e016c1 No.357938
I hope I'm your favorite President. Better than lincoln, better than Washington.. I have a big announcement. I can shoot laser beams out of my nipples now…
I can take out Al-Qaeda with one nipple
I can balance the budget with my other nipple
FRANKLY, I DID WIN THE ELECTION
You can download my new superhero laser nipple trading cards online for free, but why not spend $99 on each one?
And there's no copyright infringement coming out of my nipples
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e016c1 No.357939
NEW BIG ANNOUNCEMENT :
I have just been informed that I don't have medical grade lasers coming out of my nipples, but rather a lower frequency laser beam than previously thought hey boy
So it looks like I won't be taking out Al-Qaeda with either of my nipples, but I got a job offer from a small Ohio Police Department to catch Speeders with my nipples
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