They teach one syllable words in kindergarten. By the time you've reached the first grade you're learning multisyllabic words
That means dumb dumb sat through the entire 1st grade without learning one syllable words
That means dumb dumb sat through the entire 2nd grade without learning one syllable words
That means dumb dumb sat through the entire 3rd grade without learning one syllable words
That means dumb dumb sat through the entire 4th grade without learning one syllable words
That means dumb dumb sat through the entire 5th grade without learning one syllable words
That means dumb dumb sat through the entire 6th grade without learning one syllable words
That means dumb dumb sat through the entire 7th grade without learning one syllable words
That means dumb dumb sat through the entire 8th grade without learning one syllable words
That means dumb dumb sat through the entire 9th grade without learning one syllable words
That means dumb dumb sat through part of the 10th grade before finally dropping out because he was being ridiculed by the other students