unfortunately, you don't get to "pretend" to be white. you will need to take a DNA Test, and upload the verifiable results.
if you're 100% white, I will reburse the $99
if you're not, you're stuck with the bill
EITHER I WILL PAY $99 TO PROVE YOURE 100% CAUCASIAN
OR YOU WILL PAY $99 TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT
'''WITHOUT THIS VERIFIED DNA TEST RESULT, YOU WILL REMAIN MY PUNCHING BAG==
put up or SHUT THE FUCK UP