New official celebration months for REAL Americans to pay tribute and reminisce!
January: Whiskey month.
February: Vocational trade month.
March: Firearm owners month.
April: Organic food producers month.
May: Flea market month.
June: Farmers market month.
July: US Constitution month.
August: The Ropers month.
September: Slim Whitman month.
October: American chefs month.
November: Small town month.
December: Jesus Christ month.
