I'm a yodelin' nigger on the run
drinkin' and smokin' and havin' some fun
pulled over at Loves, gotta get some beer
thought I'd solicit a prostitute too but oh my dear,
I got busted by an undercover drag queen queer
now I'm behind bars waitin' for bail
the hell if I'm gonna be another nigger in jail
I called to my girl but not a word
she hung up the phone so she must have heard-
-heard what happened to this yodelin' nigger!
this wide eyed nigger! crazy absurd nigger!
this hokie pokie cowboy donk-ass nigger!
hootin' tootin' backstabbin' sleasy nigger!
this poor old nigger! this pathetic horny nigger!
this sleepin' around all over town stupid nigger!
