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▶ e016c1 (2)  No.357938 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

I hope I'm your favorite President. Better than lincoln, better than Washington.. I have a big announcement. I can shoot laser beams out of my nipples now…

I can take out Al-Qaeda with one nipple

I can balance the budget with my other nipple

FRANKLY, I DID WIN THE ELECTION

You can download my new superhero laser nipple trading cards online for free, but why not spend $99 on each one?

And there's no copyright infringement coming out of my nipples

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▶ e016c1 (2)  No.357939

NEW BIG ANNOUNCEMENT :

I have just been informed that I don't have medical grade lasers coming out of my nipples, but rather a lower frequency laser beam than previously thought hey boy

So it looks like I won't be taking out Al-Qaeda with either of my nipples, but I got a job offer from a small Ohio Police Department to catch Speeders with my nipples

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