I got a call from Poppy & Pot tonight…
they said the BIG DRAGQUEEN STORYTIME was a huge success, but unfortunately, they couldn't find any men to go in drag that day…
they're now hiring, but before you get excited, they have some strict requirements
they're looking for MEN who seek attention, who have no sexual relationships with women, and who are desperate to find a job, even a shitty $3 an hour storytime job, once per month
and as soon as I heard their requirements, YOU came to mind
