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Rules Log Spot Those Who Glow Protect Yourself
My name is Nate Higgers

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85f6c5  No.267379

So my last bread reached its bump limit. I didn’t know this back up Indonesian Basket weaving forum had this many users. So anyways I realized that my falling is hindering me from actually getting laid. So starting now I’m doing no fap until I get laid. Hopefully it works out. Any advice from anons is much appreciated. Also, it may not look like it, but this is literally what peak performance looks like. I literally put up more weight than every person I’ve seen on my gym. Even max repping the hammer machines.

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83b69c  No.267382

File: 556f0731d7ae525⋯.jpg (9.72 KB, 294x171, 98:57, you_can_do_it.jpg)

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3f385b  No.267418

>>267379

the reason NO WOMAN WILL FUCK YOU is because women can spot a homosexual from a mile away

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3f385b  No.267419

>>267379

while all the other boys were learning how to socialize, how to "fit in", how to interact with girls, how to ask girls out on a date,you sat in front of a computer, playing videogames and watching effeminate anime cartoons

YOU'RE A CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL

YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH WOMEN

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3f385b  No.267420

>>267379

instead of asking a woman out on a date, HERE YOU SIT, SURROUNDED BY OTHER SEXUALLY FAILEDMEN

you're gay

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3f385b  No.267421

>>267379

you've got NOTHING to offer a woman

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3f385b  No.267422

>>267379

no woman is interested in GTA CHEAT CODES

you're a fucking loser

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3f385b  No.267423

>>267379

perhaps if you WEREN'T AN IMAGEBOARD LOSER, you might have a history with women?

hint: you will never be able to undo the damage

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3f385b  No.267424

>>267379

I've been jacking off in my wife's face A LOT recently

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3f385b  No.267425

>>267379

Marshmallow Sally gets $26 per day in WELFARE benefits

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3f385b  No.267426

>>267379

that's why all the women want to fuck Marshmallow Sally

They want some of that $26

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3f385b  No.267427

when you take his $26 per day into consideration, it quickly becomes clear why he feels the need to convince himself of his imaginary "superiority"

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a2cdca  No.267468

Good luck anon. No advice really. Will say that if you can't master yourself you are ngmi. So you have incentive to master yourself.

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a0f602  No.267554

>>267418

Not true. I almost fucked a 40 year old mom but she had no condoms then ghosted me. Though I look a good amount better sense then. It was nice sleeping next to a warm body uwu. Also I’m not the homo getting laid in gold stars to shit post on a dead site. You have always been a loser. And always will be a loser.

>>267468

Well it’s hard. My understanding of game was learned from a 10/10 womanizer. Which is essentially fucking them right away. Being a virgin and all. I fumbled the ball yesterday hard with a grill. But it’s fine there will be more. Right now I have a shot at a mentally ill tranny that is a bio female. The ass is phat. I guess according to the clown world left. I’ll be a homo if I fuck (((him))). His sweet sweet boi pussy.

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0bc69c  No.267706

>>267554

On second thought, forget about no fap…you are simply ngmi, anon.

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4f9013  No.267727

>>267706

I’ll be fine. From what I can tell I’m at least a 7/10 on the attractive scale. 5 being average. I’ll be fine.

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a2cdca  No.267733

>>267727

You won't; fags and mental defectives don't make it.

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3b140e  No.267738

lol … incel faggots still believe if they don't fap, they'll get a waifu. Meanwhile, Chad is fapping 15 times a day and banging the whole cheerleader squad at once.

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62f07e  No.268001

File: 725770cf28ef730⋯.jpg (176.46 KB, 1082x695, 1082:695, Good_luck_anon_dont_mess_t….jpg)

>>267727

Good luck anon.

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3b140e  No.271787

File: fd1bf54c1e95a6b⋯.jpg (231.01 KB, 850x604, 425:302, 76.jpg)

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aee2c9  No.272941

I keep on fucking up oppurtunities with females. Failed date. Missed out on fucking an 18 year old at MTG commander night. Missed my opportunity on an mental defective tyranny (bio female with phat ass). And got too drunk at the last party I was at. May have lost my new fren I invited I dunno. See if he responds. But tomorrow is my spirit animals concert. It is the easiest environment I have ever experienced to get ass. So hopefully I’ll succeed. I have some weak shrooms I did the other day I am thinking of using? What do you guys think? Also any of you play MTG commander? I made this cruel control deck that someone accused me of being competitive lol.

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ec756f  No.272942

File: 3e5b7abc23d4add⋯.png (902.76 KB, 1026x1121, 54:59, JN_Molests_Little_Boys_Vir….png)

>>272941

> What do you guys think?

> inb4 pic related

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aee2c9  No.272944

>>272942

You guys could give me actual advice. Maybe the shrooms will give me a much different feel? Or I could just get drunk and high like I normally do when I go to these.

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aee2c9  No.272945

Oh I got all the STD test done. Though I-have to call them up to make sure they did em correctly. My virgin pipes are clean!

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aee2c9  No.272948

Oh I had something very off happen the other night. In relation to my glownigger chronicles. I keep on running into an old co worker from the company I got glowniggered at. I can say pretty much with certainty he never did anything negative to me regardless of what happened. But irrelevant except for the lead up to this. So here is the kicker as they call it. Guess who was there with him? The son of the main owner at the Company who was almost certainly the trigger man for the whole glownigger confrontation. Not only did he happen to sell off ownership after the failed kidnapping attempt. The only owners left almost certainly had no direct part which is amusing. Now if things had gone like normal. I can preclude this stuff to being all in my head. But the son. Had left to go get cigarettes and never came back. He even left his credit card on the tab. Now this isn’t guilt exactly. As could be by chance. But literally every time a situation like this happens. The outcome is always questionable. Like the last time my local police stopped meh. They have the guy who barely knows meh with no body camera confront meh. Now he didn’t do anything wrong. But why is it every time it’s always questionable? They could have stopped me when I walked past them in plain site. But choose to wait. Like why is it that it always seems like what I think happened probably happened? Also give me concert advice niggers.

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b20f90  No.273115

Bump

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4f9013  No.273154

I got jam banded. This shit happens but I can no dance to it. It does not have the property rhythm. I was better able to dance at a dad music fest because atleast they played the proper beat. The music wasn’t bad but I could not dance do it which is like 95% of my best game. I got GG’d. Well played reality.

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aee2c9  No.273356

Man, I need to get in better shape. I’m just not pulling like I use to. I’m at like the cusp end of my old range. I’m doing my best to stave off the downgrade but I can tell it’s literally only a matter of time. I’m thinking of taking up a atrial art. Maybe one last try at something. Maybe get into boxing or UFC. My shape isn’t that off.

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5249d7  No.273424

File: cbb90101b40a7fd⋯.mp4 (293.66 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, nofap.mp4)

>>267379

Heed the words of our high-mileage Veep. Burn them into your soul.

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