004c67 No.357260
>go to college party
>fat black girl keeps following me
>she’s drunk
>I’m not interested
>I drink some more
>become interested
>take her back to my dorm
>begin reproductive activities
>she shits all over my dick
>she runs into bathroom
>cleans up and leaves
>in the morning she tells everyone I raped her and everyone believes her
>pic related
Just say “I heard you shitted on peters dick”
Thanks
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24f4ff No.357261
how about NO?
I think I'd rather just find out who you are, then focus any possible harassment towards YOU
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cad3a2 No.357283
>>357260
PROOF THAT YOU'RE LYING :
I'M THE FIRST AND ONLY /PND/ GUEST WHO CAN ACHIEVE AN ERECTION FOR A FEMALE
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f3d145 No.357284
>>357260
Q: how are you able to determine where the marbles of feces ended and your tiny little stump of a penis began?
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c5b717 No.357285
>>357260
it's not surprising that you'd fantasize about black women
after all, you are a KANYE WEST WANNABE
the only difference between you and Kanye ishe actually USED TO be successful in even one insignificant aspect of his worthless existence
you ?……
just look at you… the unemployed chatroom bum who fantasizes about sex with females
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ca0ce6 No.357286
>>357260
in fact, I had a Madison Avenue PR Firm develop a new "public image" for you :
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ca0ce6 No.357287
well….. maybe not Madison "Avenue"
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ca0ce6 No.357288
>>357260
they think you should update your image to something more contemporary :
something more "ghetto", like antisemitism
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ca0ce6 No.357289
>>357260
they think you should just call yourself"GOT"
the same way "YE" is shirt for "KANYE"
"GOT" is short for "FAGGOT"
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ca0ce6 No.357290
>>357260
notice that they added the feces, going along with your fantasy of eventually becoming a heterosexual…
yet, the focus groups thought this new public image was STILL too effeminate.
and although Hitler had a famously tiny little penis (and was also a homosexual) the PR Firm thought maybe adding a little facial hair would hint at a hypothetical masculinity on your part
it's worth a shot, GOT
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