/pnd/ - Politics, News, Debate

>>372454

as if your sexual failure or lack of employment are somebody else's fault

>>372454

No, THIS video shows their endgame agenda but we won't let it happen.

>>372454

AGAIN: YOURE UNEMPLOYED

O B V I O U S L Y

and since you don't have a job

you can't afford the costs of living

you can't afford rent

you can't afford electricity

you can't afford food

you can't even afford INTERNET SERVICE

however:

here you are on the internet

meaning you're riding mommy's wifi

perhaps THAT'S the reason women would rather fuck a nigger than to be seen standing next to you in public?

>>372520

lol @ "we"

>>372520

douchebucket, there is NO "we"

if you had a "WE" you wouldn't be here

>>372520

there's no "we" in your life

there's no "we" in your empty chatroom

there's no "we" in any group or subgroup

there's no "we" in your bed when you wake up

there's no "we" in mommy's spare bedroom

in fact, the only "WE" is you and yourmother

because without her

you'd be at the Salvation Army

>>372454

HINT: YOU ARE A BURDEN ON SOCIETY

YOURE NOT CONTRIBUTING JACK FUCKING SHIT

>>372454

WHY DOYOUCALL OTHERS "LIBERAL"??

YOU'RE THE LAZY LEFTIST LOSER

WHO CAN'T EVEN PAY HIS OWN WAY THROUGH LIFE

you're a WELFARE recipient

whether it's MOOCHING OFF MOMMY

or relying on the Government, it's still

W E L F A R E

>>372454

you're SUCH an excuse-making bitch, that you can't even find the courage to simply be HONEST

instead, you blame OTHERS for your own personal self-imposed shortcomings

I'm afraid you're not fooling ANYBODY, loosedouche

>>372542

AGAIN: your obsession with women fucking black guys is hilarious

you're like aStarving Ethiopian Child Who Fantasizes About Other People Eating "HIS FOOD"

when you have no food

>>372542

I'm 100% ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN your transparent unresolved inner conflict regarding your lack of sexual attraction to FEMALES EXCLUSIVELY used to revolve aroundCUCK FANTASIES

AGAIN: how ironic that the ONLY men who fantasize about "cucked" or "blacked" aremen who never get any pussy

I've NEVER seen a man who gets laid give a fuck about such stupid fantasies

"getting cucked" is the fantasy of CLOSET HOMOSEXUALS WHO ARENT ATTRACTED TO WOMEN, AND WHO FEEL COMPELLED TO EXPRESS THEIR INFERIORITY COMPLEX TO OTHERS

women "getting blacked" is the fantasy of CLOSET HOMOSEXUALS WHO ARENT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO WOMEN, AND WHO FEEL COMPELLED TO EXPRESS THEIR INFERIORITY COMPLEX TO OTHERS

>>372542

gross as fuck, dude

you've got ZERO TASTE IN WOMEN

NONE

you've never been attracted to women

you're only attracted toFASHION TRENDS

the cheesy HOT TOPIC GOTH LOOK

you're like an 11 year old girl

>>372542

she's UGLY AS FUCK

her body is DISGUSTING

you literally have NO TASTE in women

I'm not saying you have bad taste in women.. I'm saying YOU HAVE ZERO PREFERENCES FOR WOMEN

NONE…..

It doesn't matter if her body is disgusting and her face is ugly, that doesn't matter to you

You're interested in the goth emo fashion trend FAGSHOW GARBAGE

RE: AD HOMINEM

I don't give a flying fuck how you rationalize SIMPLE OBSERVATIONS OF OTHERS

HINT: FAKE BLACK HAIR, BLACK LIPSTICK, GAUGED EARS & TATTOOS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH PUSSY

>>372454

by the way, dude

I amNOTinsulting you

>>372454

seriously, dude…..

>>372454

I'mnot insulting YOU

I'm ridiculing YOURBEHAVIOR

>>372454

I'm simply poking fun AT YOUR BEHAVIOR

I'm not saying that YOU are a bad person

and you've got to be able to laugh at yourself, or you're FUCKED on planet Earth, dude

and you gotta admit………..

I hit the nail on the head

I'm not being a dick

but I really DID nail it

I'm absolutely CERTAIN that you're a good man

you're also a dweeb……

but that's acceptable

but yeah, here's an EXTERNAL PERSPECTIVE you seem oblivious to :

I hope this helps:

I see an unemployed adult male with no girlfriend, who has access to the internet

on this whippersnapper newfangled whining "internet", he is exposed to concepts, by his own design, as well as being able to EXPRESS HIMSELF

so he expresses what he has exposed himself to

embarrassing visual downloaded evidence of his penchant for porn, due to a real-life sexual deficiency

imagery of his "deepest psyche & unresolved childhood issues" which manifested in a telltale browser history

featuring a TRENDY FASHION theme

trendy goth fashion

trendy porn categories

all trendy trends

and then there's the TRENDY "ONLINE ANTI-LEFTIST" trendy trend

so you concocted an alleged "plausible reason to include both trends into your trendy trend thread"

see how easy that was?

but I'm not insulting you

>>372454

because let's be honest

Even if you had a part-time job, you still wouldn't be able to support yourself in today's economy

I have friends with part-time jobs that put in a decent amount of hours, and they're unable to support themselves on their own

They're not wasting the money on drugs or other frivolous expenditures.. they're busting their ass at work, with part-time gigs, and they simply can't afford to live on their own, so they have to rely on help fromsomebody

It's really not rocket science

Even people with full-time jobs struggle to make ends meet these days, because the average American household is dual income

And it's pretty obvious you don't have a wife or girlfriend, or you would have no interest in superfluous trivial porn and sexual fantasies

So I seriously doubt you have a wife or girlfriend as a team member, but it's a safe bet to assume there is indeed a woman in your life

Because no father would allow his adult son to continue sitting on his ass expecting a handout, wasting his hours with internet porn when he could be out there looking for a job

nope…. only a MOTHER would allow that behavior from an adult son

ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATSON:

the culprit uses the cheesy Far Right FASHION TREND, the predictable "Anti-Socialist" Online Trendy Behavioral Trend tomask the fact that his daily existence revolves around BEING A SOCIALIST, who relies on handouts rather than put his nose to the grindstone

any questions?……

no ?…..

good!

………….UNLESS………..

Unless there's something you'd like to say about possibly receiving monthly government benefits

>>372454

No, the end goal is to shoot every single right-wing conservative in the face twice. Your weird dildo cuck fantasies won't save you.

>>372565

lol @ "shoot somebody in the face…TWICE"

Spoken like a true video game Sissy

>>372565

I'm not sure how much experience you've had shooting people in the face or even taking a swing at another man

Judging by the fact that you are an image board parrot, not at a job on a work day, but floating around on somebody else's Wi-Fi bill, I find it highly unlikely you even have the balls to stand up to another man in real life, let alone risk personal injury….

you didn't become an image board douchebucket by being an alpha male

>>372565

And I couldn't give any less of a fuck about your contrived political beliefs

>>372565

Your distraction techniques about "left-wing vs right wing" mean absolutely nothing to me

>>372565

Because the only thing I see is a scared inexperienced little man, desperate to convince himself that he's capable of escaping his self-imposed prison of Internet chat rooms, pornography and video games

>>372565

Imagine if real life had a cheat code, and somebody like you could magically press a couple buttons on the video game controller, and people would be "intimidated by you"….

Imagine if you could push a cheat code and suddenly you would have experience with fist fighting

Imagine a cheat code that would make you brave enough to stand face to face with another man and have your nose broken

In fact, there's a less than 1% chance you've ever punched another man in the face, and a LESS THAN .5% CHANCE YOUVE EVER BEEN PUNCHED IN THE FACE

It's hard to get punched in the face when you're playing a video game in mommy's spare bedroom and she's making you sandwiches

>>372565

And I'm not being a dick head

I realize you probably think I'm being an asshole right now

I swear to God I'm not being an asshole. I'm just keeping it 100. I'm keeping it real for you

This is the exact same way I speak with my friends in real life. Because we don't have to tiptoe around the truth. Because we friends, we reserved the right to be honest with each other

>>372565

All I'm saying is it's easy to make off the cuff statements about violence

And it's not so easy back it up

Having your nose broken is a very valuable lesson every man needs to learn. I've had my nose broken several times. I stopped caring after the third time…

There's something about a broken nose that teaches you the meaning of threats, and the value of being willing to back them up, even with blood spraying out of your face

And I've always noticed a consistent theme in my.. people who make threats about using guns are the same people with no experience using their fists

I've never been impressed by guns

guns are for cowards

next time, make yourself look more courageous by mentioning beating them into unconsciousness with your bare fists

I'll tell you who mentions FIREARMS :

COWARDS…

WEAK, POWERLESS COWARDS

COWARDS LIKEKILLCEN

killcen hasn't been able to achieve an erection even since BEFORE the diabetes

You never loved his wife, and somehow lived a basically sexless marriage, only having one child

(if a man has a working cannon, he's going to plow several children into his wife, guaranteed)

He never joined the military because that requires physical strength and courage

He never joined the military because that requires structure and discipline

And none of those things were attainable by the week frightened cowardly alcoholic excuse making sniveling bitch known as KILLCEN

After a life of running away with his tail between his legs, not even having enough courage to stick it out for two more years in order to get a high school diploma, actually dropping out in the 10th grade, having invested 10 years and tossing in the towel with only two more years to go

Living his life Addicted To Fear

Building his entire Persona around an addiction to fear of the unknown

Not brave enough to stand face to face with another man

A lifelong history of cowardice and running away in fear

and he's continuing making threats about shooting people

Because he's less like a MAN and more like somebody's grandmother

I'll tell you who mentions FIREARMS :

COWARDS…

WEAK, POWERLESS COWARDS

COWARDS LIKEJERRY

Jerry is a big guy

At least according to 3D axis coordinates,his Y AXIS is large

He's almost 8 ft tall in real life

And I'm not fabricating a word. This is 100% true

Jerry has Marfans disorder, so he's stretched out like a really long spaghetti noodle

it's Jerry'sX AXIS & Z AXIStht fall short

And because Jerry is one foot wide and 8 ft tall, it's hard for him to get up off the sofa

Have you ever watched an 8-ft tall praying mantis struggled to pry itself up off of sofa ?

Neither have i.. but I'd imagine it resembles the struggle Jerry has to endure every time he tries to lift his 56-year-old ass off that sofa again

now…….

Would I have been more impressed if Jerry threatened to come to Atlanta and beat me to death with his bare hands?

YES!! ABSOLUTELY!!

Was I intimidated when Jerry threatened to take up arms and participate in a violent overthrow of the United States government, simply because he was butthurt about losing the election and looking stupid?

well, ever since the day he threatened me, I've been offering to pimp both of his daughters out, and not let them have any of the money they earn for me

It's been two and a half years since he threatened me with firearms and violence because his candidate couldn't win a second term….

And I've been offering to get both of his teenage daughters hooked on Heroin and methamphetamine, groom them and beat them and repeatedly rape them, then pimp them out in sleazy discount motel rooms across Atlanta, profiting from their sexual slavery, and paying them exclusively with more drugs….

I've been very generous with my offers, willing to turn both of his daughters into gaping anal prostitutes, diseased and addicted, picking up their faces, smoking meth and injecting heroin, as they contract yet another STD from one of hundreds of faceless negro paying customers…

And Jerry doesn't have the balls to do a goddamn thing about it

JERRYISN'T MAN ENOUGHTO DO A GOD DAMN THING

And that's exactly why he makes threats about firearms online

>>372454

I just realized that the ridiculous embarrassing predictable idiotic Contraption around the white guy's penis in your photographis a symbolic metaphor for YOUR SELF-IMPOSED SEXUAL FAILURE WITH WOMEN DUE TO YOUR OBESITY

>>372454

Just like all fatties, of course you don't like to claim responsibility for your inability to control your gluttony

You sit there destroying your body with food and greed, while blaming external factors for your disgusting flabby bulges and lardshelves

>>372454

And even if you miraculously managed to find a good-paying job, and terminate your disability welfare benefits….

Even if you miraculously managed to find your own place to live, your own roof over your head, without having to rely on your mother anymore….

Even if you got your shit together

STILL no woman is going to be attracted to an obese slob

>>372454

Which explains your fixation on EXTERNAL FACTORS FOR YOUR SEXUAL FAILURE

You focus on superfluous irrelevant fabricated external factors, and completely ignore your own complicity in the fact that you are a fat lazy out of shape soft weak pasty slob

So things like male chastity devices and cuckolding and "blacked" APPEAL TO YOU

Because they represent an imaginary external reason for your lack of sexual victory

>>372454

HINT :

I can tell you how to lose weight really fast

>>372454

STOP BEING A FAT PIG SLOB

It's really just that simple

>>372454

STOP SHOVELING FOOD & COLAS DOWN YOUR FAT FACE

>>372454

YOU :the reason you're fat

>>3724547

YOU :the only person who can change things in your life

>>372454

YOU :fat fucking bitch

YOU are the reason you're not getting laid

>>372454

YOU :are the reason

not niggers, not chastity devices, not cucking, not anybody else BUTYOU

bitch

To end the ecology that allows them to not die as babies also will end put an end to white people that don't view themselves as a group

The trick is to make a parallel society that doesn't allow them in and is self-sufficient so it doesn't go down with the unhealthy ship.

>>372603

lol @ "the trick is to…."

Says the magician who can't even pull a part-time job out of a hat, let alone a rabbit

>>372603

feel free to define "white people", niggerlips

>>372603

Apparently, you must have missed the memo about REALITY :

ALL humans are mutated negroes

>>372603

not just "some" humans

not just "most" humans

nope…..

ALLHUMANS ARE MUTATED NEGROES

This includes me, you, and your niggerfucking mother

>>372603

that's right !!!

I called your mother a NIGGERFUCKER

Because all humans have base negro DNA

>>372603

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

Nobody needs your approval

Nobody cares if you agree or disagree

>>372603

It doesn't matter if you think I'm wrong, because it doesn't matter if you think the Earth is flat or if you think Eddie Murphy is heterosexual

Your approval is not required

>>372603

ALL HUMANS ARE MUTATED NEGROES

>>372603

hey, you….. NIGGERLIPS……

yeah, nigger….. YOU

psssst!!!

good luck

CREATING YOUR

PARALLEL SOCIETY

when you can't even find

a fat desperate woman

who will sleep next to you

"…IF IT'S HUMAN, IT'S GARBAGE…"

Keep this rule of thumb in mind as you continue your journey through life, and you will quickly realize if there's a human being attached to it, it's worthless

the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE IS A CANCER

>>372612

Who the fuck said to ask the whores for anything

if it involves humans, it's not worth doing

>>372615

LOL @ THE "CONDESCENDING SNOBBISH MISOGYNIST" WHO THINKS HE'S GOING TO BECOME A POWERFUL FORCE……

Yet can't even find the fattest ugliest most desperate woman willing to spend 5 minutes hanging out with him

>>372615

They actually have a name to describe men like you.. they're cold homosexuals

oops SPEECH TO TEXT TYPO

Sorry I'm making a bagel with lox spread and tomato and onion

CALLED*

Men like you are called homosexuals

>>372615

It's funny that you refer to women as "whores"….

"whores" suggest that you think they'll have sex with anybody, common prostitutes

Then explain why they're not having sex with you

>>372615

youDO NOThave a job

If you had a job, you'd be there today, because this isn't a weekend

>>372615

So obviously it didn't require Albert Einstein to realize you're still living with your mother.. you're on mommy's Wi-Fi as we speak….

Because unemployed men cannot afford Wi-Fi or a roof over their head

And your father is not enabling you.. your father left a long time ago

You're mooching off your mommy… that's the only way you can be on the internet right now

>>372615

RE: WHORES

She has to pay your rent one way or another, so why are you complaining about your mother's technique of earning extra income?

>>372615

RE: WHORES

Did it bother you when your mother started dating other guys after your father wisely abandoned both of you?

>>372620

Touché about the whores ain't you

Again a woman's willings isn't needed, it is why men are stronger then them

>>372615

RE: WHORES

You're not going to complain, as long as she keeps paying your fucking rent, you lazy worthless out of shape weak incompetent little girl

>>372625

really?…..

prove it, Sassypants

Go get a job and start paying your own bills, instead of relying on your mother, you lazy worthless coward

>>372625

It's easy for you to run your fat lazy mouth, but I don't see you paying your bills, because you can't support yourself

>>372625

NOT TO MENTION :

All three of my wives have been particularly badass

not joking…..

ALL THREE OF THEM

Have beaten the shit out of grown men right in front of me

>>372629

All of them would lose to any man

>>372625

In fact, my current wife walked right up to a 24 year old STREET THUG NIGGERAND PUNCHED HIM DIRECTLY IN THE FACE… HARD AS SHIT

not joking at all…..

We were downtown leaving a restaurant and some black thug nigger with gold teeth said something rude…

To be completely honest with you, I don't even remember what he said

But it was something rude and vulgar

and Wendy didn't hesitate for a millisecond

she IMMEDIATELYPUNCHED HIM DIRECTLY IN THE FACE… HARD AS SHIT

>>372630

You're not listening.. you're too busy telling me what you think you know

And you're not learning about real life

>>372630

100 % TRUE :

HE APOLOGIZED

100% TRUE :

I swear I'm not lying.. she punched him so hard, you really had to be there to understand

You would have had to have heard the sound of her Knuckles hitting him in the face, right on the orbit of his eye next to his nose

>>372634

And yet he was fine enough to talk

Yeah super hard

100% TRUE :

HE FUCKINGAPOLOGIZED!!!

Pay attention, because you might learn something from this part of the story:

Believe it or not, the vulgar rude stupid dangerous negro Street Thug SUDDENLY STARTED ACTING HUMAN

HIS JIVE ASS EBONICS VANISHED

Suddenly, he spoke very clearly and articulately and apologized

Suddenly, the decent human being in him came to the surface, and he told her he was very sorry, and that was rude of him, and he wasn't raised like that

I SWEAR TO GOD, ITS TRUE !!!

NOT ONLY THAT, but he introduced himself to us, shook our hands, and looked us both in the eyes and made sure he was looking at us when he apologized again

His real name is Adam

He told my wife "man that HURT!!!"

But he said he deserved it

and we still see Adam around town occasionally, and every time we see him he always comes up and says hello and we give each other hugs and he asks how we are doing, and we ask how he's doing

not joking

SHE PUNCHED HIM LIKE A HAMMER

( and Trust me, she knows how to fight)

AND WE ALL BECAME FRIENDS

>>372635

lol

You just proved that you've never been in a fist fight

>>372635

Obviously you've never been punched in the face before, or ever punched anybody else in the face before

>>372635

Dude, I've had my nose broken several times.

YOU CAN STILL TALK AFTER BEING PUNCHED, DUMBASS

You've been watching way too many anime cartoons and superhero movies

(Adam's Eye was swelling as he apologized)

my wife ain't afraid of YOU, ME or ANYBODY ELSE…..

She is a dedicated hard worker, devoted to the task no matter what the job might be, a hard charger who makes no excuses, and always excels Above the Rest of the crowd immediately, her dedication shining through every time

He settles for nothing less than excellence, and demands the very same of herself

she attacks overwhelming physical tasks most men shy away from

She's strong as an ox, and not afraid to get up in your fucking face and tell you exactly what she thinks about you

NEXT TRUE STORY :

MY EX-WIFE…..

It was 1997, and I had just married my 16 year old wife, and we were at the Atlanta Midtown Music Festival, totally packed, with hundreds of thousands of people, as we both walked our way through the crowd towards the stage

she was behind me, and I was leading the way, snaking through the crowd

Suddenly I noticed everybody around me turning around, they were all looking behind me, when I started to hear a commotion over the sound of the band and the crowd noises

When I turned around, I saw my 16-year-old wife punching a man in the face, while he was laying on the concrete behind me

SHE* not HE

Forgive me.. I'm using speech to text and there's an occasional typo, but I'm assuming you're intelligent enough to still determine what it is I'm trying to say

100% TRUE :

I turned around, and there surrounded by hundreds of onlookers, my 16-year-old wife was bent over, holding a guy by the collar, and repeatedly punching him in the face as he laid on his back on the concrete at the Midtown Music Festival

"WTF ???!!!"

she jumped up, grabbed my arm, and now SHE took the lead, dragging me in tow behind her, as she zipped us away from that area, and vanishing off into the crowd

"HE WAS ABOUT TO PUCH YOU IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD!" she told me

"SO I TOOK HIM DOWN!"

It turns out she was holding one of those old 1997 laser pointer pens, the black ballpoint pen size laser pointers..

It wasn't even night time. It was broad daylight, but for some reason she had that laser pointer in her hand

so she HIT HIM IN THE TEMPLE WITH IT

>>372637

You're right, ive never been in one because fighting fair is for the retarded

>>372649

I can make most women cry with a look

>>372648

and fighting UNFAIR is for the incapable cowards

but more importantly, NEVER fighting is for those full of hot air about being the superior stronger gender

While I'm trying to explain all of my wives and girlfriends have much more experience than you when it comes to actual hand to hand combat

>>372650

Maybe somebody needs to teach you.. it's easy to confuse the facial expressions of crying and laughter

>>372651

there is no such thing as a fair fight.

>>372650

Try it on a female that's NOT your mother

I can't imagine any woman being brought to tears by you unless they were paying your Wi-Fi and food and keeping your roof over your head

I would cry too, if you lived in my spare bedroom

>>372653

…. says the man who's never been in one

>>372655

Say the retard who thinks anything is fair

>>372656

Says the idiot who uses the word FAIR in his everyday vocabulary

You've mentioned it several times so far, so obviously it's important to you

That night, Debi was wearing a badass one-piece skintight black rubber dress I bought for her at JUNKMANS DAUGHTER, an Uber expensive badass clothing store in Atlanta

I told you Debi had THE classic world famous hourglass bombshell figure.. the tiny waist, the full breasts, the perfect hips….

(I'm more of a small-tit man, myself…. preferring them on the petite side, but occasionally you'll see a woman with big healthy breasts and it somehow fits her frame perfectly…. well…. Debi didn't have "huge" tits, but they were definitely a lot bigger than the tiny tits I normally go for, but she had the perfect size body frame, not even vaguely big or fat… but also not small or thin or petite

Basically, the perfect classic hourglass that men have desired since the beginning of time… like I said, just imagine the Budweiser Swedish female ski team, and you'll know exactly what I'm talking about

SO…… the black rubber dress didn't get damaged by the drink, but it was the guy's rude response that triggered her

Debi said "HEY BITCH!" And when the drunk fuck face turned around, she hit him directly in the face with her drink, and started punching that mother fucker with both of her Fists hard as hell

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW!!!!

BAP HAP BAP BAP BAP BAP!!!!!

To be quite honest with you, I almost fell over laughing. We were both high as fuck, actually we were taking LSD that night come to think of it, and she was just wailing on that mother fucker's face

The bouncers came running when they saw the fight, and because it was a woman defending herself against a drunk asshole, they grabbed him and slammed him against the wall before dragging him to the front door and throwing him out onto the sidewalk

100% TRUE

in fact, the same way I can tell you've never been in a fight, I can also tell you've never been with a woman, because if you had experience with women, you would realize how stupid you sound when you talk about being the stronger gender

>>372649

By the way, I couldn't help but notice your 16 year old wife is wearing a9 1/2 WEEKST-SHIRT

as in: the famous adult dildo and porn store called 9 and 1/2 Weeks in Atlanta georgia, which eventually changed its name to Insurrection

I just remembered a story about the Swedish wife, Debi…….

One year, we traveled out of state to visit my family, and we decided to stay at my mother's house for the first night, having just driven 8 hours, and decided we would find a hotel room the next morning….

That first night, I wanted to introduce Debi to my friends in my old hometown…

So…… yeah, we went out on the town, got drunk as fuck, and that night we went back to my mother's house and watched some TV and smoked a little pot and she started sucking my dick and one thing led to another….

the next afternoon, I woke up around 1:00 p.m. completely naked on my mother's living room floor

Debi was laying on the floor, to….

BUTT ASS NAKED

I let Debi sleep, and I got up to make coffee when the phone rang

( this was before cell phones )

it was my mother calling…..

She had gone shopping…

"I see you finally woke up"

"yeah, we got a little drunk last night"

"I saw that…. you were both naked and unconscious when I woke up this morning"

(first off, you have to understand that my mother is one of THE coolest, most opened minded humans you'll EVER meet)

so it really wasn't all that weird or uncomfortable

my mother is BRUTALLY HONEST

"OH MY LORD…. DEBI'S BODY IS SOOOO BEAUTIFUL!!!"

and mom was right….. remember that thing I told you about the Budweiser Swedish female ski team thing?

well…. we got so drunk we fell asleep after fucking, and my mother woke up and walked out into her living room

And she had the opportunity to stop and stare at Debi laying asleep on the floor

to study Debi's body

"SHES BEAUTIFUL !!! GOD, WHAT A KNOCKOUT BODY SHE HAS!!!"

(my mother was a professional model beginning when she was 16, and she was simply being honest, making an honest observation about my new wife's nude body)

"SHE'S ADORABLE !!!"

( my mother and I have always been best friends, so we can talk about topics like this without it being uncomfortable)

"mom, you know I've always preferred smaller petite thin girls with small boobs, but there's something about Debi's boobs that fit her frame perfectly, with her tiny waist and curved hips, it's like the classic hourglass bombshell body"

mom continued, "WOW! I couldn't take my eyes off her. Her little body is absolutely perfect! She has the perfect female body! And her sweet little face! She's absolutely adorable!!"

lol not kidding…..

THEN…. and only then….

"go get that hotel room before I come home. I don't want to wake up to that again!"

……my advice?……

Before you begin fooling yourself into thinking pretending to be opinionated is acceptable, perhaps you should try going out there into the real world and experiencing it before forming contrived opinions

EPILOGUE :

My current wife and I were in Midtown a couple months ago, and we crossed paths with Adam again

he STILL busts out laughing and smiling every time

It turns out standing up to him and punching him in the face earned his respect

But even more importantly

Taking it like a man, and apologizing afterwardsearned OUR RESPECT

a little insecure man would want to LASH OUT AT HER after getting a black eye

a little insecure man would even resort to "fighting unfairly" AGAINST A FEMALE

Because his tiny little ego

but Adam proved that a REAL MAN TAKES HIS LICKS

a REAL MAN knows when he's been beat

fighting unfairly :

go right ahead

By fighting unfairly, you've opened the door to being seriously injured or possibly even killed

Because your opponent is going to up the ante as well

when I was 15 years old, I got hired as a doorman at a nightclub in Atlanta

I was technically too young to even be in the nightclub. The legal drinking age was 18 back then, but I was 3 years too young to even be in the establishment

( I looked much older than 15, and the owner of the nightclub never asked my age. He simply asked me if I would like to be the doorman)

ONE NIGHT, AT AGE 15, I SAW A MAN HAVE HIS LOWER FACE REMOVED

it was two drunk guys in the front parking lot….

They were only seven or eight feet away from me, when one of those stupid drunken moments happened, where for no real reason whatsoever, one drunk guy thought the other drunk guy was looking at him weird, and his ego got bruised…

Those type of fights happen quickly

But you'd be surprised how quickly one of the drunk guys grabbed the other one by both of his ears,AND BIT THE OTHER GUYS FACE OPEN!!!

But he didn't stop there….

HE BIT THE ENTIRE LOWER SECTION OF HIS FACE OFF !!!

He literally removed the skin from the guys lower face, his bottom teeth and jaw exposed, and his bottom lip and the skin from his chin were completely gone

I wish you could have heard the agonizing screaming

Blood was going everywhere, the lower half of the guy's face removed, bone and teeth exposed…

he was SCREAMING IN AGONY

It's still curdles my blood just thinking about it

It turns out he was trying to say "I WANT MY LIP BACK !!!"

But it's hard to say certain words without a bottom lip

And it was much more than just his lip that had been removed from his face, in a Split Second

In fact, after the ambulance arrived, I found the skin from his lower face on top of a car in the parking lot

Well.. it was on the hood of a car

The other guy spit it out as he turned around and ran off into the darkness, never to be found, never arrested

So it's easy to fantasize about being a tough guy

It's easy to make bold statements about fighting unfairly and pretending as if you have the experience to make educated comments about fisticuffs

But if I bit three of your fingers off, then literally pulled one of your eyeballs out of its socket and smashed it flat, like a grape, in the palms of my hands, as it dangled from the cord from your eye socket?

I'm pretty sure you'd be begging me to let you go back to Mommy's spare bedroom and you promise you'd never pretend to be a tough guy again

I served a year in prison….

It was an aggravated assault charge, and I ended up having to do 12 months in the Georgia Department of Corrections…. PRISON… not to be confused with a County Jail

And during the nightmarish hell I experienced over those 12 months, there was a particular Trend happening amongst prison inmates :

EYE FOR AN EYE

That's what they called it…

"EYE FOR AN EYE"

Of course, you and I both realize the term "EYE for an eye" means EQUAL PUNISHMENT….

Rob from me, I will rob from you

Stab me, and I will stab you

but that's NOT what the nigger gang members thought it meant

they were SO VIOLENT & STUPID

that they thought it meant

"do ANYTHING to me, and I will remove one of your eyes"

100% TRUE :

the bloods, crips, & Gangster Disciples literally called it "EYE FOR AN EYE"

Even though they were removing people's eyes for minor infractions like owing money for a ramen noodle

HERES HOW IT WAS DONE :

Did you know you can take one or even two fingers, and push them in to the corner of somebody's eye, and IT WILL POP THEIR EYEBALL OUT OF THE SOCKET?

it's true !!!

Someone can sit on your chest, have you pinned down, and easily pop one of your eyes out of its socket

It takes very little effort

Eyeballs are filled with aqueous fluid, and they are deformable, like a firm balloon

Once the eyeball pops out of the socket, there is a cord attached, so it dangles out of your eye socket

thats when the inmates would simply SMASH IT

they'd POP IT

By Smashing it between their hands

I heard a lot of stories about "eye for an eye" when I was in prison

But to be completely honest with you, I never saw anybody have their eyeball smashed

what I indeed DID see was THE MOST HORRIFYING, ANIMALISTIC BRUTALITY you could ever imagine….

It was mind-bending.. I saw some fights that were so God damn disturbing

I'm talking about continuing to physically assault and severely injure unconscious men, already having become rag dolls, beaten unconscious, but they continued smashing their head into metal poles and concrete floors

Breaking the guy's ribs, breaking both of his arms, breaking his jaw, literally cracking his skull open on a metal pole

Literally jumping up and down on his chest and face after he was already beaten unconscious

a guy like YOU

Who's only experience occurred with a video game controller in his hands

A guy who thought he could pretend to be tough

He had borrowed a jumbo iced honey bun from another inmate, the "store man", the promise of repaying him two Jumbo iced honey buns the following Wednesday, when commissary landed

The scariest part was how he had become a Marked Man from the very beginning

He had a bit of a self entitled cocky attitude, but he obviously wasn't built for that life

And I remember the other inmates talking about him when he first arrived:

Nobody liked him, and the experienced Prison inmates already had him "sized up"

They realized his stories of bravado were all bullshit, that he was a bunch of talk, but he was actually a fucking punk

There was talk on the yard about "WAIT AND SEE"…. wait and see what happens when he wants to "borrow some store"

(in prison, commissary items ARE the currency, and the more industrious experienced inmates sell commissary items at 100% interest… they call these items STORE)

they will gladly loan you a candy bar or a ramen noodle or a bag of potato chips

they will loan you some STORE…

But when the next commissary day rolls around, if you don't have TWO of the items as repayment, they will make an example out of you in front of the entire dormitory

well….. that's EGG ZACK LEE what happened to this pompous self-entitled fuckface

Everybody in the dorm knew this guy was going to default on the loan

and he did indeed default

Wednesday had rolled around, and he didn't have the requiredTWOjumbo iced honey buns

So somebody asked him if he wanted to play cards, and he went to their cell

And that's when the entire dorm gathered around and blocked him, trapping him in the other person's cell

with THE STORE MAN

he HD already been beaten UNCONSCIOUS by the time I happened to walk by

He looked like he was already dead.. literally lifeless looking

Like a limp ragdoll, as they took turns stomping him in the face and breaking his jaw and kicking him and jumping up and down on his rib cage. You have no idea how bad it got

that's when some of the inmates dragged him out of the cell by his feet into the common area behind a stairwell, where the guards couldn't see what was happening

And they were lifting his lifeless body up from underneath his shoulders, and taking turns punching him in the face and slamming his face into a metal pole

I'll be honest with you.. it turned my stomach. The guys face had the worst expression..

Like a helpless corpse, completely unconscious, blood pouring everywhere, his face was so swollen and distorted. His jaw had already been broken, and his nose was broken. You couldn't even recognize him

and they took turns slamming his face into a metal pole

THE JUMBO ICED HONEY BUNS ONLY COST 90 CENTS

He borrowed 90 cents, and owed $1.80

They shipped him off to the Augusta Georgia Medical prison

I remember the day he returned, having been transported back from Augusta…

You'd think he would have been transferred to a different prison dormitory…. but NO….

The Georgia Department of Corrections returned him right back to the exact same "Thunderdorm" where he almost lost his life over a $1.80 debt

They rolled him into the dorm in a wheelchair

He had an entire upper body cast, and his head was in some kind of stereotactic device that held his neck and jaw in place

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STEROTAXIC* device

Metal rigging with pins that went through the skin to hold things in place while the bones healed

andGUESS WHAT ???

yep…. you guessed it….

HE STILL OWED THE MONEY!!!

BUT NOW IT WAS MUCH HIGHER

He promised he was going to pay the full debt with interest immediately

And that night, the guards came and took him off the dorm and sent him into PC

Protective custody

Like the bitch that he is

a REAL tough guy knows when to say I'M SORRY

a REAL tough guy won't let the fear of looking stupid prevent him from admitting when he made a mistake

a REAL tough guy like Adamadmits when they fucked up

I guarantee you that self-entitled pompous prick LEARNED THAT HES NOT UITE AS TOUGH AS HE THOUGHT

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