Conjoined Twins Have Sad News
Legendary "internalized racism" rockstar conjoined twins LIN WONG and YIN WONG have announced they have to scrap their plans for plastic surgery to make themselves appear Caucasian.
After the release of their latest album "MAKE IT WHITE", the Asian conjoined twins (who support Trump and hate Asian people) announced that they didn't sell enough records to pay for their planned cosmetic plastic surgery, that would remove all physical signatures of being Asian, so they could follow their dream of being white.
RELATED: doctors announce that Lin Wong only has weeks to live, putting the surviving Siamese twin Yin Wong into a strange predicament, where he's going to need a sidecar to carry his brother's corpse wherever he goes