/pnd/ - Politics, News, Debate

>>375503

Now that you've mentioned it, why don't you show us photographs of you and your girlfriend?

>>375503

Because I've never seen a heterosexual man who fixates on being anti-homosexual

I say you've never had any pussy before

>>375503

in fact………..

I'm certain if a beautiful woman took off her clothes, you would try some creepy shit like pretending you have a foot fetish

>>375503

What's taking you so long?…..

I SAID POST PHOTOS OR VIDEOS OF YOU & YOUR GIRLFRIEND

>>375503

At this point, I guess it's safe to assume you're incapable of providing any evidence of a girlfriend or wife or even a casual platonic friendship with a female for that matter

>>375503

Here's some Perfect anti-homosexual music

BREAKING NEWS !!!

>>375503

this song is so anti-faggot

that it will even turnYOUstraight

And even your mother knows that's almost impossible

WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU THIS BREAKING NEWS:

8kun's Purple PenisPuffer is making a big announcement

>>375503

taste the rainbow……….

>>375503

This song might actually cure you…..

…of your creepy overcompensation closet homo thing

Probably not

But what can it hurt to try?

>>375503

I'm guessing you like good old fashioned ANTI-GAY ROCK

who doesnt… right?

>>375503

how bout some HIP HOP?

>>375503

I like you…..

well, maybe I should say "I like pussy"

And you definitely seem like a fucking pussy to me, dude

You Remind Me much more of a vagina than you remind me of a man

>>375503

Look, weirdo.. I'm just going to keep it 100

I've never seen a straight person mention anything about ANTI-FAGGOT MUSIC

Because there's no such thing

in fact, I've never even seen a gay person mention anything about anti-gay music

again: because there's no such thing

That means that you are a special kind of weirdo homosexual, so terrified of your own weird sexuality, that you actually pretend there's such a thing as "anti-gay music"

there ISN'T

You seem overly concerned with convincing people that you are not gay

Which is a really strange obsession

Why are you so worried that people will think you are homosexual?.. does it have anything to do with the fact that youDON'Tget any pussy?…

AGAIN, MASTURBATION BOY:

DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT YOU NEVER GET ANY PUSSY?

Because that's exactly what I think

I say you are actually a fucking coward, terrified of rejection, a stuttering bumbling jester in front of pretty women, terrified of having them laugh at your lack of experience

I say in real life, you never even try to get laid…

I say you live in isolated sheltered existence in your little safety bubble, a little cocoon, most likely and your mother's spare bedroom

I say you spend your days playing video games like a little boy, role-playing right wing neo-fascist imageboard parrot, and masturbating to embarrassing online pornography…

I say all of your "life experiences" have occurred while sitting there in front your obsolete sissyboy computer

I say you never even interact with women whatsoever, other than your mother

You don't have a wife or kids…

You don't have a girlfriend…

You never have one night stands…

And you don't have any platonic basic friendships with any females whatsoever…

Basically, you have no history of sexual or emotional interaction with females

And I say you waste your time on "trying to convince people that you are not gay" INSTEAD OF SPENDING YOUR TIME GETTING A GIRLFRIEND

( I told you I was going to keep it 100 with you… so here goes:)

the stupid image you attached?… the idiotic wojak "progressive / conservative " chart?….. I actually think you ARE sexually attracted to other men

yes, I just correctly stated that you are terrified of rejection by women, because you know you aren't man enough for a woman, but I think that's just part of your rationale used to justify your transparent sexual and emotional attraction to other men…

You are uncomfortable around women. You don't know how to hold a comfortable conversation with women.. you are only familiar with conversations between you and other males

You spend70% of your time engaged with other men online, whether in imageboards or playing stupid sissyboy videogames

and you spend0% of your time interacting with females

And the other 30% of your time is spent masturbating and hoping your mother doesn't hear the floor squeaking

I say you are not an active homosexual yet, because you're too much of a coward to make the first move

But if some other guy pretended he liked you, and he unzipped his pants and whipped out his dick, you would suck it.. because you're uncomfortable around women

>>375503

see how EASY that was ?

See how easy I made it for you?……

You've had all this anxiety and fear, because you thought it was going to be really hard getting over this hump

But I made it so easy for you today

and now ?…. EVERYBODY ACCEPTS THE FACT THAT YOU'RE GAY!!

And now you finally found your peace of mind

☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

I find

That two of a kind

Can make a full house in a real short time

Five kids playing in the yard

And it's hard

To tell which two are mine

Hey, hoe….

whuddya know?

You turn around and 10 years

Have slipped right by you

ohhhhh….

I never needed reasons

For believin' in things

That I couldn't see or feel

I'm sure in your own good time

You'll finally find your peace of mind

Meanwhile, you did it with style

I've been feelin' crucified

piece of mine

>>375503

CALIFORNIA, HERE I COME !!

Psychoactive

Maladapted

Overrated

Hallucinated

LSD's Been Good To Me!!

Ecstacy, Amphetamines….

"California, Here I Come!"

>>375503

nope……

You certainly didn't become a video game image board Sissy by being the high school jock

…. that's not how real life works

nope, your weak spineless mother allowed you to sit there playing video games like a little sissy, while the other boys were out there playing sports, learning how to fight, learning how to attract girls…

Nope. You are soft and pale and weak

You would be so easy to manipulate on to your knees, with a dick down your mouth

In fact, you're literally quivering, just waiting for somebody to finally make the first move on you

>>375503

………….and ?

Since you've designed Your Existence around interacting with other men, and zero interaction with women, you are going to have plenty of opportunities to end up with a dick in your mouth

You can pretend to be a right-wing judgmental elitist all you'd like, but your role play means absolutely nothing

If you were heterosexual, you would already have a long list of girlfriends at this point

nope….. you're going to end up drinking sperm, and lots of it

>>375503

I think this song Suits You fairly well

>>375503

It's obvious you're not the big city bright lights type of guy yet.. you're still just a small town boy

But soon you'll be leaving in the morning with everything you own in a little black case…

…..and you'll finally find yourself

simply FABULOUS !!!

>>375503

and you'll eventually find an assertive older guy who will put you on his lap

and SPIN YOU ROUND

Sassypants

>>375503

So just calm down and don't be so worried about what other people think. Just let your freak flag fly, Sugarbritches!!

……….You're the LADIES MAN, aren't you?

>>375503

I can see you now…….

In a new city…

With a new gender identity….

Rubbing elbows in nightclubs……

On your knees behind the billiard table

>>375503

…..and you're NOT stupid…. are you?

In fact, you are a very fast learner !!!

And once you get the ball rolling, you'll quickly learn to identify different men by the taste of their sperm, even if you have a pillowcase over your head

>>375503

Of course, since your sexuality is so repressed and awkward, you will end up preferring black dick in your mouth, because it'll make you feel like the woman you've always known you were

just like any spanking solution, you'll get tired of having small white penises in your mouth

you'll prefer if you get DISCO STOMPED!!

>>375503

cocksucker……..

if you were heterosexual, you'd already be married

AGAIN, FAGGOT :

IF YIU WERE STRAIGHT, YOU'D ALREADY BE MARRIED

polesmoking jizzthroat dicksuck bitch

>>375503

…. and I'm not trying to lump you in with everybody else, because you are very unique

You're more like theONE in TEN