I was diagnosed with a learning disability 7 years ago, because I have dyslexia, and even more importantly, because I'm simply not very smart.
They enrolled me in a special class with other slow learners, and although I was surrounded by mental retards and idiots, they were still learning at a faster Pace than I did.
It's more of a LearningInability, to be completely honest with you… I'm simply incapable of learning because I have a profoundly low IQ…
My mother wants me to find a job and move out of her spare bedroom, because she's tired of listening to me masturbate down the hall every weekend…
Girls have never liked me. When I was in elementary school, I quickly became the butt of everybody's joke, because I was incapable of spelling simple words…
I dropped out of school as soon as I was old enough, because I was embarrassed and humiliated from the ridicule of the other students…
Girls used to laugh behind my back when I walked down the hallway in school…
Then they simply stopped caring if I saw them laughing, because they knew I wasn't man enough to do anything about it, so they started laughing directly in my face..
I do a lot of masturbating.. lots and lots of masturbating.. and inordinate amount of masturbation happens in mommy's spare bedroom.. but maybe the most embarrassing part is howmy mother realizes my showers are needlessly long, and I'm simply jacking off in her shower again
BUT I FANTASIZE ABOUT OTHER MEN WHEN I MASTURBATE…
I'm definitely homosexual, although I'm not actively sexual at all.. I'm such a coward, terrified of rejection, that I'm sitting on my ass waiting for the day somebody else offers to put their dick into my mouth, and that's when I'm going to lose my virginity…
That's right! I'm going to lose my virginity with another man's penis in my mouth, swallowing his semen…
(my mother has secretly known I was going to grow up and become homosexual ever since I was a little kid, because I was more like a daughter than a son)
AGAIN: IM GAY
I can't wait to suck a black guy's dick, because that will solidify my effemininity forever!!!
HEIL HITLER
