXISTENCE DO YOU? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>379746

I'm waiting you dumb FAGGOT :^)

>>379746

Your sentence structure is as bad as a horny pajeet on FACEBOOK

Still waiting on proof of your wife's existence you nigger

>>379747

Also, ellipses don't work. ….. Like the way you. … . .. THINK THEY do

You redditspacing kike

>>379751

HAHAHA OH FUCKING WOW

Still not good enough NIGGER

Post a video of your wife and address the camera directly.

>>379751

Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

You're full ofPIGSHIT.

lol @CAN'T SUPPORT YOURSELF

>>379751

Well, nigger? You gonna address this thread with your wife directly into the camera or not?

Go ahead and prove everyone wrong you dumb cunt hahaha

>>379754

YOU HAVE NO FUCKING VIDEO PROOF OF YOUR NONEXISTENT WIFE BECAUSE YOU ARE A LYING GAY NIGGERFAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>379758

Why the fuck you lyin

Why you always lyin

Mmhmmm oh my god

STOP

FUCKING

LYING

Where's the video of your wife addressing the camera about this thread, nigger? :^)

If Only You Knew How Deeply you're inserting your own foot into your mouth right now

Guaranteed, you will eventually turn around and retrospect and realize exactlyhow stupid you sound right now

But until that day arises, here you sit, oblivious to who you're even talking to, or what I am..

That's the hilarious part

You stupid stragglers always stumble in here, with your tail between your legs, failures who allowed themselves to be banned from 4chan…

but even the STUPIDEST of them quickly learn what's going on here on this board

Even the slowest of them quickly realizes who I am and what I'm here on my board

☆☆☆☆☆☆ but not YOU ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

nope….. not you

>>379758

Lies, lies, sweet lil' lies …

TICK TOCK, WE ARE ALL WAITING FOR YA, NIGGER

>>379760

Still no proof, nigger.

>>379759

Of course, you're unfamiliar with a thing called EMPLOYMENT

So when I tell you my wife is a registered nurse who had to be clocked in at 4:00 p.m., who was walking out the door and kissing me goodbye when she jokingly told me, " tell that loser no woman wants a guy who lives with his mother. He can't even afford McDonald's", it will seem alien to you because you don't know what it's like having a job…

Believe it or not, not everybody lives in their mommy's spare bedroom like you

Also, any of the regulars in here would be laughing so hard right now, becauseyou're the only one who doesn't realize how many videos my wife and I have on PornHub

When you're talking my wife and I making videos, you don't seem to realize the comical nature of what you're saying

>>379762

I'm afraid the burden of proof is uponyou, not me

Because you're the only one who doesn't realize what my wife's name is

>>379761

AGAIN, DUM DUM:

YOU are the ONLY ONE who doesn't know my wife's name

hahahahaha!!!

even dipshit Ashley knows my wife's name

>>379764

>>379763

Man oh man, now you resorted to copypasting?

Sheeeeeyit, niggy, I didn't know you were THAT mad. But aside from the hilarious (alleged) admission to you being this board's supposed equivalent to iDubbbz and Anisa? I'm still calling your bluff.

The burden of proof of a video of your wife directly addressing this thread is still on you, you lying faggot.

Tick.

Tock.

Since you're the only idiot I've seen in my boardwho doesn't even know my wife's namethen obviously, THE BURDEN OF PROOF IS ONYOU, little man

>>379765

Besides, why would I know the name of someone WHO DOESN'T EXIST?

>>379767

Tick tock, nigger.

Tick tock.

hshahahaha

you're EGG ZACK LEE

like a little girl

You don't behave like any dudes that I've ever hung out with in my life.. I had real life friends I've known for over 45 years, tons of buddies from when we were teenagers

and NONE of them behaved like you

You behave like a woman

A very immature woman

>>379770

HAHAHAHAHA

Still waiting, nigger.

>>379770

Also, having a meltdown in a poorly formatted paragraph format isn't the proof I directly asked for.

Tick tock. :^)

>>379769

by the way….

I guess this would be inappropriate time to mention some observations I've made about you:

They're not very good

1: you're an edgy tryhard, Mr "shockvalue"

2: you have ZERO shock value

3: absolutely NONE

4: in fact, quite the opposite

5: saying "shit", posting downloaded gore, using trendy terms like "autism" and "nigger" make you look like a CHILD

6: a weak, powerless child

7: with no job

8: and no money

9: but he's online

10: translation: mommy's spare bedroom

>>379771

RE: STILL WAITING

yes….. yes, you ARE………

hahahahaha!!

>>379771

Nothin' gets past you, does it?……

you're an OBSERVANT one

aren't you?

>>379773

WHERE'S THAT VIDEO IF YOUR WIFE ADDRESSING THIS THREAD, BUDDYBOY?

T i c k

T o c k.

I've never met a successful, self-confident man who gets pussy that ever needed to rely on "shock value"

Not even afeeble ineffectual ATTEMPTat shock value, like the adorable little fagshow you have performed today…

The stupid Gore imagery and repeating the childish term "TAKE A SHIT" 50 times was reminiscent of a 4-year-old at the dinner table, repeating the word "POOPIE!!" over and over, trying to "shock" the adults….

So forgive me when I say it fell flat on its face

But you don't behave like a successful self-confident man who gets pussy

And obviously, you're not much of a man at all

So it's understandable why stupid shock value would seem so important to a try-hard like you

>>379776

Well, what can I say?

Being ex-military does have its benefits when it comes to observational reconnaissance.

≥inb4 your retarded ass says "WEREZ DA EBIDENCE UB DAT"

Nah man, the only one around here needing to prove validation of their existence directly is you and your non-existent wife whom is apparently known byeight billion people on this fucking planet.

Tick tock, civilian shitheel.

>>379777

You don't any buddies, obviously

and by the way… I'm the MAN, andyou're the boy

The boy who lives with his mother, obviously

The boy that downloads Gore, but can't get laid

>>379780

Can't even humor me with an AI video of your non-existent wife with an AI voice addressing this thread, can you, retard?

>>379779

lol @ your fantasies……

But interestingly enough, being unemployed is a common drawback of joining the military

Because they don't any discernible skills

They're all just human garbage

The only reason they joined the military is because their parents didn't save a college fund for them

That's why everybody in the military is either white trash or a stupid fucking nigger, which is basically the exact same thing

that's right….. those low IQ idiots didn't have what it took to go to college, and their parents didn't love them enough to save a college fund

So it was either get a job at McDonald's or join the Army

Human garbage

They didn't learn anything in the military, so once they finally chickened out, they didn't have any skills

They have no discernible skills or education

So they can't find a job

Nobody feels sorry for them and nobody wants to hire them

>>379781

Oh I will post a video of her making a fucking fool out of you, and that's guaranteed

And that's just the beginning.. it'll become much more embarrassing as time goes on, you'll see

But I'll do it on my own time

I'm afraid you'll just have to stick around

>>379782

Say, that's a pretty nice living room you got there.

Didn't you mention once or twice that you wanted to get it freshly painted sometime especially around the wall behind the couch?

I bet I could help you real quick with that. :^)

The stupidest idiots always gravitate to the military, because they're so dumb, they actually thought it was "better than McDonald's"

But what do you expect from a family lineage of low IQ mediocre White trash?

They are so stupid, they actually think joining the military is less embarrassing than flipping hamburgers at McDonald's

At least the niggers at McDonald's are learning actual tangible skills

People who join the military have absolutely no skills whatsoever, before or after their "service"

(and I use the term "service" jokingly)

Because they're just lazy mooches, who didn't serve anybody

☆☆☆ "SUPPORT THE TROOPS" ☆☆☆

(they don't have jobs, and CANT SUPPORT THEMSELVES)

>>379785

Yeah, real cute bud, but you mind just moving just an inch or two to your left?

That would be real great, pal. ;^)

>>379784

lol @ no woman ever seeing your dick

see, here's the reason it's so funny:

If you could get pussy, you would be getting pussy, but you're not

Understand?

The fact that you're not getting any pussy proofs that you CAN'T

Which means it's not your decision

. and that's why it's so funny

Because no woman will fuck you

>>379786

Literally 4 billion women on planet Earth… but you can't even find ONE of them who find you even vaguely attractive or even slightly interesting, by the farthest stretch of the imagination

That's actually disturbing

You can't even find ONE mediocre or desperate woman?

I'm guessing they can do better?

honestly?……………..

I'm not being mean here, and I'm not "insulting you"….

I'm just being honest….

honestly?……….

That almost seems impossible to me

It's almost like you would have to go out of your way to NOT have at least one girlfriend at any given moment

Because do the math

>>379787

Ah, damn birds…

Sorry, bud, I can't help you repaint that back wall of yours right now, I'm gonna have to reschedule that for another time.

My ride's here anyways, so I'm heading back…but don't you worry, bud, my bro here assured me that he'll be keeping an eye on you from now on. ;^)

My suggestion? Be careful who you talk to for the next few years. :^)

Even the stupidest, ugliest, flat broke losers get pussy

>>379792

Obviously you're not sexually attracted to females

>>379792

because even STUPID GREASY NIGGERS get pussy

>>379792

even the UGLIEST STUPID FUCKING LOSERS get pussy

>>379793

Aw, don't be sad, I know that fresh coat of red paint won't be applied to your wall today, but one of my buds here will definitely help you with that sometime instead.

I'm off to go fishing, but it was nice talking to ya, civilian. But I promise, the boys and I will be seeing you real soon in that bachelor pad of yours to help redecorate.

Count on it 'til your last breath.

>>379792

I see complete fucking losers out there with HOT GIRLFRIENDS every god damn day

I'm talking about some REAL LOSERS

And they'll have hot girlfriends.. everybody sees them, including you

We see them at grocery stores. We see them at red lights, in their car having fun and laughing, we see them at restaurants and in city parks and in department stores…

Happy together..

Complete fucking losers, niggers, pics, kikes, arabs, even down syndrome guys get pussy

>>379797

AGAIN : EVEN DOWN SYNDROME RETARDS GET GIRLFRIENDS

>>379798

Shhhhh, it's okay bud, don't cry now.

Things will be fine for now. ;^)

>>379797

but NOT YOU, right?…………..

Obviously.. you're different

Obviously, you're not sexually attracted to females

>>379800

But there's nothing really surprising about that.. closet homosexuality goes hand in hand with unemployed adult males who can't afford to pay rent, and who still live with their mothers

>>379801

Pretty nice lil' town you live in, by the way.

You ever went to the bakery that just opened up on main Street?

God, I can't wait to pick up some of that damn good fresh bread that they said they'd have ready for me in a few minutes…

>>379800

I'm guessing the real issue at hand is

FEAR

Of course you'll deny that you are afraid of rejection, but everybody knows the truth

Show me a man without a girlfriend and I'll show you somebody who'sterrified of rejection

AGAIN: if you could, you already would

>>379803

I've never really heard anybody call Atlanta a "little town" before….

I'm guessing you don't get out much?

>>379803

You're obviously terrified of rejection by females, because if you weren't, you would already haveat least onegirlfriend

>>379803

I'm guessing you're afraid she's going to laugh when she sees your little penis?

>>379803

Again, I've never met a man without a girlfriend who wasn't terrified of rejection.. they're simplycowards

Obviously, the source of you're overwhelming fear must revolve around your diminutive genitalia?

>>379804

Woah, easy there bud, I never knew you swing that way, but I am not interested.

Though, that bald spot of yours from that distance…

Well, my ride just stopped in front of the bakery, and just in time after their coffee break too!

I know you are upset, but hey, again, one of my buddies here will take care of you soon enough. :^)

YOUR*

Please forgive any speech to text typos

Mr shock value has a tiny penis, because he's actually Mr scaredy pants

FEAR OF REJECTION :

I'll take your word for it.. if you think she'll laugh at your penis, you're probably right

just relax, dumbass.. don't be afraid.. just accept the fact that she's probably going to laugh at you, either way

but you've got SO MANY embarrassing idiosyncrasies and flaws, it's highly unlikely your tiny penis is going to be the reason she laughs

>>379810

Tisk tisk, that projection and anger of yours really ought to be seen to sometime, bud.

But hey, you were lucky this time…afraid you won't be the next.

You just suffered through yet another lonely weekend without a life companion or sexual partner

Just like EVERY weekend

But at least you've got that edgy shock value, right?

And of course here you sit on monday, without a job, and no goals

The disenfranchised lonely misunderstood shock value guy

Only five more days and the Weekend begins all over again

But he's not out there laying the groundwork for a girlfriend

>>379812

Have fun with your little meltdown on this board you "own", civilian.

Make sure to have a blast while doing so!

While you're still able to, that is.:^)

nope………

If he got started today, he might be able to bring her home by this weekend

But he's not even out there laying the groundwork

Because he can't bring a girl home to his mother's house

Because he doesn't have a job and he doesn't have any money

So he can't even afford an excuse to go out there into the real world and actually meet a woman

>>379820

Boy oh boy, being called a liar really made you mald this much, huh?

Be happy the birds got in the way this time, bud. :)

for example:

BOOK STORES

Book stores are actually great places to pick up women

Especially if you're looking for an intelligent woman, like my wife

But without a job, you can't afford a book

>>379824

lol @ trying to convince yourself the rest of the world gets angry because you don't know how to get any pussy and you're a coward

>>379823

Feel free to mald some more though!

It's amusing with your nonsensical asspulls I could have silenced just so easily…

Oh well, maybe next time. ;)

Without a job, you can't afford to go book shopping

you can't even afford to go to a bookstore and introduce yourself to an intelligent beautiful woman

Maybe Mommy could loan you a little bit of money?

>>379828

Again, keep malding, heh.

But even if mommy loaned you money to go book shopping, you don't have a job, so you can't afford the false pretense of asking a woman out on a date

Without a job, you can't afford dinner or a movie

Which would make you look kind of weird when you showed up for the date

Plus, even though you've grown accustomed to having your mother wipe your ass for you, and you wouldn't feel that out of place asking the girl from the bookstore if she would "pay for dinner"….

You wouldn't be able to think of anything charismatic to say during dinner, anyway

And while you sat there making a fool out of yourself, she would just be looking at you.. smiling…

I'm quite sure by now you're very familiar with that strange smile from women:

The smile that says, "you're a little boy"

>>379830

>>379831

Cool cool, your seething delusions are pretty entertaining, but I'm heading back to the base, now.

Sorry I got no more time to talk, but be thankful you still can.

I'm confident your mother makes that same smile on a regular basis

>>379834

So you're probably right…..

WHY EVEN BOTHER?

Why bother wasting your time trying to find a girlfriend, when you're simply man enough for any woman?

You're simply not man enough

….. so why even bother trying?

Now I understand

Now I finally understand your situation

>>379837

You're absolutely right, you aren't a man.

But be lucky that you're still alive, boy.

>>379840

Admittance to your own flaws via projection is an odd thing, but it is rather bold of you to admit that you're so understanding of yourself and how pathetic you are, while getting upset over a message board of all things.

But if you moved just to the left that lil bit …

>>379840

Ah well, c'est la vie, non?

Enjoy your days, boy.

>>379840

And by the way? Clean up that bookcase of yours, it's dusty as fuck, lol.

>>379712

Anon doesn't know JNs wife's name

get a room faggots

>>379847

It will be funny to see how long it takes him to figure it out.

"heading back to the base" = back to Mommy's spare bedroom because she just came home from work

lol @ pretending to be in the military

It's actually a popular fantasy for effeminate lonely awkward disenfranchised losers, who sit in image boards repeating trendy catch phrases like "autism", uploading their stupid Gore downloads, repeating the term "TAKE A SHIT"….

What military guy DOESN'T do this?

The best part is he painted himself into a corner

Pretending he was "going back to a military base"

(at 6 PM on a Monday night hahahaha)

now, as soon as he posts more of his obvious content, his idiotic "shock value" gore garbage, he will have to come up with another lie to explain what he's not at the military base LOL

hahahahaha

douchebag…….

Imagine how defeated he feels right now

Still sitting there reading every word I type

Biting his tongue.. Furious at his failure

Still sitting right there in front of his sissy boy computer

Reading every goddamn word I type

He can't afford life, because life costs money

It costs money to live, but he doesn't have a job

And without a job, obviously he's riding on somebody else's internet service

And obviously, that "somebody else" is his mother

And there he sits, reading every word I type

When you have no job, and no money, you have no place to go

He can't go to his girlfriend's house, because he's terrified of girls

And he can't go too far out and his mother's backyard, or he'll lose her Wi-Fi connection

So he stays in her spare bedroom

He remains in his little bedroom in Mommy's house, reading every fucking word I type

mommy's little make-believe "soldier"

and his dysfunctional gore

The week, soft, easily intimidated little girl who sits in front of his tough guy computer, fantasizing

He can't fight

He can't fuck

He can't support himself

And he has nowhere to go

So he sits and reads my words

I'm going to give him a nickname

>>379712

I'M GOING TO CALL YOU "ABIGAIL"

LITTLE ABIGAIL

"ABBY"

>>379712

and just like YOU, Abigail is a long forgotten memory

LIL' ABBY

>>379834

the library is closing already?