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>>364968 (OP)

it's not a "prediction"…..

putin has made it very clear

egg zack lee what he's going to do

for the past several years, putin had been EXTREMELY VOCAL about his intentions….. if we didn't pull our missle bases from around his borders

American News never covered his statements…

he's clearly explained he was running out of patience…..

and heWILLdo a preemptive first nuclear strike against America…

because that's how he will win

see, imagine a soft, fat, sheltered spoiled privilege white kid in a fist fight with a black kid his same age, from the ghetto

One of them never had to learn how to make sacrifices and rough it out and fight to the Finish….

While the other had to learn how to fight when they were little kids, because they grew up in a completely different type of environment

Much in the same way, Russians were raised with loss and hardship as their baseline, whereas Americans are spoiled and weak

Russia and China are MUCH more willing and prepared to accept loss in a nuclear exchange

in America, we are concerned about losing access to TikTok

afraid we won't get to participate in the next "stick your tongue in an electrical outlet" challenge

and this has NOTHING to do with Ukraine

I'm talking about AMERICA

fuck ukraine

China offered a cease-fire plan

because Russia & China know America will refuse to lift the sanctions

and them the history books will reflect that AMERICA THE BULLY REFUSED TO STOP BEING THE AGGRESSOR

America pretends that we are THE WORLDS POLICE DEPARTMENT

We pull off literal war crimes, like the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan, which had not attacked us, using the 9/11 attacks as an excuse…

Quite literally murdering tens of thousands of innocent men and women and children, in Nations that had not attacked us, nor did they have weapons of mass destruction.. then years later our government admits the CIA documentation of WMD was faked….

while we point our finger at Russia, accusing them of war crimes

We pat ourselves on the back like we are heroes for trying to "spread democracy across the globe"…

while we accuse communists of "being evil", and accuse them of "trying to spread their political system across the globe"

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plus, Ukraine is corrupt as fuck

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no need for "predictions"

when Putin has been making DIRECT THREATS to launch a Thermonuclear War with America for years

>>364968 (OP)

recently I had to travel to St Petersburg Russia for a business meeting

I actually agree with everything Neptune has said in this thread, and concur with his view on this particular topic.

I do not see a nuclear first-strike as an inevitable foregone conclusion, however; only a very real possibility.

and somewhere over The Baltic Sea, I began to notice the other passengers seemed a little bit unusual

>>364993

For example, I noticed that the flight attendants seemed a little bit unusual

And I noticed they all seem to be paying attention to me in particular, even when they weren't looking at me

Wait a minute. I could have sworn the guy with the headphones was up in a different row, but now he's over here too? What kind of fucking Airline is this anyway?

>>364997

What the fuck is the deal with these passengers? Did I get on the wrong plane?

NOTE TO SELF: don't turn around and look towards the back of the plane again

I can't understand a word of russian, but I think she might have been telling me a story about her grandfather in World War I.. but I could be completely wrong, because like I said.. I don't understand Russian

It all sounds the same to me

But there's a possibility she could have been telling me that her grandfather was a war hero back in World War I

When I looked to my right I realized they were all listening to me with eavesdropping devices….

Even though I wasn't even saying anything.. I was being completely silent

And even if I was speaking, they didn't need any special equipment to hear me

There's a very slim possibility she might have been explaining a protracted Tale about her grandfather being the first man to ever attach a motorcycle sidecar to an airplane wing

Wait a second.. I thought there was another guy sitting in that seat a second ago.. this is the weirdest fucking airplane I've ever been on

For all I know she might have been speaking Portuguese.. I have no clue what the fuck she was saying…

And although there's less than a 1% chance she was telling me a story about her grandfather becoming a war hero by shooting down the first Mandarin spy balloon in history

.08% chance is STILL technically a possibility, so I decided to just play along and smile and keep nodding my head like I understood her

At first I thought I heard demons whispering in my head, and then I realized it's probably just the vodka

Some of the other passengers Whispering bad things about me

Man, I had a dreadful flight

Then I heard somebody whispering "he's ready to speak to you now. Go sit in seat A-32"

I'm not sure what the fuck is going on here, but is it possible to turn the plane around and just take me back?

I couldn't believe it was him! Why the fuck did he want to talk to me?

His translator explained, " after your flight lands, there's going to be a weirdo in a chat room online .. creating a thread asking for predictions"

I was instructed to play along and pretend his thread was interesting

I was told it was going to be very hard to pretend the thread was enjoyable, and it turns out Putin knows what he's talking about

>>364968 (OP)

My prediction :

You will only start paying attention to this situation recently, after all the brainwashing Ukraine war stories you've been bombarded with, and never had any idea Putin has been making open threats for years

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wow….

This is perfect

This would be the perfect solution

if we are still alive in '24, I'm definitely voting REPUBLICAN