my wife and I don't eat meat (it's riddled with bacteria, feces molecules, and tons of random veterinary antibiotics)
but TRUST ME:
we don't miss out on delicious meals, especially not on Memorial Day Weekend… fuck no
for example, these vegetarian hot dogs are ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DELICIOUS!!
they tastebetterthan hot dogs
cleaner… with a terrific classic hot dog flavor, all natural, but no animal eyeballs, rectum, snouts, brains, etc.
guilt free… bacteria free … antibiotic free..
I'm grilling up a couple chopped SWEET VIDALIA ONIONS (here in georgia, we grow the sweetest onions on earth)
I began by flashing the onions in a red hot skillet with a touch if butter
once the onions are scalded in butter, I put them on the grill to caramelize
some organic mustard, spicy relish, homemade potato salad, vegetarian baked beans, some sliced rmelon, and KABOOM!!!
we have the classic MEMORIAL DAY HOT DOG LUNCH, only even more tasty than the meat version…
btw, these veggie dogs are HUGE…
now it's time to roll a joint of this indica, pour a single-malt scotch, and listen to music while I grill this meal
