ed6f7d No.379519
Albert Curtis spit Shines My Flagpole every 4th of July
And August.. and twice in September.. and October.. and sometimes in November, unless he is getting his Thanksgiving dinner from Meals on Wheels…
He's usually busy during Christmas…
But he makes up for it in January by gobbling my goo…
And in February..
and yes, you guessed it: March, April, May AND June !!!
He's a determined little cream puff, isn't he?
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ed6f7d No.379520
Albert Curtis just got a non-paying internship at Rent-a-Rectum
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ed6f7d No.379521
Although Albert Curtis has plenty of toilet paper, he always asks for young men's help in wiping for some reason
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ed6f7d No.379522
When Albert Curtis was 8 years old, his lemonade stand was different than all of the other kids lemonade stands…
He drank all the lemonade
And it wasn't lemonade. It was the other kids father's urine
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ed6f7d No.379523
Albert Curtis can never look a man in the eyes….
He's too busy staring at their crotch
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