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>>361984

white trash music

you NEVER had good taste

People who don't understand music always gravitate to a stupid fashion statement..

Whether it's rap music, angry Hard Rock or heavy metal, or garbage like Britney Spears.. that's not about music. That's about a stupid fashion trend

The most embarrassing fashion trend of them all is heavy metal

People who like heavy metal have really really tiny little egos, easily bruised, and they are too stupid to figure out how life works, so they feel really insecure about their masculinity, and they are so dumb that they think if they pretend to be loud intimidating angry monkey brain moron, they will somehow appear intimidating and masculine

heavy metal is exclusively for men who doubt their own masculinity

Which means you grew up doubting your own masculinity for some reason

You don't understand art or music or literature, you have no taste in quality Art whatsoever, you can't tell me why Maxfield Parish is regarded as one of the world's all-time bests, nor could you manage to explain why Joel Peter Witkin is equally as talented, yet in a polar opposite direction

You couldn't tell me the connection between the Beatles And The Beach Boys any more than you could name a single composition by Tchaikovsky, or explain what a Roland TB 303 is

You have no favorite authors, because you've never been one to read books, not even when you were a kid.. forget reading for fun, you struggled to read when they forced you to read at school

in summary, you DO NOT UNDERSTAND MUSIC

OR ART

OR LIFE

You're too OUT OF TOUCH to know what RABBIT IN THE MOON is, the same way you're too UNSOPHISTICATED to know what a Chromatic Scale is

you couldn't define "musical theory" if your life depended on it

you don't know what a SEMITONE is

you have no clue HOW MANY semitones exist

you have no idea what an augmented chord is or the effect it has on people when they hear it

you don't know what DIRTY JAZZ was back in the 30s nor do you know what PSYTRANCE is today

OH MY GOD.

Really?

>>362001

I'm not going to bother reading all your rants but I like a lot of different music, from Peggy Lee to Slim Whitman to yes, even some 60s/70s/80s rock 'n roll. I like Jazz and Big Band music too, Tommy Dorsey, Glenn Miller, Cosa Loma Orchestra, Dezi Arnaz, Benny Goodman, et al.

you can't name a single song by Leo Kotke, you don't know who Dave Edmunds is, you have no clue who WEEN are, you don't know Mark Mothersbaugh is or how he started in the music industry, any more than you know who Danny Elfman is, or how he started in the music industry…

You don't know about THE RUTLES, nor can you name the band Paul McCartney created after leaving the Beatles.

You don't know who Badfinger was, or the song YOUNG MC sampled for "Bust a Move"…

You couldn't name Joni Mitchell's best album any faster than you could tell me who DJ Icey is…

You don't know RUN DMC's real names,, nor do you know who imitated Elvis Presley for Jerry Lee Lewis' album DUETS…

You don't know what makes the song BUCKINGHAM GREEN the best epic rock masterpiece ever recorded, nor can you tell me the name of the lead guitarist for the band THE CARS…

you don't know how Hank Williams Jr had his ENTIRE FACE REMOVED then surgically replaced

you don't know WHO the Pretenders' song CHAIN GANG was written about…

you don't know the difference between STACCATO and ARPEGGIO

you don't know what a music BRIDGE is, nor do you know what a REFRAIN is

you do NOT understand music or art

>>362003

thankyou for proving me right again

hahahahaha !! THANKYOU

you literally just named off THE MOST OUT-OF-TOUCH empty musical repertoire ever

TED NUGENT = WHITE TRASH FAKE MACHISMO

TED NUGENTSUCKS

ALWAYS HAS

FROM DAY ONE

HIS MUSIC WASNOTCOOL OR GOOD

ITS ALWAYS BEENGARBAGE

ONLY APPEALS TO LOSERS

WANGO TANGO = perhaps THE most embarrassingly stupid low iq musically bankrupt aural diarrhea in history

>>362002

do you know what "AURAL" means ?

TED NUGENTS "MUSIC" ISNT MUSIC

ITS A "FAKE MACHO IMAGE"

DISGUISED AS MUSIC

ITS NOTHING

>>362008

Huh, I though some of his music was good, of-course in moderation. Cat Scratch Fever was a classic.

>>362005

So you don't like Big Band music from the 40s and 50s? Well I guess that's too bad, you're missing out.

You don't know who Arthur Crudup was and you don't know who Jeff Lynne is

>>362013

I also like Doo Wop.

>>362015

I bet you don't know who Bobby Short is, but does it matter?

>>362015

I like some blues, Melvin Taylor and the Slackband is great, think they're still out doing gigs today, not sure.

Did you see my recent pics? Solidarity to the Brits who are being FINED for burning wood so they can stay warm this year. That's a cruel joke.

>>362014

Of course I like certain big band music, but not the entire category as a whole.. just because it was big band music doesn't mean it was good

But that's just one of more than a hundred different categories of music I have studied and either loved it or hated it, but never ambiguous

If the British mattered, but they wouldn't be in the UK

Nobody gives a fuck about the British or their problems

They can shove burning logs up their assholes for all I care, because all British women are hideous masculine cows, and all British males are born genetically homosexual, predisposed to limp wrists and lisping Sissy tongues…

There's a genetic mutation that makes all British men effeminate closet homosexuals, and the only way the British are able to reproduce is by means of the British women's masculinity

If British women didn't look like men, the British males could never achieve an erection in the first place…..

So if you told a British guy you were going to insert a log into his anus, his pants would be around his ankles before you could find a piece of wood

But burning wood in the United Kingdom as nothing to do with your terrible taste in music, a complete lack of taste in art, and an inability to articulate the similarities between Samuel Clemens work and Aristotle philosophies

You can't differentiate between art from the Baroque. And the Renaissance

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>>362024

You don't know what medium Warhol used to create the Campbell's tomato soup canvas, nor do you know how Van Gogh poisoned himself with his paint

This one was a classic, "they call me Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the Rumba beat!"

>>362025

>>362026

the man who actually thinks DESI ARNAZ had talent

Because you wouldn't know Talent if it tore your face off

>>362027

>Campbell's tomato soup

I shot one of those cans full of old rusted nails with a .40 cal before.

>>362030

trailerpark trash epitomized

You don't know how many instruments the average standard European Orchestra has, nor do you know how many instruments the average American Orchestra has

You don't know the band who recorded the first completely digitally mastered lp, nor do you know the name of the album

>>362032

Trombone? Zither? Saxophone?

>>362031

What's wrong with shooting things for fun?

>>362029

TRUTH: what most people didn't know about Desi Arnaz: he was a heavy drinker and LOVED to shoot guns for fun!

You don't know who Eric Clapton wrote the song LAYLA about, anymore than you know the name of the actual secret lead singer on the song "Girl You Know It's True" by Milli Vanilli

>>362036

And he was no "trailer trash", despite his movie depicting that in The Long Long Trailer, he was rich, but he was no commie!! The government thought he was, I certainly didn't think that!

>>362036

TRUTH: what YOU don't know about Desi Arnaz is thatnobody gives a fuck

>>362038

I'd ask you what Desi Arnaz has to do with your lack of taste in art or music or movies or television or anything cultural whatsoever….

But it actually has EVERYTHING to do with it

>>362039

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>>362040

You know who else was a talented singer who didn't get much credit? That negro Scatman Crothers.

You have no clue who Jeff Lynne is, how many bands he has been responsible for, any more than you know who wrote the song "Roll Over Beethoven"

>>362042

Scatman Crothers was not technically a singer, and to be honest his singing was just as horrible as his speaking voice, but when it came to the archaic stupid racist out of touch white trash xenophobic black face Vaudeville idiotic scat category you're talking about, he was well known but it doesn't require Talent to be a monkey

You don't know which movie Scatman Crothers shared lead roles with Jack Nicholson in, because you don't know anything about quality entertainment

You don't know Adam ant's real name, nor can you tell me his connection to Souxsie and the Banshees, because you don't know who Souxsie and the banshees were

You don't know the members of Procol Harum anymore than you know who wrote Suspicious Minds

You don't know Miles Davis' first album, any more than you know the name of the lead singer from the band Dr Hook

You don't who Kate Bush is, or which song of hers became a legendary icon recently thanks to the show stranger things, nor do you know which one of her songs was written about her father, or which song was remixed by the Utah Saints

You don't know who wrote Blue Suede Shoes

You don't know who wrote Treat Me Nice or Don't Be Cruel

You don't know what the Beatles song Dr Roberts is about

You can't name any of the songs on side B of Abbey Road, nor do you know the meaning of the reference "Tuesday's on the phone with me" in the song "SHE came in through the bathroom window"

You don't know what medium MC Escher worked in any more than you know who Lorenzo Bernini is

You don't know the difference between a major chord and a minor chord or a 7th

You don't know the difference between a music producer and a movie producer

You don't know the first musical performance ever broadcast globally via satellite

You don't know who directed One Flew Over the cuckoo's nest, nor do you know Tom Laughlin's wife who played the role of "Jean" in Billy Jack

You don't know the last James Bond movie actually written by Ian Fleming

You don't know the filming location for the opening "DAWN OF MAN" sequence to 2001 A Space Odyssey, nor do you know the shooting location for the rear projected backdrops

You don't know who played the role of FLINT in the movie "Dead Heat on a Merry-Go-Round"

you don't know how they created the computerized remake of LION KING any more than you know who starred in "Five Easy Pieces"

>>362063

>who starred in "Five Easy Pieces"

Jack Nicholsen, and that was a good movie, unlike "Lion King" which I'm pretty damn sure that was a kiddie film?

>>362044

LOL, I think his music is great.

>>362048

His music was good too.

>>362046

LOL, no I don't recall that group.

What's with all the "you don't know this" rants? Some of this stuff really doesn't need to be known by everyone.

>>362039

Desi Arnaz was very talented, no doubt about it, I have most of him music on lossless format. Big fan of his big band.

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>>365580

> and yes, I have a lot more

Ready for Moar Nugent!

>>365583

>>365573

Can confirm that squirrel meat tastes great, and that Ted Nugent rocks.

>>366934

also confirmed here.