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cfa1be No.365365

It has been 4 days since the biggest Network hack and ransomware attack in recorded history, and he still doesn't even know what I'm talking about.

because HE'S INCAPABLE OF ACCESSING REAL NEWS!!!

(it's 2023, and real news cannot be accessed on dial-up)

THURSDAY FEB 23, 2023 :

DISH NETWORK IS BLINDSIDED BY THE LARGEST NETWORK RANSOMWARE ATTACK IN HSTORY!!!

coincidentally, Thursday was also the day of the Q4 quarterly financial report for Dish Network stockholders

it's been FOUR DAYS, and Dish Network still cannot access any of their users databases, payment information, or even communicate with each other internally through their Dish Network VPN system

it's been FOUR DAYS, and Dish Network still can't even answer the most basic questions regarding their Network hack

The CEO of Dish Network doesn't have any information, so he can't even begin to explain what has happened…

None of the Dish Network employees can communicate with each other, nor can they take any phone calls from customers, accept any forms of payment, or even receive internal emails.

DISH ALSO OWNS BOOST MOBILE

All DISH mobile accounts are unable to contact customer service, and when they dial 611, they receive a recorded message about a network interruption

DISH ALSO OWNS BOOST INFINITE

BOOST INFINITE is their new PREMIUM POST-PAID SERVICE

None of those customers are able to reach customer service, either.. their entire internal network has been compromised

SO DISH & BOOST ARE GIVING ALL THEIR CUSTOMERS FREE SERVICE!!!!

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cfa1be No.365366

DISH NETWORK IS FREE !!!

Until they get the problem solved, they made a decision to just open the floodgates and allow ALL DISH CUSTOMERS FREE SERVICE!!!

Even if your Dish Network had been cut off due to non-payment, right now you would be getting FREE SERVICE !!!

BOOST MOBILE IS FREE !!!

Until they get the problem solved, they made the decision to just open the floodgates and allow ALL BOOST MOBILE CUSTOMERS FREE SERVICE !!!

Even if airtime had been suspended due to non-payment, right now you would have TOTALLY FREE UNLIMITED HIGH SPEED 5G SERVICE

BOOST INFINITE IS FREE !!!

Until they get the problem solved, they made a decision just to open the floodgates and allow ALL BOOST INFINITE CUSTOMERS FREE SERVICE !!!

Even if airtime had been suspended due to non-payment, right now you would have TOTALLY FREE UNLIMITED HIGH SPEED 5G SERVICE

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cfa1be No.365367

DISH Network, BOOST MOBILE & BOOST INFINITE are 100% FREE right now!!

and killcen has a shitty dial-up connection

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cfa1be No.365368

K I L L C E N

D O E S N ' T

H A V E

A C C E S S

T O

R E A L

N E W S

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cfa1be No.365369

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15651a No.365370

>>365367

>>365369

Have you had a chance to read the Newsweek article that claims Killcen has been looking to YOU for his "real news" ever since you started using your amazing T-Mobile 5G home internet gateway?

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cfa1be No.365371

>>365370

actually, my Wife told me about that article last night, but I was so busy using my High Speed Unlimited 5G home internet by T-Mobile for only $40 per monthto access REAL NEWS real fast, that I admittedly forgot all about his Petty jealousy, even though it's totally understandable since he's relying on crappy dial-up internet from his little Missouri trailer park…

I actually feel sorry for him, so I don't mind if he uses me as a source forreal news

after all, I'M THE UNDISPUTEDKING OF REAL NEWS!!!

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36aac5 No.365374

>>365371

its humorous how Killcen pays more for his crappy dial-up than you pay for unlimited lightning fast 5G service.

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cfa1be No.365377

>>365374

I know, right?

He's not paying for it.. he guilted his daughter into paying his way after he drank all of his life savings away with his uncontrolled alcoholism…

But they are Backwoods Hillbillies, so of of course they wouldn't recognize quality if they saw it

( nobody in Missouri has anything nice )

but yeah…. he manipulated her into paying for internet, but Hillbillies think dial-up is "city mouse quality"

And she pays more for that crappy dinosaur dial-up service then I pay for completely Unlimited high-speed 5G portable Wi-Fi I can take with me anywhere….

It's because I'm more sophisticated than him

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59d540 No.365378

>>365377

by the way, my mother thinks you're hot.

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cfa1be No.365379

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>>365378

yep….. I'm used to it

most women DO

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