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CBS - The US Department of Defense's New Elite Space Force has announced a failed Invasion by Extraterrestrial Aliens, and the Pentagon has released a statement, saying "the threat was successfully neutralized".
Reports have surfaced that the US Space Force discovered the Aliens had an allergy to Slim Whitman music.
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