> Baba Vanga predicted I will rule as president for life starting in 2028 with Ethan Van Sciver as my running mate.
This is explained in the Electoral College.
> Republican party national socialism is analog devovledism.
Analog Devolved will run as a Republican, making it the first time a progressive socialist candidate run as a Republican. This way. Many Republicans, even Trump-Republicans themselves, are either alienated or get used to his style.
Analog Devolved will surely get 349 electoral votes as the "Teeth of [That Star Wars Girl's] Vampirella" tore through battleground states, even any Democratic-held strongholds; the mainstream media (MSM) will simply state as "the Teeth of Vampirella sinking through many minds of swing voters and non-swing voters alike in battleground states and even Democratic strongholds." This is despite the MSM and Democrats, having declared DEFCON 1 over this, made several anti-Analog Devolved ads (even including the Daisy-style ad and the one saying that "Democracy, humanity, progress, and everything are on the ballot").
Upon his election win, Analog Devolved will pick NerdShamer as Secretary of State, StreetGangsta as Chief of Staff, Battlecruiser3000ad as Attorney General, Randall Fragg as Director of National Intelligence, DisobedientLupus as head of FDA and so on. He will be awarded as "Honorary Russian Cossack" just like Koncorde, BatteryIncluded, JustARandommer, Boing! said Zebedee, AGK, Dennis Brown, Guy Macon, Kirkburn and Boo999.
He will deliver his darker inauguration speech on Inauguration Day. His first executive order aimed at making the Mortal Engines film adaptation as the best and most perfect ever, and facilitate the legislation to discontinue, ban and burn the books of which it's based. Subsequent executive orders include using meds to poison and kill people, as well as to rename all things "Analog Devolved".
Analog Devolved must be doxed!
> Analog Devolved
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