cb9f5a No.365712
PRETEND YOU HAVE A MORBID PHOBIA OF AUTOMOBILES
Everybody's been in a fender bender before, but you can manipulate your mother by pretending you were "severely traumatized" by a trivial Fender Bender
Use that as an excuse for "never being able to go apply for jobs" or take a bus to work if McDonald's ever replied to your job application
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