8c0a1b No.269778
Q : why does everybody call him Marshmallow Sally ?
You all know how much I enjoy answering /PND/ VIEWER MAIL, so let's jump Right In and get at it…
A viewer named BOREPHEUS asks :
"I bounce back and forth between 8kun & 4chat, and I see everybody talking about a loser named Marshmallow Sally… Why do they call him Marshmallow Sally?"
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8c0a1b No.269779
Well, thanks for asking Borepheus….
We polled all 4 /pnd/ readers, and 3 of them responded by saying, "marshmallows are soft and swollen and pasty, and completely worthless, with no real value whatsoever, and in fact are disgusting and detrimental"
While the FOURTH /pnd/ reader refused to answer the question….
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8c0a1b No.269780
and they call him "SALLY" because he's so effeminate, and there's nothing even vaguely masculine about him.
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8c0a1b No.269781
so, to answer Borepheus' question in a short simple form, basicallythey call him Marshmallow Sally because he's just like a fat pale soft out of shape little fat girl sitting in front of her shitty little obsolete computer while the world passes him by
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8c0a1b No.269783
Our next question comes from another 4chan migrant who got banned, and came here as a last resort
"Is it actually possible for a marshmallow to receive SSI welfare benefits?"
This one's going to be very easy to answer
YES
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6cb6bf No.269784
YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL YOU COMMUNIST MONSTER!!! YOU HATE YOUR OWN COUNTRY? YOU HATE CHRISTIANS? YOU HATE JESUS HUH? WELL SO DOES SATAN AND YOU JUST FUCKING WAIT WHAT SATAN HAS IN STORE FOR YOUR ASSHOLE YOU PRICK!!!
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6cb6bf No.269785
YOU ARE BLASPHEMOUS!!! YOU ARE ANTI-AMERICA JOHNNY!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? WHY DID YOU JOIN PURE EVIL?
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6cb6bf No.269786
NOT EVEN SALLY WOULD OPENLY CALL FOR THE DEATH OF AMERICA AND CHRISTIANS LIKE YOU HAVE!!!! THAT IS LOWER THAN LOW! THAT'S THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL!!
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6cb6bf No.269787
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE A HARDCORE COMMUNIST DESPOT WHO HATES CHRISTIANS AND AMERICA. DISGUSTING!
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6cb6bf No.269788
AND THIS IS HOW OUR GREAT NATION FALLS. BACKSTABBING AND BETRAYAL. DESPOTISM. TREASON. SEDITION. COLLUSION WITH ENEMIES OF OUR PEOPLE. GOD HELP US.
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8c0a1b No.269789
A Marshmallow CAN receive SSI Disability Benefits if the Marshmallow has been diagnosed with a psychiatric disorder….
but most Marshmallows don't realize that SSI Disability is actuallyNIGGER WELFARE
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8c0a1b No.269790
Our next piece of viewer mail comes from a slightly psychotic viewer named Killcen :
"ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT MARSHMALLOW SALLY IS A WORTHLESS STUPID LAZY NIGGER?"
well, first off I would like to thank Killcen for submitting his question… I realize you're very busy trying to save the world in an empty chat room with your delusional predictable pre-packaged false religious beliefs, and your equally as laughable gullibility when it comes to cookie cutter conspiracy theory bullshit…
AndYES….. While marshmallow Sally May APPEAR Caucasian, he's not 100% White, and actually has a lot of dirt in his DNA…
But the simple fact that he is a lazy mooch who relies on hard-working taxpayers to wipe his lazy ass verifies thatYES… HES A STUPID FUCKING NIGGER
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8c0a1b No.269791
NEXT QUESTION :
"Is it true that Marshmallow Sally was born without a penis ?"
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8c0a1b No.269792
Instead of answering this question myself, I called Marshmallow Sally's mother, because when he was born, she actually got to see what was between his legs :
She immediately responded, reassuring me that YES, he had a tiny little penis, at least when he was born…
And although she realizes he's never interacted with a female, she can still hear him masturbating in her spare bedroom, so she assumes his tiny little penis hasn't fallen off like a lizard's tail.
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8c0a1b No.269793
our next question comes from Marshmallow Sally's Mother :
ISN'T NEVER USING YOUR PENIS BASICALLY THE SAME THING AS BEING BORN WITHOUT ONE?
YES…. the answer isYES
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8c0a1b No.269794
Everybody knows that little girls like to play with Barbie dolls and Ken dolls…
But when little girls grow up and become women, the last thing on earth they want is a man who's "totally flat down there, just like a Ken doll"
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8c0a1b No.269795
well this is unusual… Here's ANOTHER question from Marshmallow Sally's mother :
"I can hear my son masturbating from my spare bedroom, but I also hear anime while he's masturbating, complete with the ridiculous high pitched voices that speak too fast… Is my son gay?"
YEP…. HES A FAGGOT
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6cb6bf No.269797
>>269795
While you focus on that, Johnny…..
Killcen is focusing on this…
>>269796
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a80cd2 No.269798
>>269797
As much as I love u guise, I gotta go try to button up my property, buy essentials, and prepare for the continuing destruction of civilization, community & family, the decimation of the world's economy, and the total breakdown of society that has been planned for us all.
I'll be busy for awhile, but could not resist dropping in this one GIMP-Quickie for the overly blackpilled Sally boi!
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