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File: bec063986318f12⋯.jpg (265.17 KB,1364x1080,341:270,bec063986318f12a84687a41d3….jpg)

d779fd No.365295

BECAUSE HE HAS OLD DIAL-UP INTERNET

(Which makes Johnny Neptune THE KING OF REAL NEWS)

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d779fd No.365302

File: d04029b34bcc1d8⋯.jpg (93.56 KB,714x1111,714:1111,Screenshot_2023_02_27_10_4….jpg)

KILLCEN USESDIAL-UP INTERNET

so he can't watch anything streaming

That's why he pretends like it was his choice, and wants you to think watching old VHS tapes is preferable to high resolution streaming

I HAVE THE TMOBILE 5G GATEWAY

it's only $40 per month (less than killcen pays for his old outdated dial-up connection)

It's LIGHTNING FAST!!!

ITS PORTABLE !!

ITS LIGHT WEIGHT, EASY TO CARRY

ITS FAST AS SHIT!!!

I GET '''MASSIVE DOWNLOADS IN MILLISECONDS!!!==

WHILE IM ALSO STREAMING VIDEO ON 3 TELEVISIONS, AND USING TWO 5G PHONES

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d779fd No.365303

File: a50404abfc1056e⋯.jpg (1.98 MB,2540x4102,1270:2051,IMG_20230227_105250_2.jpg)

KILLCEN USESDIAL-UP INTERNET

so he can't watch anything streaming

That's why he pretends like he understands science and physics

HE PRETENDS LIKE 5G IS DANGEROUS

But the truth of the matter is:

HE SIMPLY CANT AFFORD 5G

He begged his daughter to please let him sleep on her sofa, and she has shitty dial-up internet, and she's not about to pay for anything extra, because she has to buy his discount vodka every night, and she's trying to save every penny

Of course he's not going to tell you the truth about his finances, so he's going to pretend like he thinks 5G is dangerous, but he simply doesn't have the money or class required to have anything nice

My TMobile 5G Home Internet 5G Gateway works PERFECTLY !!!

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d779fd No.365304

Killcen = OLD DIAL-UP, OLD NEWS

Neptune = REAL INTERNET, REAL NEWS

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d779fd No.365305

File: 5d54e99a8b9b05d⋯.jpg (248.98 KB,1080x2177,1080:2177,Picsart_23_02_12_11_42_53_….jpg)

Imagine being able to watch YouTube videos like everybody else on planet Earth

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d779fd No.365306

File: e8a64b76294943b⋯.jpg (296.79 KB,1080x2177,1080:2177,Picsart_23_02_12_11_35_47_….jpg)

"now I don't have to make up lies about building barriers of "OPSEC", pretending that's the reason I can't watch YouTube videos"

- Killcen

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